Dark Gate OOC Thread

[Zilrax]

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Not that surprising. Cookies are awesome.

More serious though, might be more that the exit from hell looks like a staircase down while the one with cookies looks good. You already know which is the exit.

Me, they look about the same and I just end up picking the bad one. Matter of perception really. Either case though this isn;t a unique thing. If there's a trap, I WILL fall into it and if there is a bad decision I will make it.

Ideally though, those two will be significantly better than I am. I make you look worse than you are haha.

 

[GargantuaBlarg]

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I have this reply open and I'm not sure whyyy

 

[Zilrax]

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Something about boars.

 

[Sprig]

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Follow the sweet scent of baking cookies, or the follow the rusty dirty smell of the exit from hell? Sweetness here we come!

But on a more serious note. How many of your are actually offering to gm for us, or is it just casual chatter going on about what sort of style you have as a gm~?

 

[Courage Wolf]

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Since a few of my characters would be perfectly at home in hell, Cookies once again wins out. And this is the usual banter. An offer will be more upfront, or you may just wake up one day to find a thread.

 

[Rathuris]

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As long as they are chocolate chip, I can't say no.

Don't worry Sprig, I am sure they will let us know in some form or another.

 

[Sprig]

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Fair enough~ Anyway! Got a game to be doing today and dinner to be had. So Byebye fellows~ And enjoy your day!

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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I'm giving it time as Tass said, should another GM wish to take my place.

I'm just the back-up GM should none answer the call.

 

[Zilrax]

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You're totally gonna get the job and you know it haha.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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That seems likely. I've already got Haf rooting for me to rape them with boars.

And futa boar girls.

But it's not like I can just rape them outright. I need to lay out traps and make them fall into such traps. I can be really evil about it too. I mean, the oldest trick in a villain's book is having a damsel in distress cry out for help, while said damsel is surrounded by spikes, behemoths, fire, and spiky behemoths who are on fire. Course, you have to have multiple options available too. I make it my own personal rule to be able to think of at least 3 to 5 different reasonable methods of how to solve the situation before making it a thing. Those rules have to obey certain character traits too. I can't say leaving the damsel in distress is a valid option when the filthy hero is Idealistic.

It requires devious planning to both give the heroes a fair chance, and to completely soupcan them. But alas, if they are smart (or just good RP'ers), then they get to be spared of the horrible traps and tortures us GM's lay out.

But I will try to get them with my futa boar girl cocks. I will try. And when I do, those futa boar girl cocks will have earned those ass-pussies fair and square, and will rape their bums maliciously.

 

[Hentaispider]

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That seems likely. I've already got Haf rooting for me to rape them with boars.

And futa boar girls.

But it's not like I can just rape them outright. I need to lay out traps and make them fall into such traps. I can be really evil about it too. I mean, the oldest trick in a villain's book is having a damsel in distress cry out for help, while said damsel is surrounded by spikes, behemoths, fire, and spiky behemoths who are on fire. Course, you have to have multiple options available too. I make it my own personal rule to be able to think of at least 3 to 5 different reasonable methods of how to solve the situation before making it a thing. Those rules have to obey certain character traits too. I can't say leaving the damsel in distress is a valid option when the filthy hero is Idealistic.

It requires devious planning to both give the heroes a fair chance, and to completely soupcan them. But alas, if they are smart (or just good RP'ers), then they get to be spared of the horrible traps and tortures us GM's lay out.

But I will try to get them with my futa boar girl cocks. I will try. And when I do, those futa boar girl cocks will have earned those ass-pussies fair and square, and will rape their bums maliciously.

...what does "plan" mean?

 

[Zilrax]

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And as I said before, hopefully they are better at this than I am. Cus you come up with 5, I'll find everything but those 5. But I'll be observing as well, cus If they aren't, then futa boar girls. And if they do, I can say yay, more people better at this than me haha.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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...what does "plan" mean?

Me attempting not to be a bad GM.

Keyword: attempting.

 

[Zilrax]

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You're not that bad. As I said many times I've the problem solving skills of Katia Managan. Or for those not familiar, I will try every stupid idea instead of some logical one, usually cus I missed something obvious or over thought it then under thought other parts. Then horrible things happen to me cus that's what happens.

It's hardly unique to MAF. Most of my characters end up dead or worse for a reason, regardless of GM. And he's a way better one than I am to boot.

 

[Hentaispider]

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Me attempting not to be a bad GM.

Keyword: attempting.

I'm not sure I understand.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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I'm not sure I understand.

I'll let smokefish explain.

Arjay is bad and should feel worse

YOU HAD ONE JOOOOOB

 

[Rathuris]

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Would you be starting the thread for us Mamono Assualt Force? Or will some one else be starting the thread?http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/member.php?u=181

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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Guess it's me.

I'll be including blarg as well, if you two do not mind. It's for a lot of reasons.
slowpostrate

 

[Zilrax]

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Those reasons are it allows for greater density of boars.

 

[Rathuris]

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I don't mind at all. Not sure about Sprig though.