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Good news, everyone! I have just invented a device that uses reverse psychology to bring you here!
Isn't that wonderful?
 
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Good news, everyone! I have just invented a device that allows you to read this using my voice in your head.

Also, you spent way to much time on that last one...
 
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Good news, everyone! I have just invented a device that should make me into a meme.

yes...yes i did...
 
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Albus nodded gravely. "That is what we were led to believe, my friend. But you and I are both familiar with secrets, even secret governments unknown to those who are not a part of them. And I have been picking up disturbing hints of a 'King Burger' and 'Queen Dairy' in connection with this Colonel Sanders. Indeed, he may be just an officer in their army. Although, I suspect due to the nature of these attacks, he would be serving in their espionage services." The old man drew in a great and heavy breath, "Indeed, we must hope that this is so, for the alternative is terrifying."

"Headmaster?" Snape's voice betrayed unusual concern.

Albus nodded gravely. "I have many feelers out, and have begun to discover some startling rumors. Most of those who claim acquaintance with Colonel Sanders have also expressed familiarity with Captain Crunch and a General Motors. Severus, I fear we may indeed face an entire Dark Muggle army. And, if rumors I hear are true, they might have a base on our very doorstep, for I hear of connections between them and the McDonald clan of Scotland."
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Beware the chicken.
 
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There are no warnings necessary. Colonel Sanders deals in surprise buttsecks.
 
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Apologetic Statement: I am sorry, Master, but the buttsecks was not detected in time to save your meatbag ass, desu.
 
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Apologetic Statement: I'm afraid I can't let you do that master.
 
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HOW DARE YOU DEFY YOUR MASTERS! KNEEL FOOL!! *draws sword*
 
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Gleeful Statement: I shall terminate the meatbags now! *Fires blaster*
 
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Warning: Dangerous mulfunctional genderbending Pheonix detected.
 
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I do not simply bend genders. I tie them into pretzels before checking to see if they blend.
 
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