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Re: You laugh, you lose.

So, back on topic:

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Escuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon hovering thirty feet above this field."
"You must work in Technical Support," says the balloonist.
"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but completely useless."
The man below says: "You must be in management."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're still in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
I like this joke because it is pretty accurate.

So ...

"An Irish man walks out of a bar"
 

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Your point? Everyone knows that you can make explosions from nothing. It says so it the Holy Book of Pyrotechnics.
 

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I have to share the Christianity one with my friend. He's the one that sent me this one...



And the /r/ Rock picture is hilarious, too.
 

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Meh. Won on that one. Having to read something twice takes away the funny.
 
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