What's new

Haiku Thread


ToxicShock

(And Reputation Manager)
Staff member
Administrator
H-Section Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
11,239
Reputation score
1,016
Re: Haiku Thread

You get used to that
Based on your heat resistance
Easy for flamers
 
OP
Hopeyouguess62

Hopeyouguess62

Has a penis diamiter of 4.5cm
RP Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
2,433
Reputation score
268
Re: Haiku Thread

By "flaming" I talk
of men that want a hard cock
and their ass unlock.
 

ToxicShock

(And Reputation Manager)
Staff member
Administrator
H-Section Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
11,239
Reputation score
1,016
Re: Haiku Thread

Misunderstanding
I tried to pun the meanings
We're on the same page
 
OP
Hopeyouguess62

Hopeyouguess62

Has a penis diamiter of 4.5cm
RP Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
2,433
Reputation score
268
Re: Haiku Thread

It's all in good fun,
my only aim: rhyming one
and now it is done.
 

ToxicShock

(And Reputation Manager)
Staff member
Administrator
H-Section Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
11,239
Reputation score
1,016
Re: Haiku Thread

I used to write rhymes
I don't write poetry now
Not without a muse

Rhymes get me all stuck
So they sound forced and they suck
If I try, I'm fucked.
 
OP
Hopeyouguess62

Hopeyouguess62

Has a penis diamiter of 4.5cm
RP Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
2,433
Reputation score
268
Re: Haiku Thread

That was pretty good;
I think you can write rhymes, dude,
try it more, you should.
 

ToxicShock

(And Reputation Manager)
Staff member
Administrator
H-Section Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
11,239
Reputation score
1,016
Re: Haiku Thread

It could be better
The last one was just shitty
Ruined with past tense
 
OP
Hopeyouguess62

Hopeyouguess62

Has a penis diamiter of 4.5cm
RP Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
2,433
Reputation score
268
Re: Haiku Thread

I'm out for today --
you should try just one thread down:
written to spite us.
 
OP
Hopeyouguess62

Hopeyouguess62

Has a penis diamiter of 4.5cm
RP Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
2,433
Reputation score
268
Re: Haiku Thread

Resurrecting thread;
sorry for double posting,
but I like haikus.

Reputation thread:
people get very angry
over pointless things.
 

Alkalannar

Mystic Girl
Joined
Nov 28, 2011
Messages
200
Reputation score
0
Re: Haiku Thread

The number of primes
is infinite. How do we
know? Haiku answer:

Suppose a finite
number (of primes). Multiply
them all together.

Then add 1 to the
product. Then no prime
divides. This means:

a) either this new
number is prime, or b)
at least two new primes

that are this number's
factors. So if there are a
finite number of

primes, then even more
exist--a contradiction.
End with: Q.E.D.
 
Top