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Welcome to the forums, shadearion. I hope you enjoy it here.
 
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Thank you both. IT is good to be here.
 
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DRINK!
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...Father Jack? Is that you?

Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I have no idea what that is... Is that a problem?
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A recluse who doesn't leave their house, and is also a nerd.
 
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Somewhat but not that much. AND YES, IT IS FATHER JACK! YOU ARE NOW MY GOOD TRUE FRIEND!
 
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Sounds like you'll like it here Shade, welcome!

A few comments...

....your feet sound HUGE!!

Do you really wear a fedora ALL THE TIME? Because that would get you a zillion points. . . . I don't know what the points are for! But you'll have them.

And what kinda stuffed animals do you have? Mine are 4 monkeys and a bear.
 
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And fear the wrath if Oni!!!!! Avoid it at all costs!!!! To gaze upon it is instant inanity!!!!!

Other then that, you'll likely have a pleasant and enjoyable stay. lol

:D
 
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Name: You don't really care so...
Screenname / Nicknames: Jack, Jack da Mac, Jack N Off
Age: I'm Legal... let's leave it at that
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: U.S. of Asses

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: 3 inch Afro :cool:
Breasts: Moobies
Glasses: no
Features: Did I mention moobies?
Height: 6'1


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Hot Pink
Hair color: Silver
Hair length: down to my tightened bronze ass
Ears: WTF? Why would this matter?
Breasts: Removed
Tail: No, just... no
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: *vomits*
Glasses: Nerp
Features: Smexiness, that is all
Height: 6'7
Cyclops: Only if I can shoot lasers from it
Skin: I Like being black so...

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Cancer
My Fears: Shemales, Dead Animals, 18 wheelers
Common Utterances: BLASPHEMY!, Ending everything with 3 dots...
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half Full. I try to look on the bright side
Bad Habits: Lazyness

3 Things I Dislike:
1) People who don't label things properly (You know who you are)
2) Swearing Children
3) Religious debates

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Don't really care nor have one
Other manga of interest: None at the moment
Video game series: Need for Speed, Assassins Creed, old school games
TV Show: CSI (All), Law & Order (SVU and the originals FTW!), and the News channel
Anime: Haven't cared as of late, But Durarara was nice...
Webcomic: VGCats (when it updates :/ )
Drink: Fruit Smoothies
Shoe: purple bunny slippers
Hat: A komusō
Color: Green
Music Genre: Practically anything that isn't Country or Death Metal
Internet Meme: Challenge Accepted

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: Only when REALLY angry, with gnawing and gnashing of teeth
Flip out and kill people: Only when out of peanut butter
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: naw
Knit scarves for orphans: If I could knit I'd be making my own clothes
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I'm not spending money on some damn plastic
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I go outside at least once a week to go to a nearby lake. I hardly play video games/watch anime that much anymore. But the whole socially inept thing? Yeah
Have furry leanings?: Other than Kemonomimi, no

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: I wish
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Who's Marty?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Found this place after playing Jungle and Demon Girl plus searching LineMarvel's site like a fiend, hoping for even a hint of the supposed Mystic Girl game.
Other random trivia: Was 12, watched a porn movie with a shemale being hit from the back (I distinctly remember "its" penis swaying back and forth O.e)

While searching for hentai I found a pic I hope I will forget... Futa-on-male with penis-in-penis action. I stopped getting online for 4 months.

Favorite type of hentai is tentacle, colored women (Brown, Grey, Blue, it's all good), fluid drinking (from a female only), egg laying, slight extortion/inflation, and of course RoR games

Note: Yaoi, Futanari, Shemale, Penis Reveal (Female turns out to be feminine male)= DO NOT WANT!!!
 
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Name: No
Screenname / Nicknames: too many!
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: U.S.A

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: short hair
Breasts: none
Glasses: no
Features: ummm... i dunno
Height: 6'0


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: black
Hair color: black
Hair length: like my real life short hair
Ears: elephant ears... im lying
Breasts: why would i want...
Tail: hell no
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: awww yea... jk
Glasses: no
Features: Love the way i am
Height: no less that 6"0 no more than 6"5
Cyclops: nah, i have bad luck with eyes, one would be terrible
Skin: tan

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Sagittarius
My Fears: sexual:anything with a penis. in general:dying
Common Utterances: curse words
Is the glass half full, or half empty: I like being positive but half empty sound better
Bad Habits: Lazy

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Douches
2) smart asses
3) bugs

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Don't really have one
Other manga of interest: none
Video game series: Ohhh, thats a tough one. Gonna go with GTA
TV Show: The Office<3,
Anime: not a huge anime fan but Full metal, Cowboy bebop, and early series gundam
Webcomic: F@NB0Y$
Drink: Ginger ale
Shoe: jordans
Hat: snapbacks
Color: Green
Music Genre: anything with rock
Internet Meme: the ones related to spiderman

Do I...

Smoke: no
Swear: occasionally
Flip out and kill people: no
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: play
Knit scarves for orphans: no
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: no
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: no
Have furry leanings?:no

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: every time I dream
Should Marty have gone back to it?: you tell me

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: lovin' the hentai
Other random trivia: Music is my life.

Notes:
 
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Yes, all the time. In the shower, on the train, in my bed. My feet ARE huge, but so are my hands. It comes of the Half-Ogre... I have two teddy bears, and a.... well, uh... Raccoon/monkey...thing..? It's been so dismembered over the years, it's hard to tell...
 
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Welcome to both Jack and Spear. Enjoy the forums.
 
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Name: John Smith
Screenname / Nicknames: IronAnt
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: United States

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Red
Hair Color: Pink
Hair length: Hits the floor
Breasts: Triple F cup
Glasses: Monocle
Features: Third nipple on my nose
Height: 7,0


~ Ideal appearance ~

N/A

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Aquarius
My Fears: Spiders
Common Utterances: N/A
Is the glass half full, or half empty: I'm just glad I have a glass.
Bad Habits: Fapping more than once a day.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) The heat
2) Spiders
3) Spiders

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: N/A
Other manga of interest: N/A
Video game series: Zelda series
TV Show: N/A
Anime: Yu Yu Hakusho
Webcomic: N/A
Drink: Coke
Shoe: N/A
Hat: N/A
Color: Purple
Music Genre: N/A
Internet Meme:
You must be registered to see the links


Do I...

Smoke: Nope.png
Swear: Yes
Flip out and kill people: Not yet
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope
Knit scarves for orphans: Nah
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Nope.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I have cans in my room if that counts.
Have furry leanings?: Hell naw.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Only by a second.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Yes.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: The role playing, the discussion, the lulz.

Nice to meet you all.
 
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Welcome to ULMF Jack, Spear, and Ant. I hope you enjoy it here as much as I have.
 
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Name: no
Screenname / Nicknames: Kuroryuu / Kuro
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Finland

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair length: Medium
Breasts: No
Glasses: No
Features: Slim
Height: 6,0 (183cm)


~ Ideal appearance ~

N/A

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Gemini
My Fears: Bees
Common Utterances: N/A
Is the glass half full, or half empty: half empty
Bad Habits: Thinking out loud.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) People who get pleasure from making others feel bad.
2) Hypocrites
3) Bugs

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: N/A
Other manga of interest: N/A
Video game series: N/A
TV Show: Conan, Top Gear, Mythbusters
Anime: Gintama
Webcomic: N/A
Drink: GIN Long Drink, Jaffa
Shoe: N/A
Hat: N/A
Color: Black
Music Genre: Metal, Rock
Internet Meme: Longcat

Do I...

Smoke: Absolutely NOT
Swear: Yes
Flip out and kill people: No
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Yes
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: No
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: No
Have furry leanings?: No

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Yeah

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Because of the wonderful content.
Other random trivia: N/A

Notes: How are you today?
 
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Hello No, welcome to the forums. Do enjoy yer stay.
 
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Hello. Welcome to ULMF and I hope you come to enjoy this place.
 
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Name: Ninja (I didn't name myself... my friends did)
Screenname / Nicknames: KCRose
Age: UGh! I hate this question. Please the 5th?
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Hazel -> Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Mid neck
Breasts: N/A
Glasses: Blind as a mute bat
Features: Hearing
Height: 6'1 6'2?


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Red
Hair color: Black
Hair length: Waist
Ears: One human set please
Breasts: B's
Tail: Sure feline could work
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Of course
Glasses: God no. They break or get lost too easily. Fashion accessory only.
Features: Short asian girl. Perpetually looking pissed off.
Height: 5'1
Cyclops: Eyepatches are cool and all... but not here.
Skin: Still attatched please. It's kinda painful without it.

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Atypical Leo
My Fears: It's not the fall but the Impact at the end.
Common Utterances: Huzzah!
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Whiskey Half empty, Water Half full
Bad Habits: Smoking and going to the club too much.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Racism
2) Empty printer ink cartridges
3) Sunlight

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: No one favorite
Other manga of interest: Dead Man Wonderland, Hellsing, Battle Angel Alita
Video game series: Battle Field, Left for Dead
TV Show:
Anime: Shangri-la, Durarara, Nana
Webcomic: El Goonish Shive, Megatokyo
Drink: Whiskey, Sprite
Shoe: Sneakers
Hat: nope
Color: Red, Black, Purple
Music Genre: Electronic, Industrial
Internet Meme: Courage Wolf, Lean Cat

Do I...

Smoke: Yes
Swear: Yes
Flip out and kill people: Nobody saw me, you can't prove anything!
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope
Knit scarves for orphans: All the time, while playing my ab xylophone and building a house for them at the same time.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Not a lot....
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Nah, too many clubs to dance at to be hikikomori. And I guess I'm a bit too open about being otaku.
Have furry leanings?: Straight only

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: about .5 seconds
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Back to the forward? If it can be done why not?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Enjoyed watching the people interact. I want to interact too!
Other random trivia: "I"m black, you're white, and this is all a parody" - Rucka Rucka Ali

How long did you lurk (or be a member) before hitting the introduction post? 10 months or so.

Notes: I'm an idiot.
 
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Here is my very belated intro post...

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Name: Ridley Ignatious Aero
Screenname / Nicknames:
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: United States

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue with a small yellow ring around the iris that occasionally gives the illusion of being green
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Medium-Short
Breasts: n/A
Glasses: Occasionally
Features: None that I can think of...
Height: 5' 11"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Green
Hair color: Brown
Hair length: Medium-Short
Ears: Brown fox ears
Breasts: n/A
Tail: Brown soft, fluffy fox tail
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Nope
Glasses: Occasionally, with silver lenses
Features: None that I can think of...
Height: Two meters
Cyclops: Nope
Skin: Caucasian

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Pisces
My Fears: Severe Arachnophobia (Hentaispider and arachnes are exceptions)
Common Utterances: Yeah...
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Hey! I ordered the steak!!!
Bad Habits: Starts unconsiously pacing when I am thinking, brainstorming, or day dreaming...

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Nookie
2) Spiders (IRL)
3) Stephanie Meyer

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Ken Akamatsu
Other manga of interest: Negima, Higurashi
Video game series: Metroid
TV Show: Doctor Who
Anime: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
Webcomic:
You must be registered to see the links

Drink: Pink lemonade
Shoe: Leather mocasins
Hat: Fez
Color: Green
Music Genre: Touhou
Internet Meme: Not sure...

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: FUCK YEAH!!!
Flip out and kill people: Only if given a good enough reason to...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope
Knit scarves for orphans: If I could knit, yes.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: If I had the money to, yes...
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Not IRL
Have furry leanings?: No more than 10%

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Hopefully will become a Minerologist working for the NGS
Should Marty have gone back to it?: IdK

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I've been lurking the hentai forum for a few years and decided to join, and I really started to like the people here~.
Other random trivia: Not that I can think of as of this moment...

Notes:
 
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Hmn. Welcome KC. Also, lol Iggy. Welcome to you too. I guess. xD
 
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Welcome KC..

Ooo.. Nice one Iggy..
I would give a new Intro for me... But i'd likely just lie in that one too!
 
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At the request of Incubus.


Name: Eman Eslaf
Screenname / Nicknames: Rain / Amninedeis
Age: XX(I)
Gender: Flip a coin. Tell me if it lands on edge, cuz that'll be weird...
Current Country of Residence: Shadow Moses

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Iridescent
Hair Color: Black, red, gold, silver...
Hair length: Five spans or 2.5 cubits
Breasts: Yes, please!
Glasses: Ehh...
Features: Sharp canines, Long nails, and a long tongue.
Height: Taller then an inch, shorter then a furlong


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Scarlet, Crimson, Sangria
Hair color: Red, black, and gold
Hair length: Ankle
Ears: Pointed
Breasts: C?
Tail: Sure, why not
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Weirder things have happened
Glasses: Nah...
Features: Poisoned fangs, sharp nails, etc...
Height: Over 5 feet...
Cyclops: No..
Skin: Ghostly pale

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Virgo
My Fears: Ghosts... Eyes...
Common Utterances: "After I kill you, I'm going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle."
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It never has what I want in it...
Bad Habits: Wrath, Lust, Pride

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Idiots
2) Narcissist
3) People who don't realise how perfect I am.

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Yuji Shiozaki
Other manga of interest: GITS, Elfen Lied
Video game series: Metal Gear
TV Show: Burn Notice, Law and Order : SVU
Anime: Ghost in the Shell, Elfen Lied, Ikki Tousen
Webcomic:
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Drink: Italian Cream Soda
Shoe: Combat Boots
Hat: Fadora
Color: Blurple
Music Genre: Industrial... or anything else.
Internet Meme:
You must be registered to see the links


Do I...

Smoke: No..
Swear: The fuck you think?
Flip out and kill people: From time to time...
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Very well, actually..
Knit scarves for orphans: Can't... Court order.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Not really...
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Ehh.. Not that much.. I think.
Have furry leanings?:
You must be registered to see the links


~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Yup.. All the time!
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Game Over. Time Paradox

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: What do you think?
Other random trivia: Did you know... The trivial pursuit of trivia is trivial?

Weirdest thing that ever turned you on : Seeing someone branding their own skin...

Notes: Warning - Viewers may be subject to stupid warnings.
 
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