Last Post Wins
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Blagtastic88
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Re: Last Post Wins
Cool, where does he live?
Cool, where does he live?
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Blagtastic88
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OF COURSE! No wonder I didn't find anyone in the peach, pear, orange or cherry trees!
OF COURSE! No wonder I didn't find anyone in the peach, pear, orange or cherry trees!
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Blagtastic88
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No, Cave Johnson took them all.
No, Cave Johnson took them all.
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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks the slowest!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else!
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
What is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
I used to have a handle on life. Then it broke.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
OK, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam me down my clothes."
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks the slowest!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else!
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
What is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
I used to have a handle on life. Then it broke.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
OK, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam me down my clothes."
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Blagtastic88
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Re: Last Post Wins
SO, how goes the book you writing?
SO, how goes the book you writing?
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Blagtastic88
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Re: Last Post Wins
Better?
Better?
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Blagtastic88
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Does this mean quota has been met?
Does this mean quota has been met?
Re: Last Post Wins
Next person to post has to watch E.T. the Porno.
Have fun fapping to a fucking German alien that looks like roadkill covered in feces with eyes that rivals the Devil's and a vagina filled with razor blades, giving and recieving blowjobs from the entire cast and then fucking in every sex position in the Victorian era.
Well if you excuse me, I'm going to suck a Cow's udder and mix its content with my own colorful vomit, while shoving a horse dildo through my left eyeball.
Next person to post has to watch E.T. the Porno.
Have fun fapping to a fucking German alien that looks like roadkill covered in feces with eyes that rivals the Devil's and a vagina filled with razor blades, giving and recieving blowjobs from the entire cast and then fucking in every sex position in the Victorian era.
Well if you excuse me, I'm going to suck a Cow's udder and mix its content with my own colorful vomit, while shoving a horse dildo through my left eyeball.
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Blagtastic88
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Re: Last Post Wins
Been there, done that, fap'd that. Love is Lasagna!
Been there, done that, fap'd that. Love is Lasagna!
Re: Last Post Wins
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I̴̵͔̤̘̯̰̟̫̳̠̹͉̫̙̾̽ͯ̔͆̊̃͛̾̆̃ͭ̅́̽̓ͤ͘͝ ̴̢̫̫͈̥͈̣̬̤̖̪̱͎̳̖̒͂́͗̀̋͐͑͒́͂̂̑̋ͪ͛ͩ͘͟ͅẆ̥͍̘̼͗̎ͭͦ̽̂̄̽͛̉̊̀ͥ̔̀́̅̀̕͘͠I̸͔̟̣̩̼̞̜̦͉̗̬̜͚͍̣̱ͤ̎ͬ̏ͫͬ̇̆ͪ͆͋ͦ̕͝͞ͅL̛̛̜͈̻̣̝̫̻͇͎̯͈̤̪̤̏̔̐͆̾͘L̴̸̴̮̪̤͍͈̞̳͖̮̝̙̦̱͋ͩ͗̋͒̊̐̀͞ͅ ̶̢̦̱̫̯̫̻̖ͦͣ̑̽ͤ́̄̇ͬ̾ͫ̅͑̅̈̀̚͜Ẻ̤̘̖̻͈͎̪̩̝́̑ͮ̓ͥ͊̓̾͂̄ͮ̓̂̄̓ͪ́͝A̡̡̲̞͎̬̜͆̄͑̍͌ͥ͛ͬͥ͛̔͊͑̈̕͟Tͦ̓̔͊ͥ͆ͤ̓̄̅͌̚҉̧̘̲̮̼͍͚̦̬̲͇ ̸͖͍̣̯̦ͨ̉ͧ̅̎ͦ̊ͬ̔͛̇̿̀̆̒̐͂͜Y̸͔͍̥̞͙͖̹̯̤̼̹̙͙̋ͧ̀͆ͦ̓̄͊ͤͦ̿̄̈̀́ͥͬ̈́Ở̬̖̯̙̥̖͈̦̟̲̝͕͈̪̣ͣ̑͒̾͋̂ͮ͋̍̀̚͝Ǘ̞̫̟̗̬͔̜͖͕̼͇̗͓̺͈̠̘̑ͤ̈̏̃̿̔̔̈́̾ͤ͒̈́́͢͠
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Blagtastic88
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Re: Last Post Wins
But aren't you my sandwich?
But aren't you my sandwich?
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Blagtastic88
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Re: Last Post Wins
Hey Zerospace, check out my new camera...
Hey Zerospace, check out my new camera...