Introduction Thread

[ThatWeirdGuyWithaWeirdHat]

I'm very late at this, but here we go. There are some things I'd prefer not to divulge, but I'll do my best.

Name: *CLASSIFIED*
Screenname / Nicknames: *CLASSIFIED* (I'd prefer to keep my ulmf and F95 zone separate from everything else I do on the internet)
Age: *CLASSIFIED*
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: The United States

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Short and Tidy
Breasts: Does not apply
Glasses: I prefer my contacts, but when I don't have to leave my house yes.
Features: I'm quite thin, but I'm working on it
Height: 5' 9"


~ Ideal appearance ~

The only think I'd like to change about myself is to gain a bit more weight, which is believable. I know this section was for fantasy-type appearance, but I'm perfectly content with my features.

~ Personality ~

16personalities test (I have no respect for the Zodiac): Advocate INFJ-T
My Fears: Being utterly alone
Common Utterances: Don't really have one
Is the glass half full, or half empty: The liquid makes up half of the space inside of the glass
Bad Habits: Being on my computer for ungodly amounts of time

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Stupid people who cannot read the room
2) Poorly designed games
3) Anything to do with RPGMaker (Relates to #2)

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Akira Toriyama (Yes I am a sucker for Dragon Ball)
Other manga of interest: MHA (Because who isn't these days), and One Piece
Video game series: Sonic the Hedgehog (Preferably the Adventure series), Persona, Ratchet & Clank, Borderlands, Metroid, and Dynasty Warriors before the dumpster fire that was 9
TV Show: Ben 10 and Avatar TLA
Anime: Gurren Lagann and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Webcomic: Never really read one
Drink: Southern-made Sweet Tea
Shoe: Doesn't matter to me
Hat: ALL OF THEM
Color: Red
Music Genre: Acid Jazz
Internet Meme: IMMA CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH!!

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: I try my best not to
Flip out and kill people: Nope
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nadda
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I've never been much of a collector, so no.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No
Have furry leanings?: No

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No and I hope I never will.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: I really wish I understood this reference, but I've never been able to watch Back to the Future.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I found this forum one day and just felt like it.
Other random trivia: I've divulged enough

Notes: I also just started NieR: Automata, and I like what I see.

 

[Stuffie]

Notes: I also just started NieR: Automata, and I like what I see.

Yes, I bet you do!

 

[ThatWeirdGuyWithaWeirdHat]

Yeet

 

[Cyberweasel89]

Name: Mattie
Screenname / Nicknames: Cyberweasel89, usually nicknamed Woozle these days.
Age: 29
Gender: Transwoman
Current Country of Residence: United States of America

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue-gray
Hair Color: Chocolate
Hair length: Shoulder blades.
Breasts: 32A
Glasses: Yes.
Features: Androgyny.
Height: 5'5"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Same.
Hair color: Same.
Hair length: Rear.
Ears: Housecat.
Breasts: Same.
Tail: Housecat
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: No?
Glasses: Yes.
Features: More androgynous/pretty
Height: -5'0"
Cyclops: ...No?
Skin: Same.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Libra/Snake
My Fears: Tornadoes/Hurricanes
Common Utterances: Flailing in embarrassment at being called cute.
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half full.
Bad Habits: Self-worth issues.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Messiness
2) Refusal to communicate and talk things out
3) Irrational hatred of others for minor mistakes or flaws

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Tite Kubo. Artist, not writer
Other manga of interest: One Piece. Recently got into Black Clover
Video game series: Legend of Zelda, RPGs in general
TV Show: Boyfriend is trying to get me to watch Good Omens.
Anime: One Piece
Webcomic: I'm told I should really read Girl Genius.
Drink: Orange soda
Shoe: Sandals?
Hat: Baseball caps
Color: Pink
Music Genre: Rock
Internet Meme: Scottish Pokemon trainer meme gives me life

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Frequently
Flip out and kill people: ...No?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No.
Knit scarves for orphans: ...No?
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No.
Have furry leanings?: I'm into kemonomimi, but not all that into anthros.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: ...No?
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Mostly interested in H-game stuff.
Other random trivia: I write erotica with a focus on exhibitionism peppered with breast fetishism. I also write fanfiction.

Notes: I have hypoglycemia and tend to need to snack on sweets a lot so my blood sugar doesn't tank and kill me. XD

 

[Stuffie]

Helloooooooooooo and welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the ULM forums! Hope you enjoy your stay!

 

[Zepheral]

Welcome to the forum, you fuck stuffie’s ear if that pleases you.

 

[Stuffie]

..., you fuck stuffie’s ear if that pleases you.

 

[Cyberweasel89]

Helloooooooooooo and welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the ULM forums! Hope you enjoy your stay!

Welcome to the forum, you fuck stuffie’s ear if that pleases you.

Pfffft! Sorry, but I'm ace, so no ear fucking unless it's via my terrible singing voice or loud laughter.

Thanks for the warm welcome, though!

BTW, I have a question. Is there a proper topic, subforum, or person I can contact with it?

 

[Stuffie]

Sorry, but I'm ace, so no ear fucking unless it's via my terrible singing voice or loud laughter.

The other kind of penetration.

BTW, I have a question. Is there a proper topic, subforum, or person I can contact with it?

If it is a question not related to porn, but more of a general one, the Everything Else section sounds like the right spot.
In case you want to ask just to be sure, I'd suggest you PM one of the (active) staff members.

 

[Cyberweasel89]

The other kind of penetration.



If it is a question not related to porn, but more of a general one, the Everything Else section sounds like the right spot.
In case you want to ask just to be sure, I'd suggest you PM one of the (active) staff members.

I wanted to ask if there was a proper place to ask about RPG Maker H-game translation, and whether something I want to propose related to it would be allowed on this forum. :3

 

[Cormyrian]

Name: Secret~
Screenname / Nicknames: Cormyrian
Age: Late 20's
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: UK

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Middle of my back
Breasts: Nope
Glasses: Ye
Features: I exist, which is nice.
Height: 5' 8


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Green
Hair color: Brown
Hair length: Middle of my back
Ears: Existant
Breasts: Nope
Tail: Sure why not (indifferent)
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Nah
Glasses: Ye - honestly they help me look less tired.
Features: Feature-y!
Height: 5' 8
Cyclops: Nah
Skin: Yes please

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Pisces
My Fears: Being alone / forgotten.
Common Utterances: "What bloody food do you want!?"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Yes.
Bad Habits: Lack of a sleep schedule, Always doing multiple things so the thing I SHOULD be doing sometimes isn't getting worked on x:

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Lying
2) Actions not matching words
3) Messing people about

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: I don't read manga.
Other manga of interest: I could have a mango of interest, if that helps.
Video game series: Final Fantasy
TV Show: I don't watch TV, I don't even have one. I did watch Doctor Who with my family when I was younger every week or so it was on or whatever it was so... That's the closest I can get, I think?
Anime: Ohh... Honestly, my guilty pleasure is One Punch Man.
Webcomic: I don't have the attention span oTL
Drink: Water
Shoe: Yes
Hat: Eh.
Color: Blue
Music Genre: Rock / Metal
Internet Meme: Nope.jpg

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: A lot
Flip out and kill people: Not that I'm aware of.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope.
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: ...Yeh.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No.
Have furry leanings?: Yeh.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West? Depends on which one is being referenced.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I wanted to ask a question to the MUGEN section based on recent ongoings and so I did. Which has caused anxiety sparks. Yay.
Other random trivia: One piece of advice I keep giving to a friend who has any problem is to eat the problem. It's not remotely serious but that's a thing, I guess.

Notes: Preferably on paper, or in a relevant text file - or played from an instrument.
I also have no further questions that I can think of and I've spent way too long thinking on it. Sorry oTL

 

[Stuffie]

Greetings and welcome to ULMF Cormy!

 

[Cormyrian]

o/ Hello and thank you - hope everyone is doing well

 

[AlphaPineappleZucchini]

Name: [redacted]
Screenname / Nicknames: AlphaPineappleZ, APZ.
Age: mid 20s
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Appearance ~

Features: They say you are what you eat. I eat chocolate chip muffin tops.
Everything Else: [redacted]

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: [redacted]
My Fears: IRL bugs; Being a disappointment to my father
Common Utterances: "Biscuits." Sometimes "Biscuits and gravy."
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Full
Bad Habits: I break down into an accent every now and then.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Valve continually screwing Team Fortress 2 over.
2) There is no second season to my favorite TV Show (probably for the best, anyway).
3) Wooden track roller coasters.

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: N/A
Other manga of interest: N/A
Video game series: Team Fortress
Class: Soldier, followed by Medic
TV Show: The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police
Anime: N/A
Webcomic: TF Comics
Drink: Dihydrogen Monoxide
Shoe: One that lasts
Hat: Depends on my mood and available cosmetics to pair with it.
Color: Periwinkle or Olive Green
Music Genre: Quality rips
Internet Meme: GRAND DAD

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Occasionally
Flip out and kill people: No
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Yes
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Perhaps
Have furry leanings?: I have many tastes.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Yes

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Here for the H-stuff.
Other random trivia: I have over 1K cosmetics owned in TF2.

Notes: I take a while when it comes to making posts, if I decide to make any.

 

[Lolimancer]

Name: Dic
Screenname / Nicknames: <--- see on the left
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: South Africa

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: N/A
Hair length: Bald and Beautiful
Breasts: No, I prefer thighs.
Glasses: None
Features: People say I have striking eyes
Height: 178cm


~ Ideal appearance ~

Being an anime girl ofc

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Leo
My Fears: Exploding Teeth
Common Utterances: Half of one and six dozen of the other (people have yet to call me out on it)
Bad Habits: Biting my nails

3 Things I Dislike:
1) People who treat others badly, especially when they treat people in positions of service badly.
2) Hypocrisy
3) Myself, obviously.

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Mitz Vah
Video game series: Dark Souls/Bloodborne. Hatsune Miku games (PDf 2nd is best, fite me)
TV Show: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Youtuber: Call Me Kevin
Anime: K-On!!
Drink: Coke-Zero
Shoe: Hiking boots
Hat: None, who would hide a shiny scalp?
Color: Red
Music Genre: EDM, Metal, J-pop, and Electroswing.
Internet Meme: Probably Bad Luck Brian or Conspiracy Keanu

Do I...

Smoke: Tabaco? No. Green plants? On the rare occasion.
Swear: I say Feck a lot? Does that count?
Flip out and kill people: Never.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I have many years practice with the air guitar.
Knit scarves for orphans: Only once.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I have some One Piece stuff.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I am worse, I am like a wannabe Otaku.
Have furry leanings?: Don't lean that way, but am in no position to judge.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: The winning lottery numbers are 13, 22, 24, 37, 42 and 48. Use it wisely.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Great scott no! It was too heavy.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Forum I frequented shut down on account of trolls and a particular country being the little bitch of the UN.

 

[Stuffie]

Greetings and welcome to ULMF, o almighty lolimancer!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lottery ticket to buy...

 

[DragonBZ]

This is the form we shall begin with from here on in, each time a person does it they have to add a new question!


Name: Classified
Screenname / Nicknames: DragonBZ
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black (whenever it exists)
Hair length: Chrome Dome
Breasts: N/A
Glasses: Anime-level awesome
Features: The most awesome scraggly beard you ever did see
Height: 6ft or so


~ Ideal appearance ~

I am already already the template for my best self.
Just need to improve what I already am.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Aries (tho I apparently don't act like it)
My Fears: Really high places. Gravity is spoopy
Common Utterances: "Bruh"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half FULL but always keeping in mind that the class can shatter completely
Bad Habits: PROCRASTINATION

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Lies
2) Politicians
3) Lying Politicians

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: That's a tough one. Gonna give that one to both "Eiji Masuda " and "Aka Akasaka"
Other manga of interest: Way too long a list for this intro
Video game series: Phantasy Star and Soul Calibur
TV Show: What's a TV? (Lul)
Anime: Also a "way too long" long list. I'll just put in "Erased" for now
Webcomic: Tower of god, Rebirth, True Beauty, Room of Swords... (lists another 100 webcomics)
Drink: None
Shoe: People have favorite shoes???
Hat: And hats???
Color: Uhh... I dislike dull colors like dirty brown and olive green. Anything bright counts as a fave
Music Genre: Err... no one genre. But I LOVE Touhou music
Internet Meme: "Aw sh*t, here we go again"

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: Very rarely when shocked/stressed
Flip out and kill people: UMM!? I hope everyone says no to this, lol
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope (How oddly specific)
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Nah fam
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Working towards not letting this future come to pass
Have furry leanings?: Nope

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: I wish
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Not sure. Probably not

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I like Mugen
Other random trivia: I like Hentai (huehuehue)

 

[Stuffie]

Helloooo and welcome DragonBZ!

 

[Fizzy Drink]

Name: Lanor
Screenname / Nicknames: .Ｓｏｄａ, Fizzy, Fizzy Drink
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: North America

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Short
Breasts: N/A
Glasses: Yes
Features: Pockets
Height: 6'0


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Gold
Hair color: Black
Hair length: Long
Ears: Normal
Breasts: No
Tail: No
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: No
Glasses: As I please
Features: All desired ones for male
Height: 6'5
Cyclops: No
Skin: Light Brown

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Crab
My Fears: Downing, Falling, Being Alone
Common Utterances: Wanna hug?
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Interchangeable
Bad Habits: Antisocial behavior

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Rude, stupid, ignorant people.
2) Being poor.
3) Bullshit.

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: None
Other manga of interest: None
Video game series: Alliance of Valiant Arms
TV Show: Kappa Mickey
Anime: Hell Sing
Webcomic: None
Drink: Pink or Strawberry Lemonade
Shoe: 18
Hat: Unknown
Color: Green or Gray
Music Genre: Progressive Metal
Internet Meme: None.

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Yes
Flip out and kill people: No
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yes
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No
Have furry leanings?: Perhaps

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West?: What?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Want to make friends and play games. Came from other forums similar to this forum.
Other random trivia: N/A

Notes:
I am open to chat.

 

[Stuffie]

Hey there, welcome to ULMF you fizzy, refreshing thing you.