The Love Thread (Or Just Warms and Fuzzies)

[Hopeyouguess62]

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(to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from "The Sound of Music")

Cheeseburger, pizza and open-late diners, buxom young bosoms and open vaginas, making an angel lose halo and wings, these are a few of my favorite things!

Milking machines and a young female fucktoy, she'd better not be a trap (that's a bad boy), covering titties with big spermy strings, these are a few of my favorite things!

Nothing is better than getting a freebie, except for maybe when sleeping with Chibi, but with her lagging she gets slower pings, sometimes denying her favorite things!

When the bandwidth, isn't what it, really ought to be, I look at my archives of favorite things, and then I don't feeeeeel so bad!

I enjoy egging and sometimes inflation, sometimes good ecchi fuels my masturbation, girls with a leash and some nice nipple rings, these are a few of my favorite things!

I like to watch as the dark things accost her, sometimes she has to have sex with a monster, fertile young slave to the tentacle kings, these are a few of my favorite things!

Rule 63 sheds a new light on Bilbo, pounding some futa with a big black dildo, around the phallus a powerful ring, these are a few of my favorite things!

(repeat refrain)

 

[Dusty]

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^ I love that.

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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I very much enjoy epic soundtracks -- John Williams, Basil Paledouris, Klaus Bedelt, James Horner, Jerry Goldsmith, Hans Zimmer and Danny Elfman come to mind as excellent architects of sound, but there are many more.

 

[Mirchie]

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I very much enjoy epic soundtracks -- John Williams, Basil Paledouris, Klaus Bedelt, James Horner, Jerry Goldsmith, Hans Zimmer and Danny Elfman come to mind as excellent architects of sound, but there are many more.

You forgot Howard Shore.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Berry Gordy

 

[Rule 34]

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I love demotivational posters, damnit. They're the greatest thing that the internet has brought forth, even better than lolcats.

 

[Mirchie]

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Ooh yeah, demotivational posters for the win! Unfortunately I do not have my large reserve of the things on this computer, they are on my old shittop. I have a couple on this one though.

 

[Kusanagi]

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[Hopeyouguess62]

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I love adding a little irish cream to my white russian.

I also love that half of you immediately interpreted that in as filthy a manner as possible.

 

[Kusanagi]

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I love adding a little irish cream to my white russian.

I also love that half of you immediately interpreted that in as filthy a manner as possible.

I love that I actually KNOW what a White Russian is. Random page-hopping on wikipedia during finals week last semester FTW.

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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White Russians are awesome. Big Lebowski FTW.

 

[Chibichibi]

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I love Amaretto Sours. <3

 

[Kusanagi]

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I love alcohol.

Not beer, though.

Beer can return to the hellish domain from whence it came.

God-damned piss-water.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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I love beer. Keiths being my favorite.

Though, a White Russian is good once in awhile.

 

[Chibichibi]

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I love alcohol.

Not beer, though.

Beer can return to the hellish domain from whence it came.

God-damned piss-water.

Not all of it is piss. The expensive beer isn't :3

*sips Sam Adams Cream Stout*

Also: I love the new Tim Burton movie, 9.

 

[Alias]

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I love how I'm STILL getting neg reps for these posts:

CIVILIZATION. You british bastard.

Yeah, but America can kick Britain's ass. Obviously, our superior military might (read: extensive military budget) makes us righter than you.

I mean, seriously? I know it's the internet and all, but ROFL at how many people fail to grasp the sarcasm. It's especially funny if you know me and thus realize that whenever I brag about America it's done to make fun of people who are patriotic, because I hate this country.

 

[ToxicShock]

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I've heard cherry wheat is really good, but all beer has been terrible to me.

 

[Hopeyouguess62]

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It's especially funny if you know me and thus realize that whenever I brag about America it's done to make fun of people who are patriotic, because I hate this country.

There's quite a difference between being a disrespectful braggart and being a patriot. Too many Americans "stand on the shoulders of giants," to paraphrase Sir Isaac Newton, and bandy about words like "free world" and "my country" without ever having done anything to build upon or preserve said nation. Yes, those people are idiots and hypocrites -- but there are many kinds of hypocrites.

I don't think America's perfect. I don't think we're even close to perfect, or that we should put ourselves on a pedestal over anyone else. We've got lots of things wrong with us, and plenty of lessons we NEED to learn from other cultures and countries.

Despite our many faults, I'm proud to serve my nation, because that trickles down to the people in it, like my family and my friends. Hell, there's times that serving our nation includes serving others (i.e. Haiti and almost any other foreign power that's suffered a major catastrophe in the past twenty years).

That being said, I also believe (and please pardon me for speaking frankly here, and also for continuing an off-topic discussion) that if someone doesn't like their country, they should go fucking elsewhere to live.

Or you can keep suckling at the teet of something you loathe... seems just a bit hypocritical to a guy like me.

P.S. I ain't gonna negrep you. I just wanted to let you know how what you said made me feel.

 

[Alias]

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Maybe hate was too strong of a word. You bring up some really good points (after all, people who hate their country and don't do anything about it are idiots too), and when I think about it, it's not so much America itself that I hate, its the arrogant bigots that we have in it. Prejudice is still a huge problem, whether its sexism, racism, or simple homophobia, and even after Obama came into office, I have lost any faith I might have had in the American people's intelligence when we voted Bush jr into power TWICE.

I hate how the majority of the population seems to think that just because we have the strongest military, we're better than all the other countries out there. It just reminds me of people on the internet comparing e-peens. I think of having any more military than necessary for defense is pointless, and being proud of that military is just dumb. If we cut back our military budget and spent those billions and billions of dollars I don't know, researching the cure for cancer or whatever, think of where we could be. And yet people love our military. To me it just seems like a giant epeen war. That was the source of the second joke.

That said, I'll be straight with anybody that asks and say I think I'm extraordinarily lucky to be born in America where at least the standard of living is quite high. I've never gone hungry or been dehydrated, and I've never not been able to sleep with a roof over my head. I've never gotten sick and died from a curable disease like TB or something. I've had an above-average education. All those things make me thankful that I was born here and not somewhere backasswards like any of those struggling third-world countries.

But after all that, I'm going to say that telling somebody to go live somewhere else is retarded. I'm not going to pardon you for speaking frankly, because that's what discussions are for, but I'm definitely calling shenanigans on that statement. Even if you do hate where you live, just packing up and moving someplace else isn't as simple as taking a stroll down the street. You're in that country for a reason - you were probably born there, and if you weren't, you've been living there for some time with your family and friends. For the sake of argument, let's say I actually do hate this country for every reason imaginable. I grew up here. My family lives here. My friends, some of whom I have known for more than half my life, are here. Even if I was willing to give up those few personal connections that actually are important to me, I don't have the MONEY to just pick up and wander around for some place to shove my shit into. I don't have the money to buy a place somewhere else, and I don't have the money to transport myself there, much less all the stuff that I own.

I agree, that when somebody's a rich fuck and has no personal ties to where they live, THEN if they're bitching about how much they hate where they live and don't move, they're a hypocritical idiot. But just because you don't have the funds to pack up and leave, or the willingness to rip the relationships with others you hold dear to shreds doesn't mean you're a hypocrite or a moron.

 

[Chibichibi]

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I love how we can have civil debates here.

The internet isn't just a giant douchebag twatwaffle creating machine.