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Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?


Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

For me I would say 'awww' it's so cute and then kill it. I'd take it to one of those museums that stuff dead animals and put it in my house so I could say 'awww' every day when I'm leaving my mansion.
 
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You'll be hard pressed to find a mansion for million dollars.

Oh, and don't revive threads.
 
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its not to hard in australia. depending on your definition of the word mansion.
 
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A million in a large north American city will get you a decent sized house, but no mansion.

Finally an excuse to use this
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Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

he who smelt it dealt it.

in other words stop declaring necro bump every god damn time you see one after four other people have posted. we know its a necropost, i gave her a title, everyone else has declared its a necro post. just let it die again if you dont have anything to say.

this is starting to piss me off.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

he who smelt it dealt it.

in other words stop declaring necro bump every god damn time you see one after four other people have posted. we know its a necropost, i gave her a title, everyone else has declared its a necro post. just let it die again if you dont have anything to say.

this is starting to piss me off.

Fucking THIS.
 
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I missed this topic...

Honestly, though... The money wouldn't matter...

You leave me in a room, hungry, with a yapping pup or dog for that matter, and you'll come back to find something grisly...

And me burping...

Dog = Survival Rations
 
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*Growls angrily at MBS*
 
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WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING DOG

I like this thread
 
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Hey, I growl at people
 
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Yea?

And I say both Toxic and Pheonix sound like they taste good with a bit of BBQ sause roasted over a spit...
 
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Chopper! Sick balls!
 
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Those of you who would kill the puppy: would it change your actions if the deal required you to torture the dog for a few days first?

Revised deal: Torture the puppy with extreme malice for a few days, killing it at the end, and you receive $1,000,000 free of consequence and completely anonymous.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Easy, if it vibrates when it barks.

Its a RAT, kill it!

If its big enough to draw blood when it bites.

Its a threat, KILL it!

The extra torment time is just practice for what I'd do to extort MOAR CASH out of the demented sick fuck whos paying me, see how long his family, friends, or even himself lasts when I get ahold of em...
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Those of you who would kill the puppy: would it change your actions if the deal required you to torture the dog for a few days first?

Revised deal: Torture the puppy with extreme malice for a few days, killing it at the end, and you receive $1,000,000 free of consequence and completely anonymous.

Yes. FOR SCIENCE!
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

well, seeing as i have a violent bestiality/necro fetish, i would probably kill it. but after that oooh and after some oooh i would give the remains to the 10 year old hobo down the street and told him the white stuff was liquid heroin. then i would charge him for it after he ate it, im not for free after all.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

In response to the original question..? I'm not sure I'd pay that much for the privilege.

For the second, well, fuck. I wish you'd told me about this deal -last- week....

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Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Those of you who would kill the puppy: would it change your actions if the deal required you to torture the dog for a few days first?

Revised deal: Torture the puppy with extreme malice for a few days, killing it at the end, and you receive $1,000,000 free of consequence and completely anonymous.

I'd have to say no. I'm not a believer in torturing at all, so to do it needlessly just seems wrong to me on so many levels.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Revised deal: Torture the puppy with extreme malice for a few days, killing it at the end, and you receive $1,000,000 free of consequence and completely anonymous.

I proposed this deal when my mind took a morbid twist, but I have to say that, in my own self-interest, I would neither kill nor torture the puppy for the money.

There is a difference between killing in support of one's country (and, in doing so, indirectly defending one's friends and family) and destroying what one must assume to be an innocent life, while not under lawful orders to do so.

One cannot overestimate the importance of receiving lawful orders to kill. It allows the killer to spread the responsibility for the death to a proper authority, instead of having the blame focused entirely inward. The same can be said for physical distance (firing missiles is easier than sniping, which is easier than close-distance shooting, which is easier than hand-to-hand killing) and mechanical distance (computer-directed weapon easier than rifle, rifle easier than throwing knife, and so on). It also helps to have colleagues doing the same work as you (spreading responsibility for the killing among members of your unit).

In addition, military members generally then return home to a (hopefully) grateful country, and to friends and family who applaud the sacrifices made by the service member. The better military organizations help their veterans integrate themselves back into society with veteran's groups, counseling, education, scholarships and job placement programs.

If someone independently kills this puppy at point-blank range with a gun, they will have the money, but I cannot believe that most could do so without also having nightmares and even guilty daydreams. It would tear at a normal person's psyche. To go further and torture the animal would inflict more self-destruction than most humans could bear, let along shrug off.

I could allow the puppy to die, if I didn't have to participate or witness its demise. Cuter animals have died to provide me with breakfast. I cannot say that it is a moral or ethical consideration that would stay my hand.

Rather it is a selfish motivation, a need to be able to sleep at night with a relatively unscathed emotional well-being.
 
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