The "I wish" thread

[Pervy]

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Shut your whore mouth, I bet you can't last a week without writing pron or thinking about it.

considering I googled 'whats the ultimate dildo' like 20 min ago, thats a fair assumption. If curious, google image 'the Annihilator'

 

[breckcole]

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considering I googled 'whats the ultimate dildo' like 20 min ago, thats a fair assumption. If curious, google image 'the Annihilator'

Holy crapbasket.. That thing should be considered a weapon!

 

[Pervy]

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Holy crapbasket.. That thing should be considered a weapon!

I'll use that one as a wedding tester. That ones going into a present bag, and if theres laughter and someone attempts to slap me with it soon after, thats the one.

I just like things that don't bullshit you around, like my favourite drink:

No nonsense, no bullshit, just fucking you up.

Coincidentially, I wish for some moar good absinth to get back on track.

 

[Byzantine2014]

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I'll use that one as a wedding tester. That ones going into a present bag, and if theres laughter and someone attempts to slap me with it soon after, thats the one.

I just like things that don't bullshit you around, like my favourite drink:

No nonsense, no bullshit, just fucking you up.

Coincidentially, I wish for some moar good absinth to get back on track.

o_o that's almost moonshine right there --- I'd like to try that drink

 

[Nightverge]

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Had to check the

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out of curiosity. Did... did pervy just cause a spike in interest?

Anyway, I wish for immortality. Also that humanity survives past the Earth, because being immortal and floating through space forever would probably suck. Or being sucked into the middle of a sun, or gas giant, or black hole, or Rick and Morty-style space butthole, whatever's out there.

 

[Pervy]

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Had to check the

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out of curiosity. Did... did pervy just cause a spike in interest?

I wish I could do that so willy nilly, my psionic powers aren't that long ranged. I guess you could get a second data point by looking at people checking out Green Exitus Absinth.

Incidentially, check out:

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and if you always wanted to give money to a good cause, well, thats just an effigy to your evolutionary drive forcing you to act to increase the fitness of the tribe at little cost to your personal fitness so why not focus on an effigy of your own personal fitness and the much deeper reproductory drive of lust and arousal and donate that little to my patreon?

 

[Soupy]

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Til now I had it in the back of my head that the "Great American Challenge" was number one. I feel pretty naive right now.

 

[Zepheral]

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I wish virtual porn would exist or a better mass effect.

 

[Byzantine2014]

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I wish virtual porn would exist or a better mass effect.

Why not both :3, "Mass Boner Effect"!

 

[Termite]

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Why not both :3, "Mass Boner Effect"!

I'm disappointed. The obvious title is "Mass Erect".

 

[XSI]

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Clearly it should be "Ass Effect"

 

[super_slicer]

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Clearly it should be "Ass Effect"

Already taken... terrible futa growth 3d pron I believe.

 

[Byzantine2014]

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I'm disappointed. The obvious title is "Mass Erect".

Lmao yes, should've been. I shall now commit seppuku for this lack of foresight

 

[Zepheral]

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I wish the world can stop sucking.

 

[Byzantine2014]

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I wish the world can stop sucking.

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[Soupy]

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You mean like this...?

I wish I had enough posts to properly quote you for the joke I was going to make.

 

[Crawdaddy]

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You accurately observed that "sucking" can be interepreted as a colloquialism for something being depressing, or a slang for oral sex on a male. Bravo. What wit.

 

[Byzantine2014]

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Afraid wit wasn't what I was going for, rather something I hope would cheer him up, possibly show a better part of life...

 

[Soupy]

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Afraid wit wasn't what I was going for, rather something I hope would cheer him up, possibly show a better part of life...

Set him back on an oral and righteous path?

 

[Cappy]

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I once made a wish and it came

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