OAMP
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Well, some of you might have seen my tale of Prussians riding lawnmowers, if not its a few pages back on the Hate Thread. Well, last night I had another good dream, and by good I mean entertaining.
So it starts out I'm in a car chase. Well, it isn't really the start, there was more, somewhat interesting stuff before it, but I don't remember that part anymore. Anywho, I'm the passenger in a 1940s style car, the driver is a sterotypical Mafia type guy in a pinstriped suit, but I'm wearing my normal clothes. We're trying to get away from... I'm not quite sure, we may or may not have a suitcase full of something, I wasn't even sure at the time. The other wierd thing is that the city we're driving through looks like its from a video game, as if the world itself has graphics dating from around 2006.
After losing whoever is chasing us (though they ram us several times, their cars are like giants compared to ours) we arrive in a 1950s style lab. However, there's a modern microscope and xray machine. I discover that I am infact the important object everyone's trying to get. A close look at my skin shows that I'm covered in parasites, like the standard micro-organism with one wiggly hair like tail they use to move (I know what they're called, but will save everyone the horror of me trying to spell the name). Anywho, the parasites are just like those, nasty and green, except their tails all have another one of the things impailed upon them, still alive and wiggling in agony, or as much as single celled organisms can. The theroy being that these things are going to get bigger and devower me, already eating me at the microscopic level.
So it starts out I'm in a car chase. Well, it isn't really the start, there was more, somewhat interesting stuff before it, but I don't remember that part anymore. Anywho, I'm the passenger in a 1940s style car, the driver is a sterotypical Mafia type guy in a pinstriped suit, but I'm wearing my normal clothes. We're trying to get away from... I'm not quite sure, we may or may not have a suitcase full of something, I wasn't even sure at the time. The other wierd thing is that the city we're driving through looks like its from a video game, as if the world itself has graphics dating from around 2006.
After losing whoever is chasing us (though they ram us several times, their cars are like giants compared to ours) we arrive in a 1950s style lab. However, there's a modern microscope and xray machine. I discover that I am infact the important object everyone's trying to get. A close look at my skin shows that I'm covered in parasites, like the standard micro-organism with one wiggly hair like tail they use to move (I know what they're called, but will save everyone the horror of me trying to spell the name). Anywho, the parasites are just like those, nasty and green, except their tails all have another one of the things impailed upon them, still alive and wiggling in agony, or as much as single celled organisms can. The theroy being that these things are going to get bigger and devower me, already eating me at the microscopic level.
