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Raptor Jesus sues Lurker


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RAPTOR IS INNOCENT
 
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Insominacs are people too. And as baliff I am immune to this.

Additionally, pics or it didn't happen.
 
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Insomniacs, Lurker. Keep this up, and I'll sue you of my own volition.

Besides, you're too girly to be a bailiff.
 
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Girly? You need moar dakkaholes. Where'd my 4 chainguns duct tape'd together go...
 
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Girly? You need moar dakkaholes. Where'd my 4 chainguns duct tape'd together go...

You see, that's why you're girly. You're supposed to hold all of them in seperate places. One on the left hand, one on the right, one in your mouth, and the fourth held inbetween your thighs.
 
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You see, that's why you're girly. You're supposed to hold all of them in seperate places. One on the left hand, one on the right, one in your mouth, and the fourth held inbetween your thighs.

Nonono, ya miss the logic here. If I have the four chainguns like that, I can hold them together in one hand, and STILL have plenty of room for the BFG/Rocket Launcher combo.
 
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Nonono, ya miss the logic here. If I have the four chainguns like that, I can hold them together in one hand, and STILL have plenty of room for the BFG/Rocket Launcher combo.

BFG's are for little sissy girls. Real men just strap the ammunition to their fists and punch each other until they explode, and repeat the process until the least manly accepts defeat.
 
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This needs more dakka. Strap ammo everywhere.
 
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