Gandalf with a pump action shotgun takes on the horde of smiley paradoxes which shouldn't exist since they break all laws of colors with their multiple non gender colors which result in a illogical paradox that forces you to sign a contract to a theif schooled in law which results you in being raped by said law stating *by signing this contract I hereby sign over all material possesion I could possibly get/have and obey the said theif as party leader etc etc I also must pay a pittance to said leader to keep him leading whether I specifically want it or not.* Thus so Gandalf is forced to sign this contract with the horde smileys who also sign this contract which then causes and effect such as dividing by 0.
Because of this paradox Zerospace now has this thread under contract saying *whoever posts within this thread must then act as proxy for Zerospace since the name Zerospace is itself illogical because there is no zerospace in existance such as that you proxy for zerospace since it is in the illogical zerospace.*