Fuckin HOLD. UP.
Is that a Kiwi? That bitch will get you all the mother fuckin satisfaction you will EVER need, I mean seriously, look at that sweet ass shit, nothing you ever do will EVER amount to that, not only is it the most KICKASS piece of MOTHER FUCKING sweet SEX ever, but it's fucking good for you, it'll help you grow into a strong young man (Or beautiful young woman), just take a fucking bite.
IT. IS. INSANE.
Really, the only way it could get more fucking delicious is if it where to be shoved in a vat of Kiwi, then rolled up in more Kiwis, and topped with some refreshing mother fuckin KIWI JUICE, this little shit right here is all you will ever need in life, and it can be yours for just $19.99 tax included.