Re: Introduction Thread
I'm free from limbo! I Just want to greet everyone in ULMF! I'm beerbrew, one of the guys at Studio PaperWaifu, an indie group new in the world of H games. I'll talk more about the game we're currently doing that I'm very excited to share with you guys with an appropriate thread over the the Hentai games section later

. For now I hope to make your acquaintances, and be able to entertain y'all!
Name: Colt45
Screenname / Nicknames: BeerBrew / Asahi Beer / Labatt Light
Age: I'm senior citizen!
Gender: Futa
Current Country of Residence: The Vats
~ Real-life appearance ~
Eye Color: Sparkling Gold (Like the beer)
Hair Color: Brown (Like the bottle)
Hair length: Short (Like the bottle cap)
Breasts: Flat as a dull beer bottle
Glasses: Nope
Features:
Height: 60 cans tall
~ Ideal appearance ~
Eye color: Cobalt Blue
Hair color: Golden Beer
Hair length: None (WTF!?)
Ears:
Breasts: As curvy as a coke bottle
Tail: Give me a handle
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Bottom of bottle
Glasses:
Features: Ice cold
Height: 100 cans!
Cyclops:
Skin: Very smooth
~ Personality ~
Zodiac: Aries
My Fears: Asian ghosts.. fuck!
Common Utterances: ...D:!
Is the glass half full, or half empty: half fulmpty
Bad Habits: Porn drains my beer powers.
3 Things I Dislike:
1) Such negative
2) Much attitude
3) So rude
~ Favorites ~
Manga artist: R-18 or...?
Other manga of interest: Full metal panic?
Video game series: Castlevania
TV Show: Seinfeld
Anime: Vampire Hunter D
Webcomic: -
Drink: Myself! I'm a beer dude.
Shoe: Leather
Hat: Fedora
Color: Classy Gold
Music Genre: Sexy Jazz
Internet Meme: Doge
Do I...
Smoke: Nah
Swear: Yeeahhhh... In a classy way.
Flip out and kill people: lol
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Only when I'm drunk
Knit scarves for orphans: Only when I'm sober
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Beers don't collect... We're collected!
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: With my beer figure!?
Have furry leanings?: Maybe characters with animal affinities like catgirls, but not quite into furries myself.
~ The Future ~
Can you see into it?: When you drink me enough, you'll see more than the future
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Fuck his "mom"? In hentai land, that logic might be possible
Other Stuff
Reason for joining: Looking for a new home
Other random trivia: My sturdy bottle doesn't break easily