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Re: Blackshard Prequel Transcripts (edited)
Tenth Session, 25 November (part two, the trap, fighting through, escape, a plan)
Tenth Session, 25 November (part two, the trap, fighting through, escape, a plan)
DM62: The party is soon caught up in the gathering mob, moving along into a small courtyard. The courtyard that the party enters is thronging with cheering goblins, who move about the party vying for a better view. Then the party notes the fixtures lining the walls of the courtyard. There are chains set up in the metal fixtures. One looks to be fitted for a dwarf. One for a gnome. There are four set up for elves/humans, one for chimera, one that looks sized for a dragonkin (with extra fixtures for small wing-appendages), and even a special set for binding a drider. Alexis rises, tossing off her chains and grinning. The crowd draws blades, turning the steel on the party from all directions, as Alexis grins. "You have no chance! Throw down your arms, and we may be somewhat merciful." Another blue-skinned dragonkin stands next to Alexis, quietly observing the group.
Zyanya: Well that was certainly not what she was expecting today. She'd look around them, looking at their near numberless foes and her comapnions. She wasn't eager to fight a losing battle but capture was not what she was hoping for. Regardless, she needed to see how the others reacted.
DM62: At this point the party notices that Irena's illusion seems to have been destroyed somehow. They all appear to be as they are. A hooded troll moves forward, grabbing the kitsune and dragging her back into the crowd, a razor-sharp dagger pressed to her throat. Alexis shakes her head. "No, no. Let her free." Irena growls. "You idiot! I'm working for Malgra!"
Hel: Well this certainly was elaborate. Hel growls, tensing up a bit. Was the note a forgery?!? Was this a double trap? He again glances towards Jenna, a few inches from going for the hammer.
Vel: So, that was it. Well she played the moron very well. She raised an eyebrow as it was sprung, grimacing mentally. How much did that blasted lizard know? She had shown up after the rescue. She couldn't know THAT much. Still, she eyed the crowd for a means to escape. Wouldn't be very helpful... Still, was Irena lying? Never could tell with her...
DM62: The hooded troll responds, in a regretful voice. "I know. I just don't know... why." The razor-sharp blade presses inward and slices across, spilling the kitsune's lifeblood in a spurt across the courtyard. The massive crowd with blades drawn seems to flicker, then vanish. Around the party is a small band of goblins and trolls, the orc executioner, and Alexis and the other dragonkin. Alexis snarls, "Bastards!" Then she flies up, inhaling with a furious look in her eye. The other dragonkin also inhales, snarling.
Vel: So she was a traitor after all. That would make the troll assassin one of her co workers she presumes. Well. Time to leave the clean up to the smart folks.
Hel: Now THIS surprised the dwarf, and he splutters. "Enough of this tomfoolery!" He roars, grabbing his hammer and shield and roaring in anger. The nullmetal shield's on his arm and preparing to rush ahead.
Zyanya: Well, much as she hated to admit it that didn't quite go as she expected but she's still willing to work with the results. "Think we can't handle this, Alexis? We've dealt with bigger threats before and you aren't about to be one of them." Zyanya leaps off her mounts back, spears at the ready. Her own spear would remain on her persons, but she'd instead hurl the secnd more magical spear at Alexis, hoping to bring her down or at least take her out of the fight while the party cleaned up the minor threats.
DM62: Alexis sneers. "You've never dealt with-" an arrow from Nisali cuts her off, lodging in her shoulder. She snarls in pain, then breathes acid at the faun, before the Shiriti's spear penetrates the center of her chest, and she falls to the ground lifeless. The orc executioner moves toward Hel, swinging the massive axe with murderous intent. Malius and Arturus charge at the goblins around the party, the human's axe splitting several of their skulls as Arturus clears many of them back with a force-swing from his mace. Raz'Qui moves after the blue dragonkin, unleashing frost at her as she releases lightning at Raz.
Hel: The dwarf is quicker than the axe, rolling to the side as his newest limb holds the hammer in a heavy grip. With a roar he swings the hammer around to smash at the orc's leg, the intent to bring him low before caving in his skull.
Vel curses mentally and hopes the faun was swift cus she hated dealing with acid burns, moving aside. She liked her but she wasn't about to get hosed in acid for someone else.
Zyanya: Sprinting over to the fallen dragon, the shiriti retrieves her spear before leaping back into combat, using her newly returned weapon against the trolls. The couldn't be that dificult to face by her lonesome. Plus, she lived to fight larger and much dumber opponents. This would be a cake walk.
DM62: The flarestone in the dwarf's gauntlet glows for a moment, matched by a glow in the flarestone of the hammer, and Hel's arm seems to swing harder and faster than it normally would, bursting the orc's leg in half. The massive orc falls, then reaches for his axe, moving to at least end this dwarf that was causing him such trouble. A goblin charges at Vel, only for Thrae to catch it with webbing, binding it up in a tight bundle. Two trolls face off against the Shiriti... and one of them seems rather skilled, stabbing his spear at the Shiriti and getting close enough to nick her, but not to seriously harm. The other's stab is unskilled, missing the swift warrior. Raz'Qui seems to get the upper hand on the blue-dragonkin, who flies off. The hooded troll snarls, "Follow me!" He tosses a vial that shatters, filling the area with a small amount of smoke that grows thicker by the moment. He gestures the party down an alleyway.
Vel waits for Thrae before rushing off down the alleyway after their latest ally of convenience.
Hel wasn't planning on his strike going that hard already, and he slides slightly on the floor before he catches up with the movement. Still, he moves for the killing blow, holding the shield to defend against the axe before swinging the hammer down to finish off the orcish executioner. Upon doing so, he'll follow the troll's advice.
Zyanya: Wel, she wasn't expecting the troll to be as handy as he was with a spear. That was going to leave a mark, but she asn't upset. She needed a few battle scars. However, she had little time to idle and as te smoke filed the area, she'd slip away from her foes, heading down the alleyway with due haste.
DM62: The dwarf's hammer smashes into the orc's head, spreading brain and skull on the cobbled stone ground. One of the trolls moves to stab the Shiriti as she flees, only for Alexis to fly snarling into the two trolls, biting out the neck of the skilled one. She beats at them mercilessly while Zyanya runs, then moves to follow them, scooping up the injured faun. Arturus knocks another band of goblins out of the fight with a powerful force blow, then runs after the group, accompanied by Malius and Jenna.
Hel does his best to try and keep up with his smaller gait, running quickly and holding his weapons ready still.
Thrae pulls the goblin in with her webbing, and drags her along as she follows the hooded troll. She was so confused at the moment, and would probably need a few minutes to put everything together.
DM62: Finally the hooded troll turns, opening the back door to a building and gesturing. "In! Quickly!"
Vel hurries in, looking a bit amused at Jenna's continual picking up new bodies to bring along. She sure went through them fast though.
Zyanya slips into the building almost oblivious to the fact that she was saved by the woman she threw a spear at. It ws quite a perplexing situation and she was't sure how to address it.
Hel: Soon Hel is near the door, acting to hold back attackers before everyone's ran in before following himself.
Thrae slips in as well, though its a significantly harder process given her size.
DM62: The party enters a dimly lit room. The hooded orc gives a pained sigh, pulling back the hood... it's the smuggler, covered with skillfully applied green paint. He shakes his head sadly. "Look to the faun." The undead dragonkin lays Nisali down. Most of her fur and skin have been melted back by the dragon breath, and her breathing is growing strained as she lays on her side. Her eyes seem to have been partly melted, and she gasps weakly. Arturus kneels, cradling her in his arms. "Nisali. My lovely faun." Tears run down the half-elf's cheeks.
Hel: The dwarf grunts a little, shifting his hammer back to a safe position before glancing towards the area around him. He notes Nisali's condition, wincing and lowering his head in respect.
Thrae winced, she hadn't really gotten to know Nisali to well, but it looked like she was most likely either going to die, or be permanently crippled with wounds like that, namely the eyes. Either way Thrae looked away, leaving the half-elf to his grief.
Vel moved over, wincing. That could have been her if she had dived in the way. She was glad she hadn't. Not that she was a stranger to acid burns but never to this extent. She mused a bit as she considered. Maybe there was something that could be done, hm... Goblins must deal with acid burns all the time right? "Maybe goblins know how fix? Goblins have accidents, do chemicals. Vel guess maybe goblins must have fix?"
Zyanya: "There has to be something we can do for her. T...there just has to be..." The shiriti was almost speechless, the sight almost making her faint. This couldn't be real.
DM62: Jenna strokes the chimera's fur softly, her own eyes brimming with tears. "I don't think so. I-" her voice falters. Arturus holds the faun close, even as her breathing grows more shallow, weaker. "Shhh... my lovely Nisali. You are... my faithful friend. And I am... so grateful." Nisali opens her mouth to speak, but words don't come out. She smiles, though, hearing her master's voice, and feeling his hot tears land upon her cheek. Then she breathes her last, a long, quiet sigh. Raz'Qui growls, but looks to his feet. Sir Malius has his hand over his eyes.
Vel looks down a bit sadly. Well. It was going to happen sooner or later. Three in a day though? That wasn't boding well. Least she felt better for not sleeping with her now though.
Hel grimaces sadly, turning his head away, the broken arm of his gauntlet gripping tight as yet another one is lost to this war. It would be the last if he had anything to do with it, he vowed to himself, growling.
Thrae sighed, expecting the faun's end. Like Vel she was more worried about how three of three party members had been offed in a single about 10 minutes. Even if two had been traitors, it made her worry what there attrition rate was going to be like if they kept going.
DM62: The green-painted smuggler shakes his head. "It's... it's my fault. I should have known about Irena's deceit. But I couldn't be certain... and even if I was, there was no way to confirm her guilt for you folks, unless she herself declared the betrayal." He lowers his head.
Zyanya: The shiriti leaned herself against a nearby wall, as if the weight of the world just fell on her shoulders. This was too much for her. 2 betrayals and three dead in less than a day? How could they survive at this rate?
Vel sighs and sits beside Jenna and Thrae quietly.
DM62: There's a rumble of thunder outside, and the party can hear raindrops slamming heavily against the building. Malius shakes his head. "Right. We can't let Nisali's death be in vain. We take a ship. We warn Axetan. We kill the greenskin invaders."
Vel: "Not easy. Orcs know we in town now. They know plan. They be ready. Need be tricky."
Zyanya stood herself up again, a deep sigh escaping her body as she stamped her spear into the ground. "Agreed. We can't just sit around and idle. We'll need to find a way through town and get to the harbor without getting caught."
Hel growls, giving a hammer of his shield. "On my own grave, if I have to cleave that army single-handed I will. It's clear at this rate that Malgra's done much to sabotage any resistance from the beginning. We need to prove we can still fight."
DM62: The smuggler nods. "I've scouted out the ship positions. There are a few we could seize. And I've mixed up enough of this green paint to disguise most of you, at least well enough to get you through town. This is a town of thieves and liars. Hoods don't draw notice, as long as the visible skin is green." He folds his arms, looking at the drider, the chimera, and the two dragonkin. "You four will complicate matters, though. They'll be looking for you."
Thrae: "Yes, I'm not entirely sure how we could disguise my form unfortunately."
Vel: "We can;t. So we must not be seen. Darkness, move through sky, along rooves.," says Vel.
DM62: "Aye... but the less-manned ships are at anchor, not tied to the pier. Can't smuggle you four over there in a rowboat and expect not to bring the entire port down on our heads."
Thrae: "So what, you got a plan or are you just going to leave us behind?" Thrae said, folding her arms under her chest and glaring at the smuggler.
DM62: The smuggler snarks back, "I can't do ALL the planning. I can get those of us in green paint onto a poorly-manned craft. I've even got two goblin pirates willing to help us steer the ship to Axetan. But I'm unsure how to get you four onto the ship." He grumbles something under his breath about players needing to assist in the planning.
Vel: "Them fly, she walk along floor then up anchor thing. I am small so hide in bag."
DM62: Raz'Qui shakes his head. "I cannot fly." The smuggler raises an eyebrow. "Aye, but most of that should work. Except, of course, that they'll fill the late Alexis full of arrows the moment she takes off. We... might want to use her as a distraction. Draw some attention elsewhere."
Hel: "Certainly a plan. Think you can keep her in the air enough to drive everyone towards the desert, Jenna?"
Vel: "Throw her at siege weapons or something. And stuff big dragon in crate and bring with."
Thrae: "Hmm I guess I don't need to breath anymore do I? So walking along the bottom of the harbour would probably work, as long as I don't accidently walk onto the wrong ship, or get attacked by fish or something."
DM62: Jenna smirks. "I think that within moments of her unveiling, she'll be a pincushion. But if we time it well, they'll be scouring that area for us." Raz'Qui pulls his bony wings in close to his body. "Thick robes, and some green paint. As long as I'm in the middle of the group, I doubt I'll stand out TOO much." The smuggler nods approvingly. "Alright, then." He produces a few pouches full of a thick, green paste, then tosses assorted robes onto the floor of the room. "Arms up to the elbows, legs up to the knees. The entire face and neck. Pair up with a partner to ensure that you're convincingly green, and I'll double-check each of you after."
Zyanya: Well that was certainly not what she was expecting today. She'd look around them, looking at their near numberless foes and her comapnions. She wasn't eager to fight a losing battle but capture was not what she was hoping for. Regardless, she needed to see how the others reacted.
DM62: At this point the party notices that Irena's illusion seems to have been destroyed somehow. They all appear to be as they are. A hooded troll moves forward, grabbing the kitsune and dragging her back into the crowd, a razor-sharp dagger pressed to her throat. Alexis shakes her head. "No, no. Let her free." Irena growls. "You idiot! I'm working for Malgra!"
Hel: Well this certainly was elaborate. Hel growls, tensing up a bit. Was the note a forgery?!? Was this a double trap? He again glances towards Jenna, a few inches from going for the hammer.
Vel: So, that was it. Well she played the moron very well. She raised an eyebrow as it was sprung, grimacing mentally. How much did that blasted lizard know? She had shown up after the rescue. She couldn't know THAT much. Still, she eyed the crowd for a means to escape. Wouldn't be very helpful... Still, was Irena lying? Never could tell with her...
DM62: The hooded troll responds, in a regretful voice. "I know. I just don't know... why." The razor-sharp blade presses inward and slices across, spilling the kitsune's lifeblood in a spurt across the courtyard. The massive crowd with blades drawn seems to flicker, then vanish. Around the party is a small band of goblins and trolls, the orc executioner, and Alexis and the other dragonkin. Alexis snarls, "Bastards!" Then she flies up, inhaling with a furious look in her eye. The other dragonkin also inhales, snarling.
Vel: So she was a traitor after all. That would make the troll assassin one of her co workers she presumes. Well. Time to leave the clean up to the smart folks.
Hel: Now THIS surprised the dwarf, and he splutters. "Enough of this tomfoolery!" He roars, grabbing his hammer and shield and roaring in anger. The nullmetal shield's on his arm and preparing to rush ahead.
Zyanya: Well, much as she hated to admit it that didn't quite go as she expected but she's still willing to work with the results. "Think we can't handle this, Alexis? We've dealt with bigger threats before and you aren't about to be one of them." Zyanya leaps off her mounts back, spears at the ready. Her own spear would remain on her persons, but she'd instead hurl the secnd more magical spear at Alexis, hoping to bring her down or at least take her out of the fight while the party cleaned up the minor threats.
DM62: Alexis sneers. "You've never dealt with-" an arrow from Nisali cuts her off, lodging in her shoulder. She snarls in pain, then breathes acid at the faun, before the Shiriti's spear penetrates the center of her chest, and she falls to the ground lifeless. The orc executioner moves toward Hel, swinging the massive axe with murderous intent. Malius and Arturus charge at the goblins around the party, the human's axe splitting several of their skulls as Arturus clears many of them back with a force-swing from his mace. Raz'Qui moves after the blue dragonkin, unleashing frost at her as she releases lightning at Raz.
Hel: The dwarf is quicker than the axe, rolling to the side as his newest limb holds the hammer in a heavy grip. With a roar he swings the hammer around to smash at the orc's leg, the intent to bring him low before caving in his skull.
Vel curses mentally and hopes the faun was swift cus she hated dealing with acid burns, moving aside. She liked her but she wasn't about to get hosed in acid for someone else.
Zyanya: Sprinting over to the fallen dragon, the shiriti retrieves her spear before leaping back into combat, using her newly returned weapon against the trolls. The couldn't be that dificult to face by her lonesome. Plus, she lived to fight larger and much dumber opponents. This would be a cake walk.
DM62: The flarestone in the dwarf's gauntlet glows for a moment, matched by a glow in the flarestone of the hammer, and Hel's arm seems to swing harder and faster than it normally would, bursting the orc's leg in half. The massive orc falls, then reaches for his axe, moving to at least end this dwarf that was causing him such trouble. A goblin charges at Vel, only for Thrae to catch it with webbing, binding it up in a tight bundle. Two trolls face off against the Shiriti... and one of them seems rather skilled, stabbing his spear at the Shiriti and getting close enough to nick her, but not to seriously harm. The other's stab is unskilled, missing the swift warrior. Raz'Qui seems to get the upper hand on the blue-dragonkin, who flies off. The hooded troll snarls, "Follow me!" He tosses a vial that shatters, filling the area with a small amount of smoke that grows thicker by the moment. He gestures the party down an alleyway.
Vel waits for Thrae before rushing off down the alleyway after their latest ally of convenience.
Hel wasn't planning on his strike going that hard already, and he slides slightly on the floor before he catches up with the movement. Still, he moves for the killing blow, holding the shield to defend against the axe before swinging the hammer down to finish off the orcish executioner. Upon doing so, he'll follow the troll's advice.
Zyanya: Wel, she wasn't expecting the troll to be as handy as he was with a spear. That was going to leave a mark, but she asn't upset. She needed a few battle scars. However, she had little time to idle and as te smoke filed the area, she'd slip away from her foes, heading down the alleyway with due haste.
DM62: The dwarf's hammer smashes into the orc's head, spreading brain and skull on the cobbled stone ground. One of the trolls moves to stab the Shiriti as she flees, only for Alexis to fly snarling into the two trolls, biting out the neck of the skilled one. She beats at them mercilessly while Zyanya runs, then moves to follow them, scooping up the injured faun. Arturus knocks another band of goblins out of the fight with a powerful force blow, then runs after the group, accompanied by Malius and Jenna.
Hel does his best to try and keep up with his smaller gait, running quickly and holding his weapons ready still.
Thrae pulls the goblin in with her webbing, and drags her along as she follows the hooded troll. She was so confused at the moment, and would probably need a few minutes to put everything together.
DM62: Finally the hooded troll turns, opening the back door to a building and gesturing. "In! Quickly!"
Vel hurries in, looking a bit amused at Jenna's continual picking up new bodies to bring along. She sure went through them fast though.
Zyanya slips into the building almost oblivious to the fact that she was saved by the woman she threw a spear at. It ws quite a perplexing situation and she was't sure how to address it.
Hel: Soon Hel is near the door, acting to hold back attackers before everyone's ran in before following himself.
Thrae slips in as well, though its a significantly harder process given her size.
DM62: The party enters a dimly lit room. The hooded orc gives a pained sigh, pulling back the hood... it's the smuggler, covered with skillfully applied green paint. He shakes his head sadly. "Look to the faun." The undead dragonkin lays Nisali down. Most of her fur and skin have been melted back by the dragon breath, and her breathing is growing strained as she lays on her side. Her eyes seem to have been partly melted, and she gasps weakly. Arturus kneels, cradling her in his arms. "Nisali. My lovely faun." Tears run down the half-elf's cheeks.
Hel: The dwarf grunts a little, shifting his hammer back to a safe position before glancing towards the area around him. He notes Nisali's condition, wincing and lowering his head in respect.
Thrae winced, she hadn't really gotten to know Nisali to well, but it looked like she was most likely either going to die, or be permanently crippled with wounds like that, namely the eyes. Either way Thrae looked away, leaving the half-elf to his grief.
Vel moved over, wincing. That could have been her if she had dived in the way. She was glad she hadn't. Not that she was a stranger to acid burns but never to this extent. She mused a bit as she considered. Maybe there was something that could be done, hm... Goblins must deal with acid burns all the time right? "Maybe goblins know how fix? Goblins have accidents, do chemicals. Vel guess maybe goblins must have fix?"
Zyanya: "There has to be something we can do for her. T...there just has to be..." The shiriti was almost speechless, the sight almost making her faint. This couldn't be real.
DM62: Jenna strokes the chimera's fur softly, her own eyes brimming with tears. "I don't think so. I-" her voice falters. Arturus holds the faun close, even as her breathing grows more shallow, weaker. "Shhh... my lovely Nisali. You are... my faithful friend. And I am... so grateful." Nisali opens her mouth to speak, but words don't come out. She smiles, though, hearing her master's voice, and feeling his hot tears land upon her cheek. Then she breathes her last, a long, quiet sigh. Raz'Qui growls, but looks to his feet. Sir Malius has his hand over his eyes.
Vel looks down a bit sadly. Well. It was going to happen sooner or later. Three in a day though? That wasn't boding well. Least she felt better for not sleeping with her now though.
Hel grimaces sadly, turning his head away, the broken arm of his gauntlet gripping tight as yet another one is lost to this war. It would be the last if he had anything to do with it, he vowed to himself, growling.
Thrae sighed, expecting the faun's end. Like Vel she was more worried about how three of three party members had been offed in a single about 10 minutes. Even if two had been traitors, it made her worry what there attrition rate was going to be like if they kept going.
DM62: The green-painted smuggler shakes his head. "It's... it's my fault. I should have known about Irena's deceit. But I couldn't be certain... and even if I was, there was no way to confirm her guilt for you folks, unless she herself declared the betrayal." He lowers his head.
Zyanya: The shiriti leaned herself against a nearby wall, as if the weight of the world just fell on her shoulders. This was too much for her. 2 betrayals and three dead in less than a day? How could they survive at this rate?
Vel sighs and sits beside Jenna and Thrae quietly.
DM62: There's a rumble of thunder outside, and the party can hear raindrops slamming heavily against the building. Malius shakes his head. "Right. We can't let Nisali's death be in vain. We take a ship. We warn Axetan. We kill the greenskin invaders."
Vel: "Not easy. Orcs know we in town now. They know plan. They be ready. Need be tricky."
Zyanya stood herself up again, a deep sigh escaping her body as she stamped her spear into the ground. "Agreed. We can't just sit around and idle. We'll need to find a way through town and get to the harbor without getting caught."
Hel growls, giving a hammer of his shield. "On my own grave, if I have to cleave that army single-handed I will. It's clear at this rate that Malgra's done much to sabotage any resistance from the beginning. We need to prove we can still fight."
DM62: The smuggler nods. "I've scouted out the ship positions. There are a few we could seize. And I've mixed up enough of this green paint to disguise most of you, at least well enough to get you through town. This is a town of thieves and liars. Hoods don't draw notice, as long as the visible skin is green." He folds his arms, looking at the drider, the chimera, and the two dragonkin. "You four will complicate matters, though. They'll be looking for you."
Thrae: "Yes, I'm not entirely sure how we could disguise my form unfortunately."
Vel: "We can;t. So we must not be seen. Darkness, move through sky, along rooves.," says Vel.
DM62: "Aye... but the less-manned ships are at anchor, not tied to the pier. Can't smuggle you four over there in a rowboat and expect not to bring the entire port down on our heads."
Thrae: "So what, you got a plan or are you just going to leave us behind?" Thrae said, folding her arms under her chest and glaring at the smuggler.
DM62: The smuggler snarks back, "I can't do ALL the planning. I can get those of us in green paint onto a poorly-manned craft. I've even got two goblin pirates willing to help us steer the ship to Axetan. But I'm unsure how to get you four onto the ship." He grumbles something under his breath about players needing to assist in the planning.
Vel: "Them fly, she walk along floor then up anchor thing. I am small so hide in bag."
DM62: Raz'Qui shakes his head. "I cannot fly." The smuggler raises an eyebrow. "Aye, but most of that should work. Except, of course, that they'll fill the late Alexis full of arrows the moment she takes off. We... might want to use her as a distraction. Draw some attention elsewhere."
Hel: "Certainly a plan. Think you can keep her in the air enough to drive everyone towards the desert, Jenna?"
Vel: "Throw her at siege weapons or something. And stuff big dragon in crate and bring with."
Thrae: "Hmm I guess I don't need to breath anymore do I? So walking along the bottom of the harbour would probably work, as long as I don't accidently walk onto the wrong ship, or get attacked by fish or something."
DM62: Jenna smirks. "I think that within moments of her unveiling, she'll be a pincushion. But if we time it well, they'll be scouring that area for us." Raz'Qui pulls his bony wings in close to his body. "Thick robes, and some green paint. As long as I'm in the middle of the group, I doubt I'll stand out TOO much." The smuggler nods approvingly. "Alright, then." He produces a few pouches full of a thick, green paste, then tosses assorted robes onto the floor of the room. "Arms up to the elbows, legs up to the knees. The entire face and neck. Pair up with a partner to ensure that you're convincingly green, and I'll double-check each of you after."