Last Post Wins

[Goldstein]

Re: Last Post Wins

Would that be the same fic you posted in Awesome Links?

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Last Post Wins

Hey, don't go marrying me off to some random person.
and i am not your parent damn it!

 

[plmnko]

Re: Last Post Wins

Wallpaper is not a random person

 

[randomwords]

Re: Last Post Wins

*hears things about weddings and comes with guns and explosives*

I WANNA CRASH A WEDDING!!

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Last Post Wins

Daddy doesn't want me anymore!

(And no, I didn't post a link to it.)

 

[randomwords]

Re: Last Post Wins

*reports child abuse*

Shame Shame

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Last Post Wins

*Sits huddle in a corner crying* Mommy? Where are you Mommy? Daddy doesn't love me anymore.

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Last Post Wins

*shushes Pheonix* Just because your name is spelled backwards doesn't mean that we don't love you, sweetie; you know how daddy got hit on the head too many times in the 'kill the person above you' thread, he's just a little brain-dead and so he shows his affection differently! That drool means love!

eta: Zero, I guess our illicit love affair turned shotgun wedding is out in the open now. :c Just because you were drunk off of moonshine doesn't make me 'a random person now'. *sniffle*

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Last Post Wins

Thank you Mommy! *Runs up and hugs wallpaper*

(How many people are you married to now?)

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Last Post Wins

Hey, I was drunk?
Remind me of what happened.
And Pheonix, I will give you a dollar, go buy yourself something.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Last Post Wins

Yeeee! *Runs off to buy chocolate*

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Last Post Wins

you shouldn't eat so much chocolate.

 

[Goldstein]

Re: Last Post Wins

Remember, the truth will set you free. <Or die trying.>

Just not necessarily from marriage.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Last Post Wins

But Daddy, I want chocolate!

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Last Post Wins

Thank you Mommy! *Runs up and hugs wallpaper*

(How many people are you married to now?)

Last I checked I was a periphery of the lesbian polygamous collective, but aside from that, I haven't been officially married off to anyone. I just filed for divorce from Zero and the papers are going through pretty quickly. Don't worry, I've got full custody -- you only have to stay with him once a month!

 

[randomwords]

Re: Last Post Wins

*gives Pheonix a 1 lb chocolate bar*

here you go kid

 

[ZeroSpace]

Re: Last Post Wins

WAIT!
What did we teach you Pheonix? You can't take stranger's candies.
The moment they do, kick them in the shin and run as fast you can.

 

[Goldstein]

Re: Last Post Wins

But strangers have the best candy. Especially strangers in a strange land.

You just need to relax. Evidently the divorce is getting to you.

 

[randomwords]

Re: Last Post Wins

hey man, i am no stranger... now come here and...

EAT CHOCOLATE!!!

*throws chocolate at everyone*

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Last Post Wins

WAIT!
What did we teach you Pheonix? You can't take stranger's candies.
The moment they do, kick them in the shin and run as fast you can.

*Currently a loli*

But Daddy, you always say that I'm supposed to suck the thingy of whoever gives me chocolate? That's always right before you give me chocolate, too.