Re: Introduce yourself
The Basics
Name: Pinata, or Candybag for short. Hell, Nunu could change my title to "Official Candy Container"... it wouldn't be the first time that's happened to me.
Age: 29
Gender: Male, though it'd be awesome to say futanari here.
Birth Place: Virginia
Current Country of Residence: United States
Occupation: Writer (currently unpublished, though I'm hoping that might change soon. And yes, I do use hentai influences in my work from time to time.)
Appearance
Hair Color: Black, though I've always wanted it purple.
Eye Color: Brown
Personality
Zodiac: Taurus. Yes, I'm an Irish Taurus. So don't piss me off.
My Fears: commitment, children, germs, gainful employment
Common Utterances: "Mafoogle!"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It's three-quarters full, and it's definitely a glass of cum.
Bad Habits: Talking in other people's made-up languages (Tolkien's Elvish, High D'Haran, The High Speech from
The Dark Tower, etc.), saying inappropriately sexual things, especially to attractive women, making weird movements/noises (I may have mild Tourette's, though if I do it's not been officially diagnosed).
3 Things You Dislike:
1) Men in porn (every time a guy appears, at least when his face or ass are shown, it's a total boner-killer).
2) Judgmental Christians/pretty much any social conservative
3) Censorship
Favorites
TV Show: True Blood, with Heroes a close second and only trumped by True Blood because that one has nudity.
Drink: Sunset Passion Colada at Red Lobster.
Shoe: Though I don't wear them, spiked heels are useful for removing people's eyes so I always keep one around just in case.
Hat: Don't wear them... partly because I find them uncomfortable, and partly because unless I've just recently washed said hat it would gross me out to put it on my head.
Color: Purple
Music Genre: There's a subgenre of techno that groups like Balligomingo and Enigma belong to... unlike other, crappier techno it's hip-hop free, but I'm not sure what it's called.
Internet Meme:
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Do I...
Smoke: No, I'm allergic to it. Ditto for weed. Also, people say smoking outdoors is more considerate, but consider what all that pollution rising into the air does to our environment.
Swear: Fuckin' A.
Flip out and kill people: No, though I've come close to killing people a couple of times (in terms of actual amount of damage done).
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope. I sing, though.
Knit scarves for orphans: Orphans can blow me. Where's the charity for sexually frustrated fantasy geeks?
Future
Can you see into it? Sometimes when the phone rings, I know who's calling. Other than that, not really.
Should Marty have gone back to it? Probably not. Hiro probably shouldn't have either.
Where you'll be in 5 years? Location-wise, hopefully San Diego. Career-wise, at least halfway through the fantasy series I'm writing. Relationship-wise, trying to keep up with about a half-dozen girlfriends (I don't believe in monogamy).
Other Stuff
Reason for joining: I'm an admirer of Linemarvel's work, and want to keep up with what's going on in his world. That, and I was on the last two forums and they pretty much kicked ass so I was stoked when I heard about this one.
Other random trivia: I can spit a watermelon seed three feet.
