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I'm not camping you. I just half the time refresh a page less than a minute after a person has posted.
 
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I often refresh every 10-15 minutes or so, sometimes every 5-10.
 
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Tentacles + Inflatable Pool = Tentacle Bath (House Accessory item)
 
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Tentacle seed + plumbing kit = Tentacle pipe

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Tentacle Pipe
This is a pipe with a newly-hatched tentacle monster living inside. 
It's sure to make for a nice surprise at bathtime!

Alignment: Sexual
Type: Misc. (Craftable)
Value: 1500

Can be crafted:
Tentacle pipe + basic bathtub = basic tentacle bath
Tentacle pipe + claw-foot bathtub = pretentious tentacle bath
Tentacle pipe + porcelain toilet= tentacular toilet
Tentacle pipe + shower stall = rape booth
Tentacle pipe + mouthpiece = Lovecraftian bong
 
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Goldstein said:
Tentacle seed + plumbing kit = Tentacle pipe

Code: 
Tentacle Pipe
This is a pipe with a newly-hatched tentacle monster living inside. 
It's sure to make for a nice surprise at bathtime!

Alignment: Sexual
Type: Misc. (Craftable)
Value: 1500

Can be crafted:
Tentacle pipe + basic bathtub = basic tentacle bath
Tentacle pipe + claw-foot bathtub = pretentious tentacle bath
Tentacle pipe + porcelain toilet= tentacular toilet
Tentacle pipe + shower stall = rape booth
Tentacle pipe + mouthpiece = Lovecraftian bong
Click to expand...
Yes, that's right. If you order now we'll not only install a state of the art Rape Booth in your house, but a Tentacular Toilet as well!
 
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But what if you want something a bit smaller?
 
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We are also offing the Tentacular Travel Case as well. All your tentacle needs in a over the shoulder carrying case no larger than a purse.
 
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Only 99.99 plus shipping and handling.
........... <- really small print
 
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