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[ZeroSpace]

No? I have better things to do with my computer.

 

[Zepheral]

No? I have better things to do with my computer.

This is what he meant.

 

[ZeroSpace]

Still got better things to do.
Especially with internet connection? Boy, it's no debate.

 

[super_slicer]

Zero is anti-women, confirmed.

 

[ZeroSpace]

See, I have standards that must be met. Can't just work on random woman trapped in my computer, there would be too many.

 

[Byzantine2014]

You're saying you collect women in your computer?Hello, FBI special crimes unit...

 

[ZeroSpace]

I don't collect them, they simply appear. And I ain't got time to be dealing with all of them one by one.
It's like finding small animals trapped in the community pool or something, I am not gonna be going in for a Raccoon or a Badger or something. Those guys can get vicious.

 

[Milia]

B-but what if that raccoon or badger was really an animal girl in disguise, hmmmm? She might be grateful enough that you saved her, that she might... make it worth your while~

You never know...

 

[ZeroSpace]

Or they can try and bite my... parts, and I am not into that.

 

[super_slicer]

Why are you whipping your parts out in front of a stranger or an animal?

 

[Byzantine2014]

And why wouldn't you like it? :3

 

[ZeroSpace]

You don't need to be whipping it out for them to try and probably due to risk of irreversible damages?

 

[super_slicer]

Never seen a wild animal go for a clothed crotch, just sayin'.

 

[Byzantine2014]

Wasn't there that vid Stuffie shared of a hyena going for an antelope's balls?

Love licks are what you need, Zerospace :3

 

[super_slicer]

That was floof. And antelopes don't wear pants ;P

 

[ZeroSpace]

They don't need to go for it, sometimes it's just in reach.

 

[super_slicer]

Not with pants on and zipped up, UNLESS you whip it out

 

[Byzantine2014]

Zerospace is a voyeur, I guess?

But you know what would really protect everything from animals? A magical girl outfit :3

 

[Milia]

A magical girl outfit :3

Tries to hold back... bursts out laughing
The exact Opposite of that! That outfit might leave certain parts... easily accessible to... certain animals. :3

 

[super_slicer]

Milia says, as a swift breeze stimulates their genitalia...