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Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock


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*Raptor dresses up in his pretty little suit for the big day*
 
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I object! RaptorJesus is cheating on me for this hussie?! After all the love-juice you gave me, baby, how can you do this? *sobbing pile*
 
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It's my way of saying, "I'm going to rape you," which is another way I say hello.

Nothin' personal, babe! :p
 
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wallpaper said:
I object! RaptorJesus is cheating on me for this hussie?! After all the love-juice you gave me, baby, how can you do this? *sobbing pile*
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Wait... Aren't you raptor's master and your using this marriage to also gain toxic as a pet but in a legal way?
 
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*hides a green and black collar with poison-tipped studs that she's been trying to measure to match Toxic's neck* @_@ Whatever gave you that idea?
 
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wallpaper said:
*hides a green and black collar with poison-tipped studs that she's been trying to measure to match Toxic's neck* @_@ Whatever gave you that idea?
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I don't know. Your monologue directly inside the courtroom detailing your plan for everyone to hear. It seems everyone but me, ignored you.
 
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:( Hey now, don't bring up my disabilities -- I can't help that I type everything that I'm thinking.

Damnit, I have to pee, stupid being trapped at work. Oh, I need to remember to pick up dishwasher detergent at the store on the way home. Man, my boss is such a dinkleburg...

Oh, woops, there I go again! D:
 
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:( why am I a hussie?


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Damnit, I have to pee
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Damnit! I may become a pet, but let's not rush these things!



As for my marriage with raptor, it will only go through if there is no prenup and I'm entitled to his religion should he die or something :cool:
 
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It's only due to the willingness to be bent over the knee and given what-for, is all! Nothing personal! :D
 
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ToxicShock said:
:( why am I a hussie?



Damnit! I may become a pet, but let's not rush these things!



As for my marriage with raptor, it will only go through if there is no prenup and I'm entitled to his religion should he die or something :cool:
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No prenuptial agreement, I just wanna tap dat ass.

Also, sure, you can have my religion when I die. :p

*Snickers-schemes*
 
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:eek: It's a trap! A resurrection trap! D:
 
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wallpaper said:
:eek: It's a trap! A resurrection trap! D:
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*Covers wallpaper's mouth with long phallus*

Heh, obviously she's seeing delusions after taking in too much of my aphrodisiac, let me relieve her...

*Does the hibbity dibbity with wallpaper, squishing some eggs inside when he's done.*
 
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*fires up the infernal internals to make raptor-omelettes* XD Good times, RJ. Good times.
 
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:eek::eek::eek:
 
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Sorry, I'm already on a baby-making contract. :eek::rolleyes: You know how those go, with the owning of souls and the eternal damnation...
 
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I.. *cough* .. I do

I guess under certain stipulations that will be gone over later.
 
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