Re: Introduction Thread
Name: if I tell you, I have to kill you
Screenname / Nicknames: Blackhill, Doctor Schwarzenberg, the doc of horrors.
Age: 31
Gender: male
Current Country of Residence: France (don't judge me)
Occupation: industrial maintenance tech, inventor (like Tony Stark, but poor), game scenario and story writer (got some projects on the stove, but lacking time, must build a time stretching machine, someday)
~ Real-life appearance ~
Eye Color: green/silver blue (slight central heterochromia)
Hair Color: dark blond
Hair length: mid-back long
Breasts: N/A
Glasses: none
Features:chiseled jawline, 1-month length beard and according mustache
Height: 1,85m (6.07ft)
~ Ideal appearance ~
Eye color: same as above
Hair color: same as above
Hair length: short, or even bald, for the mad doctor approach
Ears: normal
Breasts: none
Tail: none
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: even if it's interesting as it sound, but nope
Glasses: round glasses
Features: same as above, except for beard and mustache, more a 2-weeks trimmed length
Height: same as above
Cyclops: nope
Skin: pale
I think I would look almost like Hugo Strange, that would fit perfectly with the mad scientist who sleep inside me
~ Personality ~
Zodiac: sagittarius
My Fears: dying before going into space
Common Utterances: "frakk!" "bordel de putes à couilles!" and some other french ramblings
Is the glass half full, or half empty: I don't care, if the bottle isn't empty
Bad Habits: sarcasms, sarcasms everywhere, professional procratinator, easily distracted if someone or something doesn't keep me on focus, sometimes take the jokes seriously.
3 Things I Dislike:
1)empty bottle(s)
2)stupid jackasses who think they are always right
3)empty fridge (for replenishing him, you have to go to the market and make social contacts, with a empty tummy above all

)
~ Favorites ~
Manga artist: actually none
Other manga of interest: I don't know why, but I'm not mutch into reading manga, I prefer books
Video game series: Mass Effect trilogy (and soon Andromeda), The Legend of Zelda, XCOM 1&2, TES, Fallout, Civilization, Xenoblade Chronicles X, WH40k Dawn of War series. mostly RPG and strategy games.
TV Show: Stargate shows (mostly Atlantis), the last ship, killjoys, dark matter, the expanse, preacher, wynonna earp, Ash VS evil dead
Anime:Aoki Hagane no Arpeggio: Ars Nova, aldnoah.zero (loved the OST, same compositor for xenoblade chronicles X), bleach, trigun, ghost in the shell standalone/complex, beelzebub, cowboy bebop,... and lots of others
Webcomic: Jo, Eagle ordinary, romantically apocalyptic, Gone with the blastwave.
Drink: mostly beers (mostly GOOD beers, don't come with bubbly donkey piss, I will take offense) vodka, fresh tea, soft drinks (cola, fruit juice, energy drinks...) and water (to spare my liver sometimes)
Shoe: leather biker boots
Hat: don't wear one, but I like bushman hats
Color: dark purple
Music Genre: old school heavy metal and hard rock, but i'm open to other genres if there isn't too much pigsqueal (at least for other metal genres) and if the music is played on real instruments before adding effects.
Internet Meme: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Do I...
Smoke: yep, and I will slide a big basket full of melons in the ass of people who try to judge me for that, without lube, of course

(except for those who already love that, I wil tease them and do nothing, instead)
Swear: fuck yeah, a fucking lot!
Flip out and kill people: sometimes (by sometimes, I mean a lot of times) I would like ripping the head of annoying people with bare hands and have a public applauding me behind.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: never found the time to learn/i'm playing hammer guitar at work sometimes (like air guitar, but with a hammer flipped over)
Knit scarves for orphans: witk my knowledge, I could do scarves with metal chains. but it's called slavery, it's illegal. and sad (except in anime and hentai

)
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: mostly vintage electronics, some figs, some garbage stuff for my steampunk and LARP props.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I'm more otaku than hikikomori, just a little pinch of social anxiety (praise internet anonymity!)
Have furry leanings?: just light animal features (ears, tail, attitude and eyes for some races)
Resemble a celebrity?: a younger Marco Hietala, with more beard on the cheeks, less fur on the chin and a darker blonde hair.
~ The Future ~
Can you see into it?: depend on what timezone you are

Should Marty have gone back to it?: at the time of this post, he couldn't, he's in the past, whatsoever
Other Stuff
Reason for joining: for all the good stuff!
Other random trivia: no tentacle beasts were harmed and all the japanese schoolgirls in uniform were thoroughly molested in the making of this presentation.
Notes: I'm French, I don't lack manners and had a good education, but english isn't my primary language, so I may sound like a asshole sometimes (not in a fartey way, of course), but please, don't hold it on me. I'm not a (bad) monster, if you still feel offended, feel free to pm me with the context, I will be glad to explain myself.
that's all folks! you can PM me if you want additional infos on me
