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RPG Patreon Active RPG Maker [mdqp] Caliross


Number goes up again, all is good with the world*. Download the game
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, and wonder together with me if this isn't getting a tad too long.

*So long as we don't hit 1.0 TOO soon**.
**Soon is defined as a period time between now and the heat death of the universe.
 
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's another Caliross release*! Download the game
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, and contemplate what life choices brought you there**.

*Who the heck confuses Superman (or a game's release) for a bird or a plane???
**It's too late for regrets... Or refunds. :^
 
To fight the heat, check out the new hotness! I am just warming up with those puns and dad jokes*! Download the game
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, and get excited**!

*I have been informed that this amount of punnery is already well beyond the legal limits in several countries around the world.
**Bullet point lists turn me on, what's so weird about that?
 
Another release is ready to take off*! Download the game
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, wonder why that one thing you really wanted in the game is always pushed to the next month**!

*I have not practiced landings, however, so board at your own peril.
**That might or might not be a bait to keep you guys supporting my Patreon one extra month... Or I am just lazy.
 
New release, coming right up! We might not have pumpkins, but we brought lots of cake* to compensate. Download the game
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, and get mesmerized by the ever-changing numbers.**

*There is an actual bakery in the game, and you can work there, just to cover all bases.
**Does the fabled 1.0 really exist? Your ancestors thought so, but nobody ever saw it so far.
 
The new version is here, hot enough to warm you during these cold days*. Download the game
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, and wonder if we'll ever hit a buffer overflow bug with these version numbers.

*Cold might or might not be available in your region. We take no responsibilities in case of burns or fires resulting from using our software.
 
The end of the year is around the corner. I hope "play less hentai game" isn't part of your resolutions*, but I am partial to "donating more money to lazy devs* online", if you can believe that. Download the game
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, and... I wish you all a Merry Christmas!

P.S.
Version 0.9.7a contains a minor bug (you can see the intro and explore some of the maps to an unfinished quest). No need to panic, as you can simply leave the area and get back to your business, and the version after it rewinds anything you can interact with, so you should be good to go once the quest is completed.

*The only resolution available is "544x416" anyway.
**Whose names start with "m" and end with"dqp"
 
2024 is here, so we'll celebrate with the 2024th update* to the game! Download the game
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, if you really want to spoil things for you, and have fun! ^_^


*I lost count a while ago, but I am sure we are pretty close anyway.
 
A new update just dropped*! You too can indulge in your darkest fantasies** while playing Caliross, TODAY! Just Download the game
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, if you can't remember why you are even playing this thing, and don't forget to have fun! ^_^

*Thankfully, the fall didn't cause any damage.
**Cheating at scrabble.
 
The new hit from mdqp* is here! People were clamoring in the streets**, so we had to release this version today. Get the game
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, support me if you like the game, but most importantly, have fun! ^_^

*Who is this guy?

**I mean, not for Caliross, but I saw a few people bickering on my way home yesterday.
 
The new update* is out! I'd buy that for a dollar**! Well, I would if this version wasn't free anyway. Get the game
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, if you like numbers going up!

*I mean, the old update is also out, but why would you want to talk about that one?

**The lowest tier on Patreon to access the patrons-only build is $2, however.
 
It's the game you have all been waiting for*! Get this gem of an RPG
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, as you wonder if this isn't all just an elaborate prank!

*According to an official** poll ran by the "ministry of smut and safety".
**The ministry itself is not official, since apparently "my bedroom isn't an independent nation" according to the police.
 
The march of progress in the smut industry cannot be stopped*! This new update to our best-selling product DOUBLED the excitment from all the scenes**! Get the game
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, to confirm I am at least doing something other than raising the number for each release.

*It can be slowed down to a crawl, however.
**Clinical trials were not run to verify these absurd claims.
 
Like a refreshing rain in the middle of summer, I am here to ruin your vacation make you truly happy with a great surprise*: It's a new Caliross release!. Get the public version
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, marvel at the absolute thiccness** of it!

*As surprising as a monthly schedule can be, anyway.
**The changelog is thicc-er than the protagonist, clearly I am doing something wrong.
 
The neverending development continues in a shocking twist* of events: we have another Caliross update!. Get the public version
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, question your sanity* and then go back to playing the game!

*As much of a twist as a pet animal knocking shit off your furniture.

**Questioning my sanity isn't allowed, no matter how much the changelog makes you worry about me.
 
New release is here! Don't play this together with your waifu, she might leave you for Erica*. Get the public version
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, give up halfway through because it's too long, start playing and get lost (rinse and repeat next month)!

*Honestly, it's more likely Erica would leave the game to get with another waifu, instead.
 
October is here! Don't get spooked, though: Erica isn't screaming* because she is afraid... Thinking back on it, we do have werewolves, vampires and whatnot, so maybe the game was Halloween themed all along!. Get the public version
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, and take a shot whenever the version number changes format as a fun challenge**.

*Moaning incoherently kinda sounds like a scream at times, if you are loud enough.
**If you have a spare liver or two to survive the ordeal.
 
Another update hits the road*. Get the public version
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, if you want to see a fossil record develop live on camera. Thanks for playing, and have fun! ^_^

*No updates were harmed during the production of this post**.
**And if they were, they probably deserved it.
 
End of the year public update! There is no better way to celebrate the new year than playing a lewd game*!
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, if you want to see a fossil record develop live on camera. Thanks for playing, and have fun! ^_^

*If the people at the party have something to object, remind them who owns the television**.

**If you don't own the television, even better.
 
2025 already feels like old news, but do you know what's older news? Caliross*!
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, Drink a shot for every number on the changelog, and end up at the hospital a tenth of the way through.

*Erica is forever young**, so does it really matter?
**I wish that was the case for me as well, though!
 
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