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THE NEW ULMF SHITPOSTING THREAD! SHITPOST TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT.


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We can always aim for higher quality...
 
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Alright, let me try with some true high quality (shitposting).



One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
 
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That was... quite some imagery... Think you win shitposting award of the month o_O
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There is something wrong with me guys...I noticed that the grand price is not facing north in straight manner :D
 
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Nothing wrong with you, something seemed off about the image to me as well.

I think it's been shooped in addition to the trophy being crooked.
 
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What the fuck does davai mean anyway? Contextually I assume it's something akin to 'get the fuck out of there/here' as when shit hits the fan is usually when I hear it being said.
 
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I dont know, but that and cyka blyat are the two russian lines I hear all the time when I play Friday 13th
Fuck there´s a lot of russians in that, sometimes the entire group is russians and there is no way they'll even consider teamwork so everyone gets picked off one at a time
 
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XSI said:
I dont know, but that and cyka blyat are the two russian lines I hear all the time when I play Friday 13th
Fuck there´s a lot of russians in that, sometimes the entire group is russians and there is no way they'll even consider teamwork so everyone gets picked off one at a time
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So you are either playing with idiots or if they can't english - 95% kids.
Both options suck :D

All according to google translate:
cyka blyat - Bitch (russian)
davai - Go ahead [like, rush it, move it, go!] (bulgarian), but if I were to take a wild guess, it could mean something very similar in russian.

This useless info was sponsored by "Attention Whores Co".
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They also say blyat a lot without the cyka
 
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Im sure thy use a lot of:

еб твое мать

after being pwned
 
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Random +rep said:
You're the whore.
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Ok, I don't know who spilled the beans...
But, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will tickle you.

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Mr NunSense said:
Im sure thy use a lot of:

еб твое мать

after being pwned
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No text chat, and I have no idea how that sounds in voice. Half the time their mic is terrible quality too so it takes effort to recognize anything other than cyka
 
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