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Well, I don't have a chicken to choke or a whale to wax either. but I do have a gorilla to garnish and a monkey to maul.
 
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Your Mother has a monkey to maul...
 
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I don't know what any of you just said, and I don't think I want to know either.
 
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*Has found the amulet of Yendor*

Fuck, now we're all screwed.
 
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*Has a wand of death*

*Yendor arrives*

*Yendor gets death-ray'd*

YES! Got the sucke-

*Yendor arrives-

*Yendor gets death-ray'-

*Yendor arr-

*Yendor gets death-ray'd*

*Yend-YENDOR GETS DEATH RAY'D*

...


...

*Yen-JUST FUCKING DIE, DAMNIT!
 
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*Activates scoring deactivated wizard mode*

*Chooses not to die whenever killed*
 
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The Wizard of Yendor (WoY), commonly known as “Rodney” (“Yendor” spelled backwards), is a powerful enemy in the roguelike computer game NetHack. He lives in the valley of Gehennom in his tower and holds the Book of the Dead. He can curse the player's items, cast powerful spells, and has the ability to return from the dead. In the traditional text mode of NetHack, the Wizard of Yendor is represented by a “@”.

The Wizard of Yendor originally appeared in the back-story of NetHack's predecessor, the Rogue computer game, where he does not appear as an enemy, but is known as the creator of the dungeon. In Rogue, Rodney is the name of the player character who explores the dungeon. The Wizard of Yendor's first appearance in Hack (another NetHack predecessor) was in version 1.0.2, in which he was the guardian of the Amulet of Yendor. His common nickname amongst players, “Rodney”, is never specifically mentioned in-game.
 
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Great job, you made the thread boring.
So now, a change of topics... brought to you by... Zombies- We have feelings too.
 
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and :eek: was watching it the whole time??
What is your reaction to this?
Discuss!
 
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I don't know, but :mad: is upset that :eek: was cheating on him.
 
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