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Song: A Love Passed on
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Artist: Valkyria Chronicles OST

You stood always smiling, ever-quiet, ever-tender.
And I, a lost child, always frightened, I remember,
That you came and found me blinded by unshed tears.

The tears we cry are echoes that tell what tomorrow can hold.
And I wept in your arms and I heard
Bells ring out across the land, bringing peace at last,
To your heart my dearest friend.

And now, the love that you gave me blooms and will live on
Through the tears in a song without end.

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

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Song: Another Way To Die
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Artist: Disturbed

NO LYRICS NEEDED...

Watch the video... All lyrics are displayed! ^_^

 

[Quartz]

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I was bored, so here's an under appreciated Jonathan Coulton gem.

Song: First of May
Artist: Jonathan Coulton
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I woke up this morning and had a scone and a large house blend.
Did a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends.
I said "I'm sick and tired of winter and I wish that it was spring"
but then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast began to sing.
And he sang
"Oooh oooh child, what'd you think the cold was going to last forever?
Oooh oooh child, nows the time for all the people to get together.
Outside."

"Cause it's the First of May, First of May.
Outdoor fucking starts today.
So bring your favorite lady,
Or at least your favorite lay.
The waters not cold, baby dip in your big toe.
Maybe I'll see you in Flagrante Delicto.
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
Fucking outside."

I thanked him for the information and I cried a little when he flew away.
I watched an episode of the People's Court and I tried to plan my day.
I called up my old lady, she wasn't home so I called my girl.
I asked her if she'd like to join me as I entertain the world.
And I said
"Oooh oooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off.
Oooh oooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each others pants off.
Outside."

"Cause it's the First of May, First of May.
Outdoor fucking starts today.
So bring your favorite lady,
Or at least your favorite lay.
The waters not cold, baby dip in your big toe.
Maybe I'll see you in Flagrante Delicto.
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
Fucking outside."

So we went to the park together. We were walking in the midday sun.
We met all kinds of people, and we, we fucked everyone.
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream. We fucked a man with a tan Shar-Pei.
Everyone who needed fucking, well they, they got fucked today.
So come on.
Oooh oooh child, open your mind and your heart. Feel the spirit moving through you.
Oooh oooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you.
Outside.

Cause it's the First of May, First of May.
Outdoor fucking starts today.
So bring your favorite lady,
Or at least your favorite lay.
The waters not cold, baby dip in your big toe.
Maybe I'll see you in Flagrante Delicto.
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
Fucking outside.
Fucking outside.
Fucking outsiiiiiiide.

 

[Stuffie]

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German lyrics from a famous Austrian band. Translate into english if you dare!

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Ding Dong - Ding Dong,
Ding Dong - Ding Dong.

Ich sitz mit der Renate
in meiner Kemenate.
Bei einer Flasche Sekt,
weil zu Zweit sie besser schmeckt.

Der Plattenspieler dudelt,
Mark Knopfler zärtlich fudelt.
Endlich ist's soweit,
als es an der Türe läut':

Ref:
Ding Dong – Ding Dong,
wer steht dort vor der Tür?
Vielleicht ist es der Postillon
und bringt Millionen mir?

Ding Dong – Ding Dong,
wer steht dort vor der Tür?
Es sind die Nachbarn,
besoffen, mit einer Kiste Bier!

Mach nie die Tür auf, laß keinen rein!
Mach nie die Tür auf, sei nie daheim!
Ist erst die Tür auf, dann ist's zu spät,
denn du weißt nie, wer draußen steht!

Renate ist gegangen,
nach einem Riesenkrach.
Die Nachbarn lieg'n im Koma,
in deinem Schlafgemach.

Sie hab'n sich übergeben,
dir steckt ein Frosch im Hals.
Du machst die Bude sauber,
da läutet's abermals:

Ref:
Ding Dong – Ding Dong,
wer steht dort vor der Tür?
Vielleicht ist es Renate
und will zurück zu mir?

Dind Dong – Ding Dong,
wer steht dort vor der Tür?
Es ist Renates Ehemann,
er mißt zwei Meter vier!

Mach nie die Tür auf, laß keinen rein!
Mach nie die Tür auf, sei nie daheim!
Entfern den Türknauf, so lange es noch geht!
Ist erst die Tür auf, dann ist's zu spät!

Ihr Gatte, Emil heißt er,
schließt dir die Augen zu,
denn er ist großer Meister
in Karate und Kung Fu!

Nach sieben Wochen kommst du
aus dem Spital heraus,
das Christkind, das steht vor der Tür,
daheim sieht's traurig aus!

Die Möbel sind gepfändet,
dir bleibt nur dein Klavier.
Kein Strom und keine Heizung,
da klingelt's an der Tür:

Ref:
Ding Dong – Ding Dong,
wer steht dort vor der Tür?
Vielleicht ist es der Weihnachtsmann
und bringt Geschenke dir!

Ding Dong – Ding Dong,
wer steht dort vor der Tür?
Es ist der Exekutor
und holt sich auch noch dein Klavier!

Mach nie die Tür auf, laß keinen rein!
Mach nie die Tür auf, sei nie daheim!
Ist erst die Tür auf, dann ist's zu spät,
denn du weißt nie, wer draußen steht!

Vorbei, du bist am Ende,
es führt kein Weg zurück!
Wenn alle Stricke reißen,
dann hilft dir nur mehr „der“ Strick!

Du baumelst am Holunder,
die Seele steigt empor.
Und wie durch ein Wunder
stehst du vor dem Himmelstor!

Ref:
Ding Dong – Ding Dong,
ist denn keiner hier?
Ich suche meine Wolke.
Und wo ist mein Klavier?

Ding Dong – Ding Dong,
ist denn keiner hier?
Da hörst du eine Stimme
durch die Himmelstür:

Mach nie die Tür auf, laß keinen rein!
Mach nie die Tür auf, sei nie daheim!
Verschweis den Türknauf, so lange es noch geht,
denn du weißt nie, wer vor der Türe steht.

Mach nie das Ding auf, sonst gibt’s Beton!
Mach nie das Ding auf, sonst gibt’s Beton!
Mach nie die Tür auf, sei kein Athlet,
denn du weißt nie, wer vor der Türe steht

 

[Kusanagi]

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Song: Move Your Dead Bones
Artist: Dr. Reanimator(?)
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C'mon boys and girls,
come a little closer.
I'm the reanimator.

C'mon!
Reanimate your feet!

If you're feeling dead I'll be your reanimator
I've got the way to bring you to life
A superior existence with no one to control you
Where you can always do what you like

Let me give you some green color and you will ask for more
You will see that you never felt this way before
Party without limits, have sex and don't be blue
Freedom is eternal for you, you, you!

Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
The secret will keep you alive
Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life

Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
The secret will keep you alive
Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life

Reanimate your feet!

All you people listen to your reanimator
Don't hesitate and give it a try
And you'll be quite satisfied just as long as I can give you
A guarantee that you'll never die

Let me give you some green color and you will ask for more
You will see that you never felt this way before
Party without limits, have sex and don't be blue
Freedom is eternal for you you you

Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
The secret will keep you alive
Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life

Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
The secret will keep you alive
Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life

Reanimate your feet!
Reanimate your feet!

Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
The secret will keep you alive
Move your dead bones bones bones
Move your dead bones bones bones
You'll dance for the rest of your life

Reanimate your feet!

 

[SirOni]

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I was listening to this song not even an hour ago. Heard it a few years ago and its still awesome.

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Song: Hey Soul Sister
Artist: Train
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Your lipstick stains
On the front lobe of my left side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let you blow my mind
Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream
I knew when we collided
You're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind

Hey soul sister
Ain't the Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo, the way you move ain't fair, you know!
Hey soul sister
I don't want to miss a single thing you do...tonight
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Just in time
I'm so glad you have a one-track mind like me
You gave my life direction
A game show love connection we can't deny
I'm so obsessed
My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you
Like a virgin, you're Madonna
And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind

Hey soul sister
in't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo, the way you move ain't fair, you know!
Hey soul sister
I don't want to miss a single thing you do tonight.

The way you can't cut a rug, watching you's the only drug I need
You're so gangsta, I'm so thug, you're the only one I'm dreaming of
You see, I can be myself now finally, in fact there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see you be with me

Hey soul sister
Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo, the way you move ain't fair, you know!
Hey soul sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you do tonight,
Hey soul sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you do tonight.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Tonight

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Tonight

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

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Song: The Hero
Artist: Amon Amarth
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Intro

Addictive guitar riff!

the blade I swing is black as night
black as my souless heart
it bears the burden of many lives
But I dont feel remorse

I lent my sword to anyone to anyone
willing to pay the price
no regrets for what i've done
a mercenary's life

But there I was
on battleground
untill i felt the jaws of death cut into my flesh
defending old weak
but i did not retreat

now here I lay in my own blood
as strangers cry for me
i'm prepared to meet the gods
I wish they'd let me be

I don't deserve there sympathy
I know who I am
My soul is death and misery
I am an Evil Man

I rest in my blood
Soon I will face the gods
Strangers cry for me
I wish they'd let me be

Show no sympathy
Shed no tears for me
I know who I am
I am an evil man

I know who I am
I am an evil man

I know who I am
I am an evil man

I know who I am
I am an evil man

I know who I am
I am an evil man


(Great now I'm gonna have this song stuck in my head all day AGAIN...)

 

[Stuffie]

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Song: When You're Evil
Artist: Voltaire

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When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need.

 

[Cappy]

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Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons in the park

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I'd like to take you now on wings of song, as it were, and try and help you forget perhaps for a while your drab, wretched lives. Here's a song all about spring-time in general, and in particular, about one of the many delightful pastimes the coming of spring affords us all.

Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We'll murder them{ all }amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon.
It just takes a smidgen!
To poison a pigeon in the park.

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

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Song: Her Alone
Artist: Amorphis
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Only one can make me
do my good deeds,
Only one and the shadow of that one
Only one can make me
do my evil deeds,
Only one and the shadow of that one

Her alone
I will lend my ear to
Only her I will obey,
Her alone
I will always want to serve
Only her I will defy,

Only one can make me
Wage all my wars,
Only one can make me
do all my deeds,
Only one and the shadow of that one

Her alone
I will lend my ear to
Only her I will obey,
Her alone
I will always want to serve
Only her I will defy,


My understanding under her advice
My understanding under her advice
Birth of my knowing under her advice
My desires I fullfill by revolting

Her alone
I will lend my ear to
Only her I will obey,
Her alone
I will always want to serve
Only her I will defy,

Her alone
I will lend my ear to
Only her I will obey,
Her alone
I will always want to serve
Only her I will defy,

(background ah-ing)

 

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Lyrics

Irresponsible adults with too much time on their hands
Set out on a quest to go back in time
No astrophysicists, or even lyricists
Just a singer, an artist and a Mime
They composed a piece of music no one knows and it opened a vortex in space
Now they're going back to a time when there was no human race

And as we travel through time
What are we fighting for?
They're still a million light years away

I wish there were still dinosaurs
I wish I could brofist a pterodactyl
I would ride on a t-rex with all my friends and say heeeey!
I wish there were still dinosaurs
Mimi and Me and a velociraptor
We would crush all our enemies and everything would be okay!
If there were dinosaurs today!

We brought all of our friends and we jumped into the vortex
Now we're hurtling back through time and it's fucking awesome!
We crash landed in the middle of a crater
We all agreed; "There's nothing greater!"
We were surrounded by a sea of dinosaurs and cherry blossom

And as we travel through time
What are we fighting for?
They're still a million light years away

But there's a catch to our glory and there's an end to this story
'Cause we only have one fucking day to stay!

I wish there were still dinosaurs
I wish I could brofist a pterodactyl
I would ride on a t-rex with all my friends and say heeeey!
I wish there were still dinosaurs
Mimi and Me and a velociraptor
We would crush all our enemies and everything would be okay!
If there were dinosaurs today!

Brofist
Mother fucking brofist
Mother fucking brofist
Mother fucking brofist
Mother fucking
brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist
Brofist
Mother fucking brofist
Mother fucking brofist
Mother fucking brofist
brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist brofist!

 

[Kusanagi]

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Artist: Gilbert and Sullivan
Song: I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinapinafore

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee

You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a sat a gee

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

[Very Fast]
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General had never [rode a horse?]

You'll say a better Major-General had never [rode a horse?]
You'll say a better Major-General had never [rode a horse?]
You'll say a better Major-General had never [rode a rode a horse?]

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
[/Very Fast]

 

[Kusanagi]

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Two for the price of one!

Artist: Original by DJ Steve Porter, Cover by Chad Neidt
Song: Slap Chop Rap (Acoustic Cover)
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Watch This

Hi its Vince with Slap Chop
Youre gonna be in a great mood all day
Cuz youll be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop
Its like slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop (x2)

Now look heres a potato
One slap you get big chunks for stew
Two slaps, home fries in a second
And now look at this
When you add a mushroom
The more you do it
The finer it gets
you dont switch any blades

Now you love salad
You hate makin salad
Ya know you hate makin salad
Ya hate makin salad
Thats why you dont have any salad in your diet
Watch just one slap, salad

Soup, coleslaw, stuffin' what?
Five seconds?
Four, five seconds its done!

This thing, this tuna looks boring
Stop having boring tuna
Stop having a boring life

Add this tuna make it in like this
Now youre gonna have a nice exciting life now
Heres a hard boiled egg
One chop you add the pickle
You add the green onion
whatcha can do you can mix things together
Add the ham and youre gonna love this
Dont have time to make breakfast?
Breakfast to go!

Watch this
Your gonna love my nuts
Watch this
Your gonna love my nuts
Watch this
Your gonna watch this
Your gonna watch this
Watch this, watch this
Watch this, watch this
Watch this
What about fruit?
Put a mango

Watch this (x4)

Isnt that beautiful on your ice-cream?
The reason youre gonna slap away everyday
Is cuz its so easy to clean
One
Two
And pops open like that

Now these other ones youve seen at the stores
Bacteria gets on the food
All the stores have this
You cant clean it
You cant open this up
Its worthless
Forget about it

Now take the Slap Chop
Put it back together

Put the Slap Chop right there
Just put the Slap Chop right there (x3)
The skins at the bottom (x4)
The skin comes right off (x4)

Now put a tomato in there, add your cilantro, your hot peppers right there

You hit it like this
Hit it like this (x3)

Guys were gonna make America skinny again
One slap at a time. Its. (x2)

Guys were gah once mera one skinny again
One slap at a t, one slap at a t (x3)

Guys were, guys were
meri one s meri one slap at a slap at a slap slap slap slap

Hi its Vince with Slap Chop
Youre gonna be in a great mood all day
Cuz youll be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop
Its like slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop (x2)

Its easy ya just got one hand and
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop

Watch this

*Note: I just copy-pasta'd the lyrics, and I am not about to go through and attempt to decide if some things are just spelling errors, or if that's how it really is.*

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Song: Vuvu Hero
Artist: Ken Ashcorp
Video:

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(Blow Vuvuzela)
(Play Vuvuzela)
(Blow Vuvuzela)
(I play Vuvuzela until I die)

(Blow Vuvuzela)
(Play Vuvuzela)
(Blow Vuvuzela)
(I play Vuvuzela until I die)

I’m about to blow my load on this one
You must play vuvuzela until you die
I’ll be blowing when you’re gone
I’ll fuck you up if you dare to ask why

Blow this into your children’s ears and
Put that app on your iphone please
Crank it up til the amp hits 11
Rejoice in the sound of a billion bees

I’m the original master of blowing that C Flat
And if you can’t see that then you can just tap that
And nothing will stop me I’ll blow til you feel me
And if you can feel me just blow it with me

Once we start we won’t stop for days
Get right in the the vuvuzela craze
Plastic in hand by public demand
I blow Vuvuzela across this land!

(Blow Vuvuzela)
Crank that up
(Play Vuvuzela)
Don't give a fuck
(Blow Vuvuzela)
I BLOW VUVUZELA UNTIL I DIE

Blowing your face off like a 10 tonne truck
You want me to stop, nigga I don’t give a fuck
I blow Vuvuzela during your funeral
I’ll bring all my friends and we’ll run amuck

Blowing this shit’s like an energy drink
The power rushes through your veins
The sound of the vuvuzela will entice you
I will imprint it in your brains

I think I’ve gone insane
I use vuvuzela as a pimpin cane
Bitches see my vuvuzela
Nothing can stop them, they’re in my lane

Your children will blow vuvuzela
Your Dog and your cat will blow vuvuzela
Your dead wife will blow vuvuzela
Everyone must blow vuvuzela

(Blow Vuvuzela)
Crank that up
(Play Vuvuzela)
Don't give a fuck
(Blow Vuvuzela)
I BLOW VUVUZELA UNTIL I DIE

(Blow Vuvuzela)
Crank that up
(Play Vuvuzela)
Don't give a fuck
(Blow Vuvuzela)
I BLOW VUVUZELA UNTIL I DIE

(Blow Vuvuzela)
(Play Vuvuzela)
(Blow Vuvuzela)
(I play Vuvuzela until I die)

(Blow Vuvuzela)
(Play Vuvuzela)
(Blow Vuvuzela)
(I play Vuvuzela until I die)

*Note: you can also download it for $0 here:

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[Master_Bei_Shun]

Re: Song Lyrics (now with videos!)

Song: Course of Fate
Artist: Amorphis
Video:

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Got a maid from the lands of north
A wife from lands of strange
The work of gods was at last replaced
By days and nights of men

She wakes beside me
She stands by me
She stares at our sky
She lives our lives

In the beginning of all time the sounds of war
I sanctified for work
Cries of terror harmonized to a song
Spirits of wrath restrained

But now dead is my wife
Ripped apart by iron teeth
Slashed by the claws of steel
The ancient venom surfaced again

She lies in the ground
She's gone from me
She stares without eyes
She stares at me

(Musical interluding and soloing)

Poisoned by the bane of riches
Betrayed by lies manifold
Slain by wretched avenger
The ancient venom turned the course of fate

She lies in the ground
She's gone from me
She stares without eyes
She stares at me

She woke beside me
She stood by me
She stared at our sky
And lived our life

 

[The Alpacalypse]

Re: Song Lyrics (now with videos!)

Woot! Necro-tizing the thread for fun and profit! Anyway, got a couple of songs (obviously; if they weren't songs, and were instead something else, like, say, bears, I wouldn't be posting them here. In fact, if the songs I had were instead bears, I probably wouldn't be posting anything at all.)

Song: Huntsville Rapist Bed Intruder Song
Artist: Apparently, a Youtube user named Schmoyoho
Video:

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Lyrics:

[Spoken]Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park

He's climbing in your windows
He's snatching your people up
He's trying to rape and so y'all need to

Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husband
because they're raping everybody out here

You don't have to come and confess
We're looking for you
We're gonna find you
We're gonna find you

So you can run and tell that
run and tell that
run and tell that homeboy
home-home-homeboy

We got your t-shirt
And you left fingerprints and all
You are so dumb
You are really dumb
For real

The man got away
Leaving behind evidence
I was attacked
By some idiot in the projects

So dumb
So dumb
So dumb
So

He's climbing in your windows
He's snatching your people up
He's trying to rape and so y'all need to

Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husband
because they're raping everybody out here

You don't have to come and confess
We're looking for you
We're gonna find you
We're gonna find you

So you can run and tell that
run and tell that
run and tell that homeboy
home-home-homeboy

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alrighty, hopefully this song will suffice as an apology to those now with that song in their heads.

Song: Lightswitch
Artist: Dredg (This is seriously an awesome group. You should check out their other songs.)
Video:

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Lyrics

I was put in a round room
And told to sit in the corner
While they wash my brain with a dirty rag

I was given a hammer
And told to build them a fortress
With walls impossible to penetrate

You're the only thing I need
And you've become the only thing
That keeps me breathing, without you I'd be

In a dark place with no light switch
An open wound without a stitch
Maybe now you will understand

No matter how stable
The foundation may seem
Everything is crashing down on me

With paper cuts on fingertips
Blackened eyes, and broken lips
Forever wounded, it's hard to tell

You're the only thing I need
Whether I fail or succeed
Within my blindness, you are all I see

The morning fog, the sun burns away
A predator's eye without its prey
Maybe now you will understand

I won't quit on you
No, I won't quit on you
Oh I won't run away,
Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever....

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

Re: Song Lyrics (now with videos!)

Song: Silent Waters
Artist: Amorphis
Video:

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The days light showed me
of my sons fate
the sun showed the way
grim and severe
pulled under the raging
waters my child
sank in the drowning
currents my son

my son

my son

My strength is not enough
my power's fading
I need the heavens help
I ask for thunders force
I pleade for you oh lightning
Forge an iron tool
A magic rake for dragging
a river for my son*


God of Fire bring your light
Forger of sun help me now
guardian of the shore will sleep
in your warmth
lull the folk of cold water
banish the serpents of the dark
to the river let me go
and fetch my son away

~Guitar!~

A rake made of iron
from the Gods of skies
the spirit of bright days
sent me the sun
cold troops of Tuoni
can not stand in my way
untouched I shall walk
by the river of the night

God of Fire bring your light
Forger of sun help me now
guardian of the shore will sleep
in your warmth
lull the folk of cold water
banish the serpents of the dark
to the river let me go
and fetch my son away

My child
My son

My child
My son

My child
My son

My child
My son


*Lyrics for some reason were not found in the AMV version Origianal song 4:51 Music Vid 4:13 Either way, still under the 5min youtube nazi time limit so why'd he cut it short?

 

[Master_Bei_Shun]

Re: Song Lyrics (now with videos!)

It's been two months... So you people had your chance...

Song: Gods of War Arise
Artist: Amon Amarth
Video:

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Darkness flees the rising sun
the village lies ahead
it will wake to a new day soon
soon they'll all be dead

we came in cover of moonless night
fifty men at arms
now at first morning light
the church bell sounds the alarm

Sacrifice to gods of old
bleed them of there lives
fresh blood on our swords
Gods of War Arise
(X2)

hear the torturd screams
shattering the air
they wake from soothing dreams
into here worst nightmare

fire sweeps there homes
they feel the dragons breath
consuming and destructine flames
agonizing death

some seek shelter in the curch
a refuge for those with faith
but we know how to smoke them out
a pyre will be raised

but those who chose to stand and fight
will die with dignity
for the unfortunate few who survived
waits a life in slavery

The day draws to an end
the night comes dark and cold
we return to our ships
with silver slaves and gold
we gave them agony
as they fell and died
the gods have granted victory
for our sacrifice
(X2)


Sure its a Goku vs Cell Amv but it's actually really well done... For once... And not as shit quality as most other DB vids...

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Song Lyrics (now with videos!)

I think I'm most likely the second part of the first verse, though a little bit of the first too. I wonder if anyone else heavily identifies themselves with this song.

Song: The Bidding
Artist: Tally Hall
Video:

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I've been sleeping in a cardboard box,
Spending every dollar at the liquor shop,
And even though I know I haven't got a lot
I try to give you love until the day you drop.

I've been training like a Pavlov dog,
Sent my independence out to take a hike.
All you got to do is activate my bell,
And I'll fetch you anything you like

Going once,
Going twice,
Every man here has a price.
Over where,
Over there,
Sold to not a single lady in here

I've been here like a thousand times,
Dated every woman in the atmosphere.
I've been to every continent,
Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere,
And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent,
Just remember not to love me when I disappear

I graduated at the top,
I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie,
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen,
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me.

Going once,
Going Twice,
Won't these gentlemen suffice?
Any here,
Any there,
Any motions any where.

Going twice,
Going thrice,
Guess this means we'll go four times a lady,

I promise I'll be all you'll need,
Ever need,
You'll never have to shop around.
- Don't shop around.
And I'll give you all you'll ever need,
Ever need.
Don't worry; I will never let you down,
Let you down,
Don't worry; I will never let you down.

So many ladies,
Are hunting for mates,
And the prospect are good,
But the date's never great.
Over here,
Over there,
Over where,
Anywhere.
They're too busy,
For winning,
The bidding,
To get any sold.

 

[Ranger Princess]

Re: Song Lyrics (now with videos!)

Words can't express how beautiful I find this song, so I thought maybe the lyrics would. Whenever I listen to it, my heart just opens up and sucks it in. I could cry out the chorus on top of a mountain or something.

Song: Lost
Artist: Within Temptation
Video:

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My hope is on fire
My dreams are for sale
I dance on a wire
But don't want to fail her

I walk against the stream,
Fight for what I believe in...
I run towards the end,
Trying not to give up...

She's lost in the darkness,
Fading away...
I'm still around here,
Screaming her name.

She's haunting my dreamworld,
Trying to survive
My heart is frozen
I'm losing my mind...

Help me, I'm buried alive!
Buried alive!

I'm burning the bridges,
And there's no return...
I'm trying to reach her
I feel that she yearns...

I walk against the stream,
Fight for what I believe in...
I run towards the end,
Trying not to give up...

She's lost in the darkness,
Fading away...
I'm still around here,
Screaming her name.

She's haunting my dreamworld,
Trying to survive
My heart is frozen
I'm losing my mind...

Help me, I'm buried alive!
Buried alive!

I tried to revive what's... already drowned.
They think I'm a fool who... can't realize.
Hope plays a wicked... game with the mind.
'Cause I thought that love would bind...
I cannot revive what's... already drowned.

....She won't come around....

(amazing guitar solo of woe)

She's lost in the darkness,
Fading away...
I'm still around here,
Screaming her name.

She's haunting my dreamworld,
Trying to survive
My heart is frozen
I'm losing my mind...

Help me, I'm buried alive!
Buried alive!

 

[Zelzar]

Re: Song Lyrics (now with videos!)

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I bought you, I love you, I want to subjugate you tonight
I claim you, I name you, can't wait, you need to do me for life
I think that you're great, you give me such a clean place
My japanese maid, you are my wife and my slave
You do everything right, how did my whites get so bright?
You are oh, so polite, and your vagina's so tight.

Harajuku, heaven sent, Pine-Sol, lemon scent
She's worth it, every cent, she's perfect in every sence
I need some cooking, cleaning, don't mean to be demeaning
But when you feather dust my nuts I turn into a demon
There was no other recourse, so many chores that you can do on all fours
So many windows and doors, so many rooms that you wanna explore
so much dirt in the kitchen, so many dirty positions
Guess who's cleaning dishes, guess who's penis gets kisses
Mine does. Word up.

I bought you, I love you, I want to subjugate you tonight
I claim you, I name you, can't wait, you need to do me for life
I think that you're great, you give me such a clean place
My japanese maid, you are my wife and my slave
You do everything right, how did my whites get so bright?
You are oh, so polite, and your vagina's so tight.

Scrub scrub, gloves are rubber, you're the quicker picker upper
Draw a bath and bring me supper, she's my servant and my lover
There is no need for garters, my dick is getting harder
Go grab a swiffer, make it stiffer, stir it up for starters
I like to whip you raw, work it nonstop
Makin' me wish I had nine tentacle cocks
Flirty little fox with animal ears on top
I'm about to J-Pop
Got her on lock, down in my dungeon devices
now that i know that she's priceless
She could be my bubblegum crisis.
I don't know what that means.

I bought you, I love you, I want to subjugate you tonight
I claim you, I name you, can't wait, you need to do me for life
I think that you're great, you give me such a clean place
My japanese maid, you are my wife and my slave
You do everything right, how did my whites get so bright?
You are oh, so polite, and your vagina's so tight.

I don't think you understand... bitches.