Darkstar's Ranch (Cross Grave)

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Razzie sighed, trying to hide her disappointment. Her curiosity was eating away at her. She didn't get up immediately, pausing to mull over what she knew and could figure out already. Sadly, nothing came up that she could use, and she was wary of letting a potentially dangerous mamono recover and strike against her. Then again... Darkstar glanced at the poster again, brow furrowed as she went over the "crime" listed. Abandonment of human safety... Weird phrase. One that the rancher found highly suspect. Suddenly, an idea occured to her. "Hana, could you come and watch her for a bit?" Razzie stood up, folding the poster as she picked it up. "If you don't want to speak, I'm willing to respect that decision. Hana will keep an eye on you while I deal with one little thing, afterwards we'll get this over with." She announced to Rachel as she left the room, looking for Akitsu. Perhaps there was some memory in the skeleton's head left that could prove helpful.

 

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"-'kay," Hana replied casually, floating through the air as if in water when she was found, before slowly floating into Rachel's room.

Finding Akitsu, Razzie found the skeleton digging her boney hands into a chest hidden away in the corner of a back room that Razzie hadn't discovered yet. Every so often, Akitsu would lean up, and hold a perverse pair of panties in her hands, and stare at it intently, before folding it carefully, treating the cloth as if sacred, and putting it back into the chest. "How long have I been dead...? So much decay... None of these would look well on Razzie..." the skeleton seemingly complained.

 

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Razzie stared at the skeleton for a while, trying to process what she just heard. "Right. I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that... Anyway, Akitsu. I need a little help with something. It's about Rachel." She had little doubt that'd get the skeleton's attention. Darkstar waited until she had it before showing her mamono the poster. "It's this thing. She's got one Hell of a bounty on her head and I'd like to know why. Any ideas what might have happened? Some memories, perhaps?"

 

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Razzie turned to Darkstar, and answered immediately. "I kidnapped her from her mother's home and everyone thought she ran away to attack humans." she answered bluntly.

 

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Razzie stared at Akitsu for a good while, gaping. Eventually, she remembered to close her mouth. Then opened it again to speak, but words seemed to fail her. She could only make a few choking sounds, trying to figure out how the Hell could her relative - now a skeleton - survive this long with that kind of intelligence. Even more, he managed to kidnap a freaking vampire. And all of that because he had a thing for girls like her? That's dedication. "You're kidding, right?" Darkstar finally spoke, voice full of disbelief. "Tell me you're fucking kidding." She pressed the palm of her left hand against her face. This was, without a doubt, the most fucked up thing she heard in her entire life.

 

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"No, I am not." Akitsu said bluntly. "She was inside of a castle as well. Climbing along the walls while avoiding the zombies, skeletons like myself, werebats, and gargoyle guardians was very difficult, but it was worth it. It was easy to kidnap her though, since by that time, I had already made repeat visits into her room in order to watch her sleeping in her underwear. Vampires wear such sexy things to bed." Akitsu said something with as much passion as her dead voice could muster, while putting a hand over her chest.

 

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"You..." Razzie could hardly believe what she heard. She had to admit that she stood corrected - THIS was the most fucked up thing she heard in her entire life. She stood facepalming for a few more moments, collecting herself, before she took a deep breath to calm down, then sighed. "You know... You looked pretty busy, so I'll let you continue... Whatever the Hell you were doing. I think I might have a few things to do today, so I should really go." Folding the poster again, Darkstar made her way back to her room, pondering the entire ridiculous situation. It was so retarded. Convenient, since now she could avoid turning Rachel in with clear conscience, but retarded none the less... There was just one thing that didn't add up, though, and the rancher was damned if she didn't get her answers. This time, Rachel would talk.

 

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Coming back into the room, Razzie would see the weakened Rachel crawling off of the bed, and towards the window, pulling herself up and groaning, trying to flip herself outside.

 

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Razzie's eyebrows rose at the sight, but she said nothing. Instead, she just grunted, walked over to the vampire, grabbing her and putting her back on the bed. "Yeah, right. Because that's such a good idea in your condition." She added dryly, but there wasn't much bite in her voice. Akitsu's revelation severely dampened the girl's enthusiasm for snarky comments, at least temporarily. "And where the Hell is Hana? Why did she let you do that?"

 

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"Because I thought it was hilarious to see her crawl." Hana said, half of her head poking out from the ceiling, upside down.

Rachel meanwhile landed on the bed with a thud and a wince. "The hell... is your deal with me...!?" Rachel inquired with a growl. "Aren't you going to turn me in!? I'm still not going to tell you anything!"

 

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"Riiight..." Razzie gave Hana a glance. "While I do admit the image is kinda hilarious, I'd prefer you stop the next person from escaping when I ask you to watch someone, ok? Now can you check up on Akitsu, I'd like to discuss one last thing with our guest." The girl sat down, waiting a moment for the ghost to disappear, her features setting in a frown as she looked straight into the vampire's eyes. "Rachel... I am not going to turn you in." She spoke, all traces of humor gone. While it was obvious that there was some anger bubbling in her - her color-changing hair made that apparent - Darkstar managed to appear collected. "I've come to the conclusion that Akitsu might be able to tell me what I wanted to know, and..." She sighed. "For what it's worth, I'm sorry. I'd tell her to apologize, but I think we both know that'd be pointless." She winced as she said that. The skeleton was hopeless in her obsession. "Anyway. I plan on clearing up the mess with those wanted posters and the reward. If there is any trouble with returning you home, I will also aid you as much as I can." This was the one thing the rancher didn't understand - why was Rachel wandering around instead of returning to her castle? "This is... Compensation for the idiocy of my relative. I ain't the best person around, but I've got standards, and there's no way in Hell I'm leaving shit like that be."

 

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"Kay," Hana said, before vanishing into the wall.

At Razzie's sudden announcement that she wasn't going to turn her in, the vampire went silent and looked at the blond haired girl with a stern and proud face befitting a vampire princess. Though when it came to helping her return home, Rachel simply closed her eyes. "Not necessary," she said simply. "I don't want to return home, nor do I have any intention of ever doing so," she said in a very no-nonsense tone, as if that was that and any argument would be met with a firm counter. Rachel got up from the bed and stood straight, her pride if nothing else keeping her body firm.

"I've come to a decision," Rachel announced suddenly. "If you're truly sorry, then give me shelter here, and one of those amulets so that the sunlight does not affect me. I was powerful enough to slay a kitsune god before I used up all my power trying to survive in the light. You're going to give me one of those amulets, provide me shelter, and assist me with regaining my lost power," she commanded of Razzie. "But I am not cruel. Assist me with regaining my power, and I will spare you some of my aid. Do not abuse my generosity and only ask of me when you truly find it worth my time."

(Warning: Rachel is a Grade A mamono. The difficulty of managing such a mamono is very high.)

 

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Razzie sighed. Dealing with Rachel was going to be a pain in the ass, she could tell. Especially with the mischievous ghost and obsessive lolicon skeleton around. Still, she gave her word. And hey, maybe this could work out somehow. Besides, the vampire wasn't asking for something she wasn't willing to give already. "Deal." Darkstar stood up. "I'm gonna go and clear up the thing about posters with Venice now, so we won't be bothered in the future." She left the room, looking for her remaining mamono. There were a few things she needed to discuss with them before leaving, just to be on the safe side. "Oy! Hana! Akitsu! Get over here for a sec."

 

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"If you did that, then it would have the opposite result, I think. It doesn't matter though." Rachel said casually, before walking into a closet and shutting the door to keep as much light off of herself as possible. "Your first task should be finding me a better place to sleep. Speak with Venice about that instead." Rachel announced.

(Rachel Alucard has been added to the roster. Her grade will go up as her Mamono Level rises.)

Then, Razzie went and found Akitsu and Hana. The skeleton immediately began changing out her current pair of panties with a more lewd pair as she began talking. "I'm listening," Akitsu revealed, despite her attention on Razzie's crotch.

 

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"I could always mention both matters..." Razzie muttered as she walked out of the room. To tell the truth, she also wanted to ask Venice about the amulet as well. Shortly afterward, she found herself wanting to hit Akitsu with a hammer. Repeatedly. Sadly, it seemed that Rachel was right - nothing would get through that thick skull. Ignoring the perverted skeleton, Darkstar began her prepared speech. "Alright you two, listen up. Rachel's gonna be staying with us as my third mamono..." She paused, taking time to glare at Akitsu. "And let me tell you one thing - if you bother her, it's your fucking funeral. She is a vampire and she will likely wipe the floor with you, so don't even try. In fact, I'd prefer if all of you got along, or at least didn't piss each other off - so that means you avoid antagonizing her. If she get pissy, leave that to me." Her expression turned somber. "As to why I am accomodating her... Let's just say that's because I'm repaying a victim of my idiot of a dead relative." Another short glare at Akitsu. "I'm gonna go talk with Venice, clear a couple of formalities and maybe get us a couple favors. Do try to behave while I'm out, ok?"

 

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"Roger," Akitsu acknowledged. "If there is death to fear from catching her in her most lewd and sexy panties, then I have nothing to fear, for I am already dead." The skeleton deduced logically.

If one did not know better, the feminine appearance of Akitsu would suggest she was a pervy lesbian in her past life, not a pervy man.

Meanwhile, Hana didn't say much, just staring at Razzie.

 

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"There's always the threat of rapid unplanned disassembly." Razzie replied dryly to her skeleton. Dear god, why was she showing any signs of intelligence and prowess only when panties and little girls were involved. "If she takes you apart, you'll be putting yourself together on your own. But seriously, don't bother her." An idea occured to the young rancher. "Perhaps... Perhaps if you weren't so forceful, she'd have liked you more. Girls don't like that kind of approach." It was a long shot, but perhaps she could get her psychologically like this? Darkstar glanced at her other partner, who seemed oddly quiet. "Something on your mind, Hana? Any questions?"

 

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"No," Hana replied. "I'm just bored and the current discussion is boring." she said bluntly. "Can I possess you before you go out? I need a recharge, and your spirit is full of the stuff I need."

Then, Akitsu acted like she understood completely. She nodded and lifted the panties up to Razzie. "Would you like to put these on? You will increase your sex appeal." She announced, offering the panties to Razzie. "I am not being forceful and offering them to you, so you have no reason to refuse. Accept them." Akitsu insisted.

 

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Razzie sighed. Hana appeared to be just as quirky as Akitsu, but in her own way. Was it common among undead or something? "Fine, I don't mind." She then turned back to Akitsu, who was offering her the pair of panties. "You're not going to give up until I do, are you?" She sighed. "Fine, give me the damn thing. Just keep in mind for the future - not everyone is willing to put up with you, and Rachel certainly ain't. Ponder on this for a bit if you can." Darkstar snatched the piece of cloth, then quickly ducked out of the room for a quick panty change.

 

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After slipping the panties on, Razzie would find Akitsu was peeking on her while she changed. "I feel as though I can happily pass on now... But not really. I won't be satisfied until I awaken my cute little cousin to the beauty of her own body... Wearing panties." Akitsu announced.

"Why isn't being naked fine as well?" Hana asked off-handedly.

"Do I look like a barbarian? Panties are more refined." Akitsu justified herself. "Panties are like art to increase appeal, do you know nothing?" the skeleton inquired.

"I don't really care... But I'm surprised she's getting caught up in your pace more easily lately." Hana said.

Akitsu gave the spirit a thumbs up. "That is because she's becoming a pervert like me. Slowly. Then once we join forces, we can punish that fool of a cousin who dared look down upon the beauty of Razzie's butt while wearing such wonderful fabric." Akitsu spoke of possibly attacking Logan. "If that dog had any sense, he would have tried to rape her then and there. I would have certainly, if I had a penis."

"I'm glad you died. You deserved it for being a horrible person." Hana announced.

"I regret nothing." Akitsu said flatly.