The "I wish" thread

[Zepheral]

Life is pretty much sucks sometimes, and sometimes we wish for things. So what would you wish for and why?


Example: I wish, I was rich so I don't have to struggle with life's shitty version of monopoly.

 

[Awkweird_Dude]

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I wish, I was an immortal God, and that I could play with peoples souls like a video game. If, and when the mortals revolt, I could wipe them out and restart with their souls again. Technological advancements, wars, life, romances, mutations, drama, economy, chaos, a bit of world peace, then chaos again!!! AhahahaHAHahahaHAA!!

 

[Zepheral]

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I wish, I was an immortal God, and that I could play with peoples souls like a video game. If, and when the mortals revolt, I could wipe them out and restart with their souls again. Technological advancements, wars, life, romances, mutations, drama, economy, chaos, a bit of world peace, then chaos again!!! AhahahaHAHahahaHAA!!

Damn, now I wish I was immortal so I don't have to worry about not having enough time to do crap.

 

[The Fuck Boy]

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I wish people could learn to fuck off.

 

[Byzantine2014]

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^wish well wished

Ah, guess wish that all humans were a lot more intelligent, and annoying manger-type psychopaths would F off -_-. Get tired of dealing with things that should be common sense...

 

[super_slicer]

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Wish my dick was bigger.

Wish hot women just had to have my dick in them.

Wish we could simply crush the insurrection against patriarchal civilization.

Wish my dick was bigger.

 

[Zepheral]

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I wish that there's more Asian women in my area, Latina women are loud.

Also wish that we men don't have to make the first move when approaching women. It's annoying and stupid, there are more women than men, why do we have to take them out?

 

[ToxicShock]

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I know I'm a fairly big guy and I'm pretty athletic, but I always just felt I could do more. I always thought there was just more that could come from me. This divide from who I am and who I know I could be ends up making me feel worse about myself in the long run. And then that utter lack of self confidence ends up not helping my relationship status, and now I'm just lonely. So I mean, yeah, I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

 

[dudes_tractor_yeah]

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I wish for my H-game to be successful just to show all those popular patreon hacks how it´s done.

 

[Zepheral]

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I wish for my H-game to be successful just to show all those popular patreon hacks how it´s done.

Lol this guys get's a like. :3


I wish there was a device that gives you all the knowledge in the world within 1 min. >.>

@ slicer, dude the average penis length is like 5 inches in america so I doubt your shit is less than that.

 

[super_slicer]

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I didn't say I had a small dick, just that I wish it was bigger.

I mean, honestly I'm pretty ok with how life's going right now. I don't need to be rich or famous and I spend most of my time doing what I WANT to do. So what's left to wish for? Bigger dick, hot women, and something to help the world.

 

[XSI]

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the average penis length is like 5 inches in america

The global average (Self-reported) penis length is 8.5 inch. Of course this result could not be verified by any experiments that had independent and non-biased measuring

 

[kiko]

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I wish that Bethesda does a morrowind remaster.

*sigh*

 

[Zepheral]

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The global average (Self-reported) penis length is 8.5 inch. Of course this result could not be verified by any experiments that had independent and non-biased measuring

I'm 10 inches and I kinda regret it, woman call me whale dick and won't let me do anal.

I wish some girl can deep throat my shit without complaining.

 

[super_slicer]

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Well, you could have penile reduction surgery. It's oddly easy to make a dick smaller, making it bigger though? Fucking impossible.

I can't believe that average of 8 is even close. Chinese population should easily counteract african.

Since we're on the topic, I've long held the belief that alot of the racial tension between Blacks and Whites would go away (may not have existed) if black guys had smaller dicks.

 

[Zepheral]

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Well, you could have penile reduction surgery. It's oddly easy to make a dick smaller, making it bigger though? Fucking impossible.

I can't believe that average of 8 is even close. Chinese population should easily counteract african.

Since we're on the topic, I've long held the belief that alot of the racial tension between Blacks and Whites would go away (may not have existed) if black guys had smaller dicks.

Can't blame them, if their woman wants to go black and never come back. Some people tend to forget that just because your the same race as her doesn't mean she's gonna stay with you.

Also some women are hoes who wan't to say to their gossipy friends that they did it with another race. >.>

I really wish women can stop being like this.

Also wish some guys take a clue and realize that women aren't trophies and some girls should know we aren't trophies either.

 

[XSI]

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Since we're on the topic, I've long held the belief that alot of the racial tension between Blacks and Whites would go away (may not have existed) if black guys had smaller dicks.

According to the numbers I could find, Africans actually have roughly the same dick size as Europeans. The records for the world's biggest dick have been held mostly by European men(Eastern European last I heard of it)
So that's a myth.

Asians having smaller dicks is not a myth however, but it is one that is quickly becoming one just like "Asian women have small breasts", seeing as both are caused by the nutrition and food(Or lack of food).
It will probably take a few generations more and some more genetic modification of food crops to produce more vitamins and such to get that wiped out though

And I know this one

if their woman wants to go black and never come back.

From a documentary I saw a few years ago
"once you go black you'll never go back" is a thing from the porn industry. Once a woman does porn with a black actor, she loses value in the eyes of directors and can't go back to them on the same terms. This is because porn actresses doing porn with black actors will tank their potential career value.(Other things that reduce career value include but are not limited to abuse porn, rape porn, pregnancy and bestiality, though all of them do open potential niche markets.) The effect is less now than it was in the early times of the porn industry when everyone was still uptight about sex in general, but it still exists.
Curiously, the same does not apply to lesbian porn with a white woman and a black woman.

Of course, the "I wish" thread becomes a thread talking about dick sizes. Typical, but it's not like I didn't help it. I don't really have anything I can really wish for at the moment. Nothing seems like it would be good enough to wish for.

 

[Zepheral]

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Of course, the "I wish" thread becomes a thread talking about dick sizes.

This is ulmf, evrey conversation we have leads to porn, I wish it wasn't sometimes,

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[Crawdaddy]

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Also some women are hoes who wan't to say to their gossipy friends that they did it with another race. >.>

I really wish women can stop being like this.

Also wish some guys take a clue and realize that women aren't trophies and some girls should know we aren't trophies either.

You just posted about how you wanted more Asian chicks in your neighborhood. For fuck's sake, Zeph.

I'm 10 inches and I kinda regret it, woman call me whale dick and won't let me do anal.

Sure, buddy.

 

[Zepheral]

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You just posted about how you wanted more Asian chicks in your neighborhood. For fuck's sake, Zeph.

I'm in a Hispanic neighborhood so there's no diversity, and also there is nothing wrong in having a

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