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I'm just having trouble finding a girl that isn't bat shit crazy at the moment.
 

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Well, I did kind of peg Ashley as a slut. Oh you bastard RJ...... well, I wonder which one of 'em won the lottery. Probably shouldn't tell any of them, especially Daisy. Even Regina might get a little weird about it. Maybe she can get an abortion at the Inn.
Wait, does this mean that monsters can't impregnate her?

And girl-juice works effectively as lubricant for anal, but being in the shower kind of negates that since it tends to wash off rather easily unless it gets on a fabric. If Melissa had her condoms, I'd recommend using one of those, since the lube on those is waterproof and by the time Mina rips it Melissa should be used to the feeling enough to enjoy it.

I'm just having trouble finding a girl that isn't bat shit crazy at the moment.
They're all crazy. Every last one of 'em. You just have to be lucky enough to find one that's just the right crazy to be interested in you AND for you to be able to work around her natural insanity.
 

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Well in all fairness, we're crazy too. Everyone's a little bit crazy.

AS for finding the "right" crazy? Ehh, Idk, it's never happened to me. Most girls don't like my funny quirks; my reference humor, the way I click my teeth, my tendency to cut up my first date and leave her in bits and pieces in a barrel in my basement, losing the twist ties to the bread.
 

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Does anyone have any idea what the hell Aya even is anymore? Is she human or a demon? The race of a demon would suit her red eyes and white skin pretty well...
 

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...ASHLEY is pregnant. And since she's only been with a few futas, we now know that yes, futa human semen is roughly as potent as male human semen.
So how long until Melissa joins her? :p

I mean, I notice the evil futas specifically only got her in the ass. And that Jenn didn't get the same luxury.

Now, to try to figure out exactly what questions I meant to ask...
 

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Does anyone have any idea what the hell Aya even is anymore? Is she human or a demon? The race of a demon would suit her red eyes and white skin pretty well...
I'd guess she's still human. If you sequenced her genome, I bet it'd match "human" to many decimal places. She can't impregnate anybody, but if some guy were to come up and have sex with her, I think she'd bear a human child.

Mind you, species definitions go out the window when you're talking about supernatural reproduction.
Well, I did kind of peg Ashley as a slut. Oh you bastard RJ...... well, I wonder which one of 'em won the lottery. Probably shouldn't tell any of them, especially Daisy. Even Regina might get a little weird about it. Maybe she can get an abortion at the Inn.
Wait, does this mean that monsters can't impregnate her?
At this stage, I believe Ashley could get away with a chemically-induced abortion, so she wouldn't even have to have tools stuck into her uterus. It depends on whether Doctor Violet would be willing to perform it - and on a group being able to track down the medications.

I'd have to guess that monsters, e.g. the slimes, could and would impregnate Ashley. They don't use the normal means of impregnation, but rather implant eggs or fetuses, yes? Which would probably do Bad Things to little unborn Ashley Junior.

And girl-juice works effectively as lubricant for anal, but being in the shower kind of negates that since it tends to wash off rather easily unless it gets on a fabric. If Melissa had her condoms, I'd recommend using one of those, since the lube on those is waterproof and by the time Mina rips it Melissa should be used to the feeling enough to enjoy it.
Good to know. Too bad those condoms are mouldering in a box at the Inn...

So how long until Melissa joins her? :p

I mean, I notice the evil futas specifically only got her in the ass. And that Jenn didn't get the same luxury.
For all I know, Melissa's already carrying. ;) She hasn't tried the condom bit since Mina burst the first one, and I never determined what her cycle was, so she could've hit her fertile period already. And the one futa didn't get to cum in her because Mina knocked her off... if Melissa had been face-down instead of face-up, I think Mina would've knocked the one raping her ass off instead.
 
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They're all crazy. Every last one of 'em. You just have to be lucky enough to find one that's just the right crazy to be interested in you AND for you to be able to work around her natural insanity.
That's what I've been told, but so far, the crazy has been in a way that just either works to my disadvantage, a chick that stole all of a friend of mine's gold, and silver he had in his safe, and then threatened him with his own 9mm handgun, or is just purely fucking insane, accusing me of fucking other people, even when I leave the room just for a few minutes at night to get a drink.

It's usually those women, that make me glad I'm single right now, even though not having someone to cuddle up with sucks. :(
 

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A spy? Really? What was it that made her think that? The part where I said "I'm from the apple inn and I was sent out to check out the zoo"?
 
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It was just the very strange way she decided to introduce herself...
 

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That's what I've been told, but so far, the crazy has been in a way that just either works to my disadvantage, a chick that stole all of a friend of mine's gold, and silver he had in his safe, and then threatened him with his own 9mm handgun, or is just purely fucking insane, accusing me of fucking other people, even when I leave the room just for a few minutes at night to get a drink.

It's usually those women, that make me glad I'm single right now, even though not having someone to cuddle up with sucks. :(
That story's almost funny, just because it sounds so absurd.

And Jenn should go bother Ashley, so Ashley can find out about the Inn.
 

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It was just the very strange way she decided to introduce herself...
A little strange sure, but... her first complaint after I try to tell her where I'm coming from is that she doesn't know who I am besides my name. I have absolutely no idea how anyone could say more relevant information in a sentence or two about who she was then with what Jenn just said. And then she concludes Jenn is probably a spy for the Inn, after Jenn specifically tells her she's from the inn? I mean, the whole point of being a spy is that you pretend you're *not* from where you're really from.

Anyway, I guess Jenn will try to get information out of people who don't have the authority of to give it and generally reconnoiter, now that talking to the people in charge and being honest has failed.

Ah well, at least she has the answer to her second most important question - can futas ever get around their need for sex. Most important question: so what do you do with women who can't deal with that situation? (since we haven't to the best of my knowledge had anyone move from the prison to the inn, otherwise there wouldn't have been a mission to find out about the prison people.)

How to get them out might be a problem, as Emilia is unwilling to talk to anyone from the inn, since they might be spies from the inn. Apparently.
 
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Thetwo... You're missing the reason why she thinks Jenn is up to no good.

She walked up, as a stranger to Emilia, and simply said, after getting in front of her, "I just got here last night, and I had some questions." That's enough to make anyone blink in confusion, and think, "... Do I know this person?"

Next, she started talking about very strange things, once again, as a stranger, not someone Emilia knows, and talks about how they recently checked out what was happening at the zoo.

In Emilia's mind she thought, "What is she talking about? The zoo? And a woman attached to a bunch of plants? Why is she just walking up to me, and telling me this? Telling me about women with penises, clones, and plants? What's wrong with this girl?"

If you still can't understand, just imagine yourself in this situation; You're at a party that you arranged, and there's lots of people around, having fun, some of them you know, some, you don't. When suddenly, some guy just gets in front of you, and says, "Hey, I just got here an hour ago, could you tell me something? But first, let me tell you where I'm coming from. I was recently at my mom's house, and my sister stole all the money I had in my wallet, that's when I went to her room, and found that she wasn't there---" and continues to rant about some story that you have no point in hearing just from this guy, that you don't even know.

Now, I don't know about you, but the first thing on my mind if a person approached me like that is, "... Who are you, and what the hell are you talking about?" Quite similar to what Emilia thought of the way Jenn made her first impression.
 

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If you still can't understand, just imagine yourself in this situation; You're at a party that you arranged, and there's lots of people around, having fun, some of them you know, some, you don't. When suddenly, some guy just gets in front of you, and says, "Hey, I just got here an hour ago, could you tell me something? But first, let me tell you where I'm coming from. I was recently at my mom's house, and my sister stole all the money I had in my wallet, that's when I went to her room, and found that she wasn't there---" and continues to rant about some story that you have no point in hearing just from this guy, that you don't even know.
Okay... but you'd think Emelia might be a little interested in the fact that there are evil clones of some of the people at her party running around trying to rape people. In fact she *was* interested in that. And wasn't she interested in some kind of dialog with the inn?

The only thing I can really think of is that there was only one clone of any given futa in existence at a time, in which case this isn't really that important - only the Mina clone is still around.

But if, say, I don't know that and she doesn't either, and there are other plants like this elsewhere in the city... well then there could still be a hundred white-haired replicas of futas somewhere in the city, and some might think to seek refuge in the prison in order to help plan an assault on it. Some might be clones of people in the prison she knows, and who have a habit of wearing hats! If she's worried about spies, it isn't the inn that should concern her.
 

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Selena swatted at the flies circling her sister.

"Leave her alone, and go tell the buzzards that if they try to come back, they're getting their asses beat too"
 

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Selena swatted at the flies circling her sister.

"Leave her alone, and go tell the buzzards that if they try to come back, they're getting their asses beat too"
Look's like that's not the case.


Now Selena is having sex with her clone. So... Is that incest or masturbation?
 

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i vote for masturbation
 

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I had multiple personality disorder until one of my personalities raped and killed all the others.
 

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So futas can impregnate? I don't suppose they can be impregnated?

What would the baby be like if Selena was impregnated by evil Selena?
 
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