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Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock


Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Objection overruled Raptor. Get into your seat and start massaging the inner's of your thighs. There are people awaiting you in your perverted city which you mayor and call the "All Women Must Be Impregnated" city. Such an odd name.

@Toxic - Get to the space ranch now.
 
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Diagasvesle said:
Objection overruled Raptor. Get into your seat and start massaging the inner's of your thighs. There are people awaiting you in your perverted city which you mayor and call the "All women must be impregnated" city. Such an odd name.

@Toxic - Get to the space ranch now.
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The judge did not capitalize the name of my city properly, I call a mistrial!

@Toxic ~ Hi. :D
 
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Diagasvesle said:
Objection overruled Raptor. Get into your seat and start massaging the inner's of your thighs. There are people awaiting you in your perverted city which you mayor and call the "All women must be impregnated" city. Such an odd name.

@Toxic - Get to the space ranch now.
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*Stands up from the audience*

I think it's a pretty awesome name! SCREW YOU!
 
Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Overruled.

The mistake's have been corrected. Toxic, present your case to the court with or without Darkfire. I also expect double penetration as you do so and some hot yaoiness.
 
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Once again, I disregard your authority, but I will proceed anyway only because you asked nicely (flattery will get you everywhere) ;)

*Opens briefcase*
*Removes and shuffles papers*
*ahem*
.. What's this case about again?

@ RJ - 'sup!
 
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*Blinks and looks at blank pad.*

I have no idea. Even through I am pretty sure it's been stated somewhere.... Raptor, make your accusation again if you will.
 
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ToxicShock said:
Once again, I disregard your authority, but I will proceed anyway only because you asked nicely (flattery will get you everywhere) ;)

*Opens briefcase*
*Removes and shuffles papers*
*ahem*
.. What's this case about again?

@ RJ - 'sup!
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I completely forgot.

Hug?

*Opens arms to Toxic*
 
Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Sure why not, I'm over my fear of dinosaurs. I mean, hugging a raptor could only end in love. To quote Doomsday Arcade "I see no other possible outcome"
 
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*Hugs Toxic*

*Cops a feel on her ass*

>.>

<.<

^_^
 
Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Can we settle all charges?

Remember, the "x" in extortion makes it sound cool
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Thanks Bender
 
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ToxicShock said:
Can we settle all charges?

Remember, the "x" in extortion makes it sound cool
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Thanks Bender
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Yes yes we can.

Raptor, would you like to press charges against Toxic for threatening with blackmail :D?
 
Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Okay then. Court Adjourned. Case Closed. May all those who wish to object to Toxic's and Raptor's marriage, speak now or forever hold ye silence.
 
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*Comes back, sweating*

Jeez, it's like that kid never heard of "King of the Hill"...

Wait. What's everyone doing? I thought we took a recess.
 
Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Darkfire, as Toxic's best bridesmaid and Weirdone's Raptor's best man, or women. You two can't object -.-
 
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