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So i just took a massive dump...


OAMP

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Re: So i just took a massive dump...

I take it the first time alot of people really shot for cover, eh?
 

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Re: So i just took a massive dump...

I've had some thick and consistent ones before, and it felt like it was stretching me twice as wide as normal. That shit hurt.

Of course now I eat more fiber. A bowl of Raisin Bran Crunch in the morning makes everything much easier later in the day.
 

Unknown Squid

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Re: So i just took a massive dump...

"Typically"? That aint right... >_>

There was this old fashioned vending machine at college. Something about the tube the cans dropped through would flawlessly catch the can and get it stuck. The next can along would always reliably knock it free, but get stuck itself. You'd see your can get released and drop, but an entirely different one would turn up at the bottom. It was a bit of a pain but rather fun anyway so no one was too bothered. Eventually one of the cafeteria ladies opened it up and fixed something.

Perhaps some of you could benefit from a check up from the cafeteria lady?
 

Master_Bei_Shun

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Re: So i just took a massive dump...

Some one fetch me the long rubber glove...

Eany, Meany, Miny, Mo.

I wonder where my glove will go...

*MBS stands there snapping a sholder length latex glove*



Janitor is the same as a cafeteria lady, right?
 

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Re: So i just took a massive dump...

I have nothing to add to this thread except .
 

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