At Science Fiction conventions, it's considered a challenge to read The Eye of Argon straight faced for as long as possible.
A small excerpt:
Eyeing a slender female crouched alone at a nearby bench, Grignr advanced wishing to wholesomely occupy his time. The flickering torches cast weird shafts of luminescence dancing over the half naked harlot of his choice, her stringy orchid twines of hair swaying gracefully over the lithe opaque nose, as she raised a half drained mug to her pale red lips.
And if you're just looking for a laugh, someone did a MST3K version of it:
I know I put this up somewhere on the forum but checking out Maiko's entry made me think of this:
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Also, I really wish I had a copy of the screenplay someone sent my one boss' brother to read. I remember it being GODAWFUL and had something like Mulder and Scully interacting with one of the Star Trek plots (I think it was Next Gen, but I don't remember.)