Re: [RJ181299] Plumber and the Princess
Giving the demo a shot its somewhat fun at first, a decent time waster. Actually getting into it though this game is pretty frustratingly stupid and the porn behind the gameplay is probably not worth it unless being called a filthy pig multiple times for disgracing a pure royal pussy is a major thing of yours. The map gets bigger as you progress and the maps feel more and more impossible the further you go. Finding the closest bathroom is already frustrating enough with the constant pipes spawning in your way, not to mention if you spam your movement you'll just immediately run into an enemy that spawns. Other than that its completely RNG and there's really no skill involved. I've completed scene 2 with like maybe 2 goombas spawning (or even no enemies at all a few times) and then i find myself on scene 4 with both bathrooms on the bottom of the map and 6 dry bones spawn. The only way to defeat them is with a star so you might want to stock up on those because when you have more than about 2 or 3 roaming around you might as well consider it a loss due to their hindrance with taking up map space and blocking paths.
Its a good time waster and an interesting concept but the porn, in my opinion, is definitely not worth the effort. It will take you hours to level up enough to continue and the stamina prices get astronomical. It starts out simple with like maybe 300 or so and then 600, 1000, 2000, but then suddenly after you hit 4000 its asking you for like 11,000 and then 25,600. Strength is literally pointless, you break the blocks faster but it doesnt save stamina since you lose 2 stamina at a flat rate for destroying any block, no matter the hits it took. Life is pretty much a "you went too fast and you took damage" sort of stat. You start out getting instant killed and buy mulligans with this stat.
Hammers are pretty useless since they're either 1 free brick broken or a goomba kill, although killing goombas without wasting a star is enough to warrent the 100 point price worth it. Bombs are really plentiful and only really used to get rid of a multitude of useless pipes that are just taking up space and obstructing paths. Keys are far too rare and the rewards are pretty RNG. You can get a coin worth 1,000 points, which is a 700 profit, or you can get something like a 1up mushroom that you can waste if you get it and have full health. Theres also single bomb, hammer, 3 bomb, 3 hammers, and 5 keys from what i've seen. I find the hour glass useless since they give you ample time to do stuff and the mirror is really like you just dont want to waste stamina so you pay points to get more pipes. Star is by far the most useful being able to freely spam your movement and 1 and killing all enemies you touch within 10 seconds.
The scenes themselves can also be pretty annoying. Footjobs are definitely not my thing but the first scene is one and you have no choice but to watch it for like 5 minutes since each speed takes about a minute or two for the princess to do all of her talking before you can proceed, considering you have to get her permission to cum or you'll get a game over and have to redo all of it again. I think the demo is only the footjob and cowgirl as well so cant really tell if i would have gotten a different scene if i had the full game. Also engrish, plenty of that in the porn. I lost my shit at "Your Hoghness."
