Cappy
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The alleged "Non-Fapper" has been called to court for, *Picks up official looking papers*, "Not masturbating, at a hentai site, on three charges." *Puts the papers down with both hands, looking to the jury all serious looking*, This, gentlemen, and ladies, of the Jury, is a heinous crime, a heinous heinous crime.
Now, Chibi might get away with it, but she's female, and scares the Fla-beezus out of me, Toxicshock, does not.
I call him out to court on this fine day, as I had warned yesterday, he had the right to an attorney, he has the right to defend himself, but he must show.
I issue a summons. Also, if somebody would be kind enough to judge over the session, preferably a neutrally aligned one, we don't want any chaotic evils siding with me, or any neutral goods to be siding with Toxic, we want pure neutral. Well, I do, dunno why I said we.
Now, Chibi might get away with it, but she's female, and scares the Fla-beezus out of me, Toxicshock, does not.
I call him out to court on this fine day, as I had warned yesterday, he had the right to an attorney, he has the right to defend himself, but he must show.
I issue a summons. Also, if somebody would be kind enough to judge over the session, preferably a neutrally aligned one, we don't want any chaotic evils siding with me, or any neutral goods to be siding with Toxic, we want pure neutral. Well, I do, dunno why I said we.