Corpse Grinder - Process corpse with rdcd. Just kill an orphan and "drag kathy to west" to drag her body into the rdcd processor, watch your dick. (Gives scav IP)
Orphan Exterminator - Kill rabid orphans, -agnes pay
Mutilator - Use finishers, think it's a higher chance of procing if you fight aggressive and berserk, also if you power attack when enemy is low health. This job will probably complete automatically though without any extra work if you're a combat character.
Medic - Buy trauma kit from SE FC, use it on patients in hospital, no brains or medic requirement and pays quite well if you heal low hp patients, you can even beat them yourselves and then heal them (Though you need to leave the room for a minute or so or they'll continue attacking you). It's actually more profitable with a low brains/medic score since you'll heal them less and can continue milking them for money for a bit. (Gives medic IP)
Office Worker - Get job at Wuu in Corpclave (North of FC), only tricky questions are probably "What is our porn corporation" and "where will we bring people", Answer is Wuu Entertainment (You can see the correct spelling by typing lmap, it shows up there) and Heaven. Search closets to find stuff people ask for, blame reports on people, repair broken fax machines or I think you can hack servers to finish this job, so anybody can do it. (Gives focus IP)
Gambling - Just win at slots or poker or blackjack in FC or wherever else there's a casino. I save this for free clone updates though so you may want to skip it.
Whore - Pretty easy even without much sense and end usually. Fondle npcs, if they look uncomfy or slap you, they aren't horny, you can also ask them their needs like "-53may needs". It's a good idea to diag them or ask their needs first to avoid illnesses if you don't have hyperimmune, zombie, etc, etc. Don't try to fuck until you have the "GOD YOU'RE HORNY" buff because it greatly increases fuck score and without it you'll probably fail. You can also grab them and force fondle them, strip them and fuck them. Though usually they'll get horny from the fondling and you won't need to strip their pants off to start fuckin'
Just whatever you do, don't grab in front of a camera or you'll get stars and people or police will probably kill you. Fondling will now give you a ticket for 20 bucks which is almost nothing if done in front of a camera, you can get up to 1k for whoring if you're good so don't worry about it. There are a couple of apartment complexes without cameras in FC that npcs are sometimes in, or you can use the nurses in the hospital, but they won't pay you much of anything. Whoring is actually extremely profitable for a newer character if you know what you're doing, just watch for being labeled a sexhaver
(Give fuck IP)
Abortionist - Go east of FC to Shoreline, kill the doctor there, take his coat hanger. You know where this is going. "Abort 52may with coat". You can abort people the moment they're impregnated even if it isn't visible yet, so always attempt it immediately after sexin an npc. It's not a crime even in front of a camera. Also you get dead babies and free loot off them because they seem to just about always die unless your medic score is high. Obviously works well with whoring job. Good to finish early because the more mutations you get, the less fertile you are I believe. When you first start out you'll almost always get people/npcs preggers but I think it becomes difficult later on. (Gives medic IP)
Pusher Man - Go in Crack Mansion, search till you find crank rocks. Break crank, break 2.crank, break 3.crank, etc, etc. Until all crank rocks are as small as possible. Give crank to crack heads, easy job.
Delivery Boy - Go up in Any Port, -ratzo package, he'll send you to like one of 7 people. Without track it might be difficult to locate some but once you know their locations, it's another way to make very easy/quick money.
Agnes you should know, Old man wanders around in the N/NE part of North Beach. Five Aces is in NW Slagtown in a building, Roy Poorman is usually in Bradbury now, in N Slagtown though he wanders sometimes, Slim is in S Shoreline on the docks, Caredog is in a building in Gangland on the street heading up to North Beach. Last guy, I forget his name but he's in Sharpton in Gangland, kind of middle E of it. He'll probably be the hardest to find at first, gotta enter the right way or you'll end up on the other side of the building far away from him.
Chud Burger (Sewer Cleaner) - Cut meat from chuds, sell it to the guy in chudburger in Slagtown. Chobo's don't count. You can combine this with the chud invasion hunt to save time. For the rest, you'll need to head down to the sewers. You may need basic track (10-12) and will need a belt light to find your way around. Getting around in the sewers for a newbie can be dangerous, but that's half the fun of hellmoo and you have to learn sometime~
