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THE NEW ULMF SHITPOSTING THREAD! SHITPOST TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT.


Well, congratulations ponyguy. I woke up with a hefty fever today, so you're definitely not getting anything. Aaaah, the pain. ._.

And I was supposed to meet up with friends today, too. At midnight, I was perfectly fine, but at around 11 a.m. when I woke up, I was on 38,5°C right away. This sucks so badly.
 
Stuffie said:
Well, congratulations ponyguy. I woke up with a hefty fever today, so you're definitely not getting anything. Aaaah, the pain. ._.

And I was supposed to meet up with friends today, too. At midnight, I was perfectly fine, but at around 11 a.m. when I woke up, I was on 38,5°C right away. This sucks so badly.
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I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you get well soon. I just got over a nasty one myself. Kinda. Cough still bugging me.
But hey, I can still do those puppies. You just lie down and rest. Not like you ever needed to do anything before. :D
 
I volunteer to nurse the Stuffie back to full health.
 
ponyguy3000 said:
But hey, I can still do those puppies. You just lie down and rest. Not like you ever needed to do anything before. :D
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No, you can NOT! I have the worst headache, so ears are off-limits. Wait, what am I saying? Just...stay away from my ears you pony perv!! >.>

Pervy said:
I volunteer to nurse the Stuffie back to full health.
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You know, I could do with a blanket and a new can of freshly brewed tea. :3
 
Dang Stuffie, just take it easy and rest up, I'll fend off these ear cultists *throws Drum Beat as sacrifice, gives Stuffie back massage*

Peppermint tea does wonders for headaches, just the aroma helps a lot.
 
So are we gonna start stuffing Stuffie to make Stuffie stuffier?

Or drain our dicks inside Drum Beat with dangerous amounts of D.N.A?

You guys chose.....with your lust of renemon......





I'm surprised no one changed their tittle to Stuffie stuffer or Drum Beat drainer.....
 
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Nah, first Stuffie gets to recover. *blankets Stuffie up* I'm a pervert, but health and safety comes first nonetheless! Random Trivia for Stuffie: Don't take medicine like ibuprofene etc without a serious need and fever over 39 °C, a light fever actually helps your body fend off infections faster than if you try to make yourself feel healthy with medications.
 
Pervy said:
Nah, first Stuffie gets to recover. *blankets Stuffie up* I'm a pervert, but health and safety comes first nonetheless! Random Trivia for Stuffie: Don't take medicine like ibuprofene etc without a serious need and fever over 39 °C, a light fever actually helps your body fend off infections faster than if you try to make yourself feel healthy with medications.
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Yeah listen to the fake doctor who got arrested. :3

 
Stuffie said:
No, you can NOT! I have the worst headache, so ears are off-limits. Wait, what am I saying? Just...stay away from my ears you pony perv!! >.>
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Shh. It's okay. I'll be gentle. *I slowly insert the tip.*
 
Byzantine2014 said:
*uses smoke bomb, holds decoy Drum Beat in place as Pony caresses the ears*
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Fool. My eyes see everything. I cannot be deceived so easily. Do keep Drum around though. I doubt Stuffie alone will be enough to satisfy me. *I continue to violate Stuffie's ears until I unload inside them. Yes. Them. Once in each.* Gotta share the love. :D
 
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