Trial day one
Case: OAMP vs Avatar99 for bragging rights
Judge: Judy(Diagisvele) presides over case
Plaintiff OAMP
prosecuting attorney: Plaintiff presents himself as prosecutor
defendant Avatar99
Defense attorney Mr. Wright(Incubus)
bailiff Lurker
Secretary Moomoo78
jury hooker
witnesses Kitsune
Anywho, details as follows: Kitsune and I were just poking fun at eachother, then the coversation dies. Ten minutes later Ava says we need to break it up. I point out it's been ten minutes. Ava says "So sue me", so I did.
I shall have a cross-questioning happen in my Court! Will the defendant Avatar99 present himself to the witness chair and swear on the holy hentai movie, Dark Angel Ecslayer, that he shall remain a perverted person throughout the whole trial and not lie at all!
The English and literature in this thread is terrible, I appeal to the court to have future posts be revised before they are considered by the Judge or Jury in turn.