Last Post Wins

[ToxicShock]

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[Pheonix Alugere]

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Can I hit the fruit you got it from with a mallet?

 

[Dusty]

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...

You can gently rub it at least.

 

[ZeroSpace]

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Look Pheonix your favorite thing.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

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The mallet?

 

[Kitler]

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Spoiler

 

[ZeroSpace]

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That can't be be cuz I is Asian

 

[Kitler]

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Sorry to break the news...but your adopted...

 

[ZeroSpace]

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Well those legs aren't mine, I am more tanned and less hairly so...
I am sorry I had to be the one to tell you this but...
You were fucked by your dad in the ass and that picture... it was your memory of that ass fuck.

 

[Kitler]

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Well that would be quite problematic, for mine legs are smaller and much hairier, as I am a sentient computer using cat.

 

[ZeroSpace]

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Think about it...
You are sentient, just like a human... now... cats don't usually have human level intelligence.
So there can only be one conclusion.
Your brain was transfered to a cat's body, and that was one of your hidden memories.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

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That guy looked like Santa...

 

[Kitler]

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Are you sure about that?
I know some pretty stupid humans...

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

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*Watches a tentacle creature randomly rape kitler*

 

[ZeroSpace]

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Did you know?
Tentacles were used in WW2!

 

[Dusty]

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We used piss to counterattack that shit.

 

[ZeroSpace]

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Until they made piss resistant tentacles which evenually ravaged Japan's female population since they couldn't kill them easily after WW2

 

[Dusty]

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But they didn't mind that..

 

[Kitler]

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not to mention their loli's are weak to raccoons...

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

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Where did you...?