HOW DARE YOU WAGGLE YOUR BROW IN MY COURTROOM! Greasing up benches and wallpapering people is one thing, but I will not allow such gross sexual acts in my courtroom as brow waggling.
Now that that's over with, who's bringing the latex
*Tongue launches into wallpaper's mouth, releasing a delicious ooze that wallpaper eagerly drinks up, sending her into a sexual frenzy as she rapes everyone in sight*