Re: Introduction Thread
Name: Lucas
Screenname / Nicknames: Lucas
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: USA
Occupation: BAMF
~ Real-life appearance ~
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Long
Cock: My girlfriends never complained.
Breasts: I like 'em, but I'm an ass man.
Glasses: Yuuup.
Features: I'm the thinking woman's bad boy... Or so one of my ex's has told me.
Power LVL: *scouter breaks*
~ Ideal appearance ~
I'm going to say what my ideal woman is because I already have my ideal appearance. Smugface.jpg
Gender: Female
Eye color: Green <3
Hair color: Brunette or black
Hair style: Bangs, god I love bangs.
Hair length: Long.
Ears: I would prefer she have them.
Cock: No thanks in this instance.
Breasts: B-Cup
Tail: If by DAT ASS, I like a girl with a booty.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Maybe to play with.
Glasses: Yes, because she could just take them off.
Features: A haughty personality.
Height: 5'9
Cyclops: Nah.
Skin: White, the more pale the better. <333
Shapeshifter: Sure, why not.
~ Personality ~
Zodiac: Dragon for Chinese, Scorpio otherwise.
My Fears: Heights, bees.
Common Utterances: "Blah blah blah
persay.
Condition: Laid back.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half empty.
Bad Habits: I procrastinate a lot.
Good Habits: Observant, polite.
Best quality: I have a lot of wisdom and understanding of others.
Sexual Leanings: Straight IRL, but I fap to a lot of stuff.
Strangest Fetish: TF, Corruption
3 Things I Dislike:
1) Racism
2) Modern Feminism
3) Ignorance
~ Favorites ~
Manga artist: The dude who created the Dragonball series.
Other manga of interest: Uh, FLCL I suppose?
Video game series: Mass Effect, Fallout, Saints Row, Resident Evil, Halo, Metal Gear
TV Show: Breaking Bad, Star Trek TNG, Lexx, Kitchen Nightmares
Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Dragonball Z, FLCL
Music Genre: Errythang.
Movie: Aliens
Author: Anyone who isn't Ayn Rand.
Webcomic: Las Lindas because cow tits.
Shoe: Vans
Hat: Slouchy beanies FTW.
Color: Green
Drink: Pepsi
Food: Clam Chowder, steak, gummy worms.
Sport: American Football
Animal: Cat
Mythological / Fantasy creature: Chimeras are pretty cool.
Internet Meme: "Drake the type of nigga that..."
Superpower: Teleportation
Convention disguise: I dressed up as a TF2 Scout at the one I went to.
Do I...
Smoke: No.
Swear: Yup.
Flip out and kill people: No.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Barely, but yeah.
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I used to collect Pokemon plushies with one of my exes. Then my balls dropped.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: wat
Have furry leanings: When the mood strikes my penis.
Resemble a celebrity: Nah.
Have a thing about Herms/trannies/crossdressers: I fap to Linetrap, she is my trap waifu.
Practice some sport: No.
Have no clue what several of these questions are talking about: I understand them all except for that anime one.
Have a pet monkey: No.
Do the Dew: Voltage rocks.
Space out easily: Only when I'm in a bus/tram/plane.
Lift: The question is do YOU even lift, bro? (I do.)
~ The Future ~
Can you see into it?: Occasionally.
Would you like to see into it?: Sure, why not?
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Only if he brings me back a hot future babe.
You mean from the Old West?: Yes, because that was my favorite one.
Where you'll be in 5 years?: Doing something successfully.
Future Plans: Get a lovely girlfriend to share my time with.
Other Stuff
Reason for joining: I've been here from the days of the first forum. Because I'M A ULMF LEGEND.
Why are toddlers ideal for balloon animals?: Ugh.

If revenge is a vulture, what is it eating?: A fungus.
If you found a mysterious Genie's lamp and you summed the Genie, what would you wish for?: World peace...on the condition it comes out of my involvement with a vast fortune I share yet keep an enormous sum of.
If you could have one power (not a super power) what would it be?: Better eyesight.
I don't have . . . Herpes, unlike a cheating ex of mine.
Left or right?: Left.
Yes or No?: Yes.
Left or right hand?: Right Hand.
Online Or RPG Games?: RPGs.
What corrupted you?: Da internets.
How are you today?: Pretty fuckin' good.
How long did you lurk (or be a member) before hitting the introduction post?: Again, I'm an old timer despite my post count.
U mad bro?: y u askin bro?
Do you give names to your plants?: I have a lot of them, but no.
Known languages: English.
Given a chance would you like to have the same curse as Ranma Saotome (turns into hot redheaded chick when doused with cold water, turns back to original form when doused with hot water)?: Yush. :3
Master of Kick-punching or Punch-kicking?: I want to be the Master of Unlocking.
No, seriously, where is my pie?: At Marie Calendar's.
What kind of hentai got you hooked on it?: Sin Sorority.
Do you like pizza?: Yup.
Shenanigans?: I stole pro-Prop 8 signs in the middle of the night once.
Can you lick your nose?: Never tried, and I'm not going to.
Are we cool yet?: We've always been cool.
You wake up in the middle of the night, and see a pair of eyes stareing at you, what do you do?: Turn the lights on.
Coke or Pepsi?: Pepsi.
If you could live in any time period from the dawn of man to present day, when would it be?: Either the 1920's or the 2120's.
Other random trivia: I like turtles.
