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Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock
*Raptor dresses up in his pretty little suit for the big day*
*Raptor dresses up in his pretty little suit for the big day*
Wait... Aren't you raptor's master and your using this marriage to also gain toxic as a pet but in a legal way?I object! RaptorJesus is cheating on me for this hussie?! After all the love-juice you gave me, baby, how can you do this? *sobbing pile*
I don't know. Your monologue directly inside the courtroom detailing your plan for everyone to hear. It seems everyone but me, ignored you.*hides a green and black collar with poison-tipped studs that she's been trying to measure to match Toxic's neck* @_@ Whatever gave you that idea?
Damnit! I may become a pet, but let's not rush these things!Damnit, I have to pee
No prenuptial agreement, I just wanna tap dat ass.why am I a hussie?
Damnit! I may become a pet, but let's not rush these things!
As for my marriage with raptor, it will only go through if there is no prenup and I'm entitled to his religion should he die or something
*Covers wallpaper's mouth with long phallus*It's a trap! A resurrection trap! D:
I.. *cough* .. I do[color][size]
I guess under certain stipulations that will be gone over later.
WHOOOO! ITS OFFICIAL AND LEGALToxic: Man, RJ: Wife!