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Good afternoon!

Name: Wolfgang (I am lying for fun).
Screenname / Nicknames: Lobsterino!
Age: --
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: I've been a lot of places and done a lot of things. I'm currently going to University as a mature student in the UNited States.

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair length: Astronaut cut short. Longer than military, shorter than politician.
Glasses: Goggles. I don't wear spectacles to see, though.
Features: Plenty of scars from a life full of misadventures. On my face, too.
Height: 172 centimeters


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Green
Hair color: Blonde
Hair length: Pixie cut
Ears: Human
Breasts: I'm not picky.
Tail: No thank you.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: No thank you.
Glasses: Yes
Features: Sharp mind.
Height: I've dated shorter, I've dated taller. As long as she is fine being taller than me, I'm okay too.
Cyclops: With an eyepatch, okay. Otherwise two eyes are fine.
Skin: Tan is nice. Or pale. Or any range really. I guess even green and purple will be exotic.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Scorpio
My Fears: Not dying alone (why would I want those around me to go through the same misery I'm suffering by proxy?)
Bad Habits: I mean to go to sleep early... the next thing I notice the sun has come up.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Shrimp (allergic)
2) Centipedes / Millipedes (they are creepy, and I got bit on the leg by a centipede... it was extremely painful and got badly infected)
3) The use of "should of", "would of", "could of" instead of the actual "would've or would have" "could've", "should've"

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Tetsuo Hara
Other manga of interest: Slice of life stuff like Yotsuba! or CHromartie High (I read the latter in Japan, it amused me).
Video game series: Popolocrois, Animal Crossing, Kirby, classic styled Resident Evil and classic Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Tactics Ogre Battle.
TV Show: Adventure Time
Anime: Trigun
Webcomic: Whomp!
Drink: Mountain Dew Code Red is a guilty pleasure, as is a dirty vodka Martini. Stirred, not shaken. Melon soda (I miss it sooooo much from Japan!)
Shoe: I prefer military style boots, not for fashion reasons, but because I feel most comfortable in them and they are durable.
Hat: Gambler
Color: Chrome blue, or Navy, or even Royal.
Music Genre: Rock, but I give everything a chance so as not to miss out on something catchy I may like.
Internet Meme: All your base are belong to us.

Do I...

Smoke: Only if I am drinking with friends, and even then only rarely.
Swear: In appropriate company. More often I will do "radio edit" swearing.
Flip out and kill people: ... and then eat their remains.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I am the opposite of musically gifted.
Knit scarves for orphans: My mother does, does that count?
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I have a stuffed Lynx as a surrogate kitty cat, and I had a giant alligator given to me by an ex girlfriend.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: It may be that I am a band otaku, but I regularly socialize in real life with others, and do not mind leaving my room / apartment.
Have furry leanings?: On the right occasions, sure. Not a regular thing, though.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Not even close. It might make life easier, but also much more boring.
What are your hopes for it?: I hope I can have a secure job where I earn enough to help my family if they should need it, pay all of my bills, and have enough left over for the fun stuff I want to buy / do.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I'm generally a lurker, but sometimes I have interesting points to make, if only I could post and contribute.
Other random trivia: I've spent quite a lot of time in Japan in the past, and used to spend nights in the internet cafes reading manga and drinking melon soda when the trains would stop running.
 

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Welcome, Lobsterino! :D

The use of "should of", "would of", "could of" instead of the actual "would've or would have" "could've", "should've"
Yes, thank you. That annoys me something fierce as well! :rolleyes:
 

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Welcome, Lobsterino! :D



Yes, thank you. That annoys me something fierce as well! :rolleyes:
Right? I'm not generally any kind of grammar Nazi, but that one... for some reason that particular misuse of the language really irks me.
It should probably be my #1 dislike, more than evil shrimp (that'll just make me sick and puffy) and more than creepy crawly centipedes (they just bite me, and the cats ignore them for some reason).
"Would of" engages in some sort of mental warfare with my brain and I don't know why.

Thank you for the kind welcome.
 

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Name: Too much to soon
Screenname / Nicknames: Bamioum, you may shorten it if you'd like
Age:22
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Norway

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: gray/greenish
Hair Color: Dark blonde
Hair length: varies from short to almost shoulder length
Breasts: my pectorals are made of steel (they're not)
Glasses: doctors say yes i say no. (only when Reading)
Features: I have a glorious beard resembling the full throttle option form fallout 4
Height: 181cm


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: fine as it is
Hair color: also fine
Hair length: same
Ears: maybe a bit smaller
Breasts; man breasts are not attractive
Tail: maybe if i actually use it, might be useful.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part:No, wouldn't mind it if a potential partner had it though.
Glasses: already have a nice pair of black rimmed glasses i never use.
Features: even longer beard. also more muscle and weight (already working on that though)
Height: 186
Cyclops: the thought of only having one eye makes me uncomfortable
Skin: fine as it is, somewhat pale, live in a cold country after all.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Sagittarius
My Fears: large spiders, wasps freak me out (it's the sound), anything happening to my cat or Family.
Common Utterances: not sure if i have any, i always ask my cat how it's going though.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: if it's something disgusting it's half full, if it's something good it's half empty (most likely already empty.)
Bad Habits: uncurably lazy, somewhat selfish (due to laziness), uncurable perversion (due to the internet), i also have a tendency to start stuff i have no idea how to proceed With and often need some direction in order to keep going With New Projects.

3 Things I Dislike:
1)National Oilwell Varco
2) People that think they can't possibly be wrong
3) Time (never have the time do finish all the fun stuff)

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: not sure.
Other manga of interest: taken a keen interest in Boku Girl lately, anything perverted often goes, other than that there is to many to Count probably Reading around 50+ currently and i think i'm closing in on 2000 finished.
Video game series: Doom, Persona, Fallout, the witcher.
TV Show: Game of thrones, breaking bad, lie to me, house, daredevil, Jessica jones.
Anime: SPICE & WOLF, Bakemonogatari. anything Miyazaki.
Webcomic: Lookism.
Drink: always appreciate a good porter or a weissbier, a good Bordeaux about 9-11 at least is what i currently prefer in wine (Depends a bit on the Food), but i'm more of a beer guy.
Shoe: i don't really get it, but Work shoes that can take a beating i Guess.
Hat: should have an old trilby in the closet somewhere
Color: purple
Music Genre: like mostly everything good, but especially prefer most forms of metal, anything prog, anything jazz and classical.
Internet Meme: not sure, really Depends on how it is used. any meme can be glorious or terrible.

Do I...

Smoke: tried it at a party once, got really sick and have had a very good Control of my drinking habits since.
Swear: quite
Flip out and kill people: only in games (in which i am a repeat offender)
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: no
Knit scarves for orphans: Can't knit for shit.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: have a couple from Limited editions
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: kinda did before, not any longer (i think)
Have furry leanings?: nekomimi is fine, full furry i generally dislike, though some pinups and artwork might be kinda attractive if they're exceedingly well done.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: no, and With how it's currently going in the world i kinda don't want to.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: No opinion.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I had a commissioned translation i wanted to share, also i think i need to communicate with other less judging perverts.
Other random trivia: i have a tendency to try to fix my motorbike even when nothings really wrong, ruin something and then have my younger Brother fix it for me (thank god for Family)
 
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Welcome Bamioum.

What kind of motor bike do you have? Street bike, dirt bike? What brand? (I used to have a Yamaha Street bike, Harley Davidson style a very long time ago, no more as a friend had an accident on it).
 

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Name: soon
Screenname / Nicknames: MarePH , Momo , Sumomo , Momochang
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Philippines

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black / White
Hair length: varies
Breasts: *stares to my chest*
Glasses: i dont have one but i really need one
Features: average guy with an average face
Height: 5.10 ft


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: fine the way it is
Hair color: white ( my hair is turning white anyway )
Hair length: short
Ears: normal
Breasts: idk about this
Tail: no i dont want to
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: No
Glasses: i want one
Features: i just need to buff up my body
Height: i dont mind being short
Cyclops: no
Skin: its fine the way it is

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Leo
My Fears: freaking WORMS
Common Utterances: --
Is the glass half full, or half empty: its.. half empty
Bad Habits: im lazy and.. lazy

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Pushing its ideals to someone
2) People who doesnt have self control
3) Time

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: every manga artist out there
Other manga of interest: hmm.. ero manga sensei?
Video game series: not into video game but more into visual novel stuffs
TV Show: i dont watch television at all
Anime: Astarotte no Omocha
Webcomic: not into webcomic
Drink: Colas.. and more Colas
Shoe: any shoes i have
Hat: i dont have one
Color: any color
Music Genre: any genre as long as my ear likes it
Internet Meme: uhh.. not sure

Do I...

Smoke: no i
Swear: not quite
Flip out and kill people: *looks at my violent games*
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: sometimes
Knit scarves for orphans: i cant do this
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: if i have money why not?
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: i guess..
Have furry leanings?: no

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: no i just want the future to be unknown
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? : idk

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: i kinda joined here about a year ago but got my account activated last week but mostly for aigis stuffs
Other random trivia: no theres nothing special about me anyway..
 

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Hello MarePH and welcome to the site. XD
 

Bamioum

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Welcome Bamioum.

What kind of motor bike do you have? Street bike, dirt bike? What brand? (I used to have a Yamaha Street bike, Harley Davidson style a very long time ago, no more as a friend had an accident on it).
That would be a Harley Davidson Sportster 1200 Custom 2001m, affordable, easy to fix and a joy to ride.
 

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That would be a Harley Davidson Sportster 1200 Custom 2001m, affordable, easy to fix and a joy to ride.
I approve of your taste and selection in motorcycles. :D

Also, welcome MarePH!
 

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Name: 3 first names... its sorta weird
Screenname / Nicknames: Graer
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Canada

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: brown
Hair length: varies
Breasts: nadda
Glasses: yep
Features: average guy with an average face
Height: 6.10 ft


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: bright blue
Hair color: darker brown
Hair length: med-long
Ears: normal
Breasts: no boobs
Tail: long and fluffy
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: id like to keep my dick as it is
Glasses: no glasses please
Features: id love to be described a cute and fuckable
Height: 5.5 foot
Cyclops: no
Skin: pale

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: cancer
My Fears: losing control of my self via parasite ,etc etc
Common Utterances: ragged_fucking_sheep's_cunt
Is the glass half full, or half empty: mostly empty
Bad Habits: i descend into extreme nihilism sometimes

3 Things I Dislike:
1)most of the people i have ever met
2) when assholes light fireworks off near my house, scares my dogs shitless
3) the majority of religion itself

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Cho Jung-man
Other manga of interest: eiken (just the pure fanservice alone)
Video game series: Doom, star wars battlefront (not the new piece of shit though)
TV Show: nothing really
Anime: Astarotte no Omocha
Webcomic: the sheer amount i could list...
Drink: Manzanita Sol (Mexican apple soda)
Shoe: comfy
Hat: preferably flat caps
Color: cyan
Music Genre: metal and rock
Internet Meme:i don't like memes but when i do i don't

Do I...

Smoke: no
Swear: I've made sailors blush
Flip out and kill people: getting close
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: every so often
Knit scarves for orphans: i cant do this
Collect pushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: i usually sink my hobby money into 40k models
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: i like to get out and be with the few people i actually like
Have furry leanings?: yep don't have the dosh or the skill to make my own suit

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: my paranoia pretty much gives me the common worst case scenarios for me
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? : yep

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I've been lurking for a year or so and decided to actually get an account
Other random trivia: my laugh sounds very reminiscent to a hyena
 

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Welcome Graer and fellow Eh-er, enjoy your stay!

One question though, by 40K you mean the sweet Warhammer 40K models from Games Workshop? Otherwise, I'd be interested in knowing what model costs 40k... :)
 

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I've always been a fan of warhammer fantasy. I love modifying the models and painting them. In my display case I have a whole ~8k points Khorne themed Chaos army.

Also, welcome Graer. ;)
 
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Welcome Graer.

Gotta agree with chrisroxxx, WHFB was a really nice game. Super bummed out that GW squashed it because they felt the need to have space marines in fantasy now.
 

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Whops, I missed this topic for introduction, sorry >_>
I write everything back here!

It says that you should introduce yourself in this section, but actually I am more a "we", since Miraggio is a Group and thus I am basically two-person merged into one. Or you could say I'm a two-headed being where just one head speaks at the time :p
So... If that structure is forceful I will try and answer those question, but I would like more of a free introduction. Is that against the rule?

Anyway, I'm Luce, but i speak as Miraggio saying that we are happy being here.
We do some 3D webcomics and we have plans about making a game on our stories one day. We just started, so it's too soon for talking about any of it, but we dream it will happen and we actually intend to.

I personally actually have been here for some years, mainly lurking but writing with a different account. I decided to start a new one since I'm not the same as before - I am two now!

Well, I should just quit babbling, right? >_>
One last thing about us before I shut up... We decided to do a story about a female heroine because of the games we found here: Violated Heroine, Virgin Island, Sangeki no Gear just to tell some of them.
So I should thank you guys, since it's because of this place that our project was conceived!
Maybe it will suck in the end, but either way you inspired our work and give us a reason to focus ourselves on a big project!
 

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Welcome Miraggio, and good luck with your story! Don't worry, you can get some good feedback on here, just focus on enjoying making it.
 

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Name: if I tell you, I have to kill you
Screenname / Nicknames: Blackhill, Doctor Schwarzenberg, the doc of horrors.
Age: 31
Gender: male
Current Country of Residence: France (don't judge me)
Occupation: industrial maintenance tech, inventor (like Tony Stark, but poor), game scenario and story writer (got some projects on the stove, but lacking time, must build a time stretching machine, someday)

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: green/silver blue (slight central heterochromia)
Hair Color: dark blond
Hair length: mid-back long
Breasts: N/A
Glasses: none
Features:chiseled jawline, 1-month length beard and according mustache
Height: 1,85m (6.07ft)


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: same as above
Hair color: same as above
Hair length: short, or even bald, for the mad doctor approach
Ears: normal
Breasts: none
Tail: none
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: even if it's interesting as it sound, but nope
Glasses: round glasses
Features: same as above, except for beard and mustache, more a 2-weeks trimmed length
Height: same as above
Cyclops: nope
Skin: pale
I think I would look almost like Hugo Strange, that would fit perfectly with the mad scientist who sleep inside me

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: sagittarius
My Fears: dying before going into space
Common Utterances: "frakk!" "bordel de putes à couilles!" and some other french ramblings
Is the glass half full, or half empty: I don't care, if the bottle isn't empty
Bad Habits: sarcasms, sarcasms everywhere, professional procratinator, easily distracted if someone or something doesn't keep me on focus, sometimes take the jokes seriously.

3 Things I Dislike:
1)empty bottle(s)
2)stupid jackasses who think they are always right
3)empty fridge (for replenishing him, you have to go to the market and make social contacts, with a empty tummy above all :( )

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: actually none
Other manga of interest: I don't know why, but I'm not mutch into reading manga, I prefer books
Video game series: Mass Effect trilogy (and soon Andromeda), The Legend of Zelda, XCOM 1&2, TES, Fallout, Civilization, Xenoblade Chronicles X, WH40k Dawn of War series. mostly RPG and strategy games.
TV Show: Stargate shows (mostly Atlantis), the last ship, killjoys, dark matter, the expanse, preacher, wynonna earp, Ash VS evil dead
Anime:Aoki Hagane no Arpeggio: Ars Nova, aldnoah.zero (loved the OST, same compositor for xenoblade chronicles X), bleach, trigun, ghost in the shell standalone/complex, beelzebub, cowboy bebop,... and lots of others :)
Webcomic: Jo, Eagle ordinary, romantically apocalyptic, Gone with the blastwave.
Drink: mostly beers (mostly GOOD beers, don't come with bubbly donkey piss, I will take offense) vodka, fresh tea, soft drinks (cola, fruit juice, energy drinks...) and water (to spare my liver sometimes)
Shoe: leather biker boots
Hat: don't wear one, but I like bushman hats
Color: dark purple
Music Genre: old school heavy metal and hard rock, but i'm open to other genres if there isn't too much pigsqueal (at least for other metal genres) and if the music is played on real instruments before adding effects.
Internet Meme: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Do I...

Smoke: yep, and I will slide a big basket full of melons in the ass of people who try to judge me for that, without lube, of course :) (except for those who already love that, I wil tease them and do nothing, instead)
Swear: fuck yeah, a fucking lot!
Flip out and kill people: sometimes (by sometimes, I mean a lot of times) I would like ripping the head of annoying people with bare hands and have a public applauding me behind.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: never found the time to learn/i'm playing hammer guitar at work sometimes (like air guitar, but with a hammer flipped over)
Knit scarves for orphans: witk my knowledge, I could do scarves with metal chains. but it's called slavery, it's illegal. and sad (except in anime and hentai :D)
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: mostly vintage electronics, some figs, some garbage stuff for my steampunk and LARP props.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I'm more otaku than hikikomori, just a little pinch of social anxiety (praise internet anonymity!)
Have furry leanings?: just light animal features (ears, tail, attitude and eyes for some races)
Resemble a celebrity?: a younger Marco Hietala, with more beard on the cheeks, less fur on the chin and a darker blonde hair.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: depend on what timezone you are :)
Should Marty have gone back to it?: at the time of this post, he couldn't, he's in the past, whatsoever :)

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: for all the good stuff!

Other random trivia: no tentacle beasts were harmed and all the japanese schoolgirls in uniform were thoroughly molested in the making of this presentation.




Notes: I'm French, I don't lack manners and had a good education, but english isn't my primary language, so I may sound like a asshole sometimes (not in a fartey way, of course), but please, don't hold it on me. I'm not a (bad) monster, if you still feel offended, feel free to pm me with the context, I will be glad to explain myself.

that's all folks! you can PM me if you want additional infos on me :)
 
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welcome blackhill, hope your experience here is a positive one.
 
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