Introduction Thread

[lipster]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Name: Lip
Screenname / Nicknames: lipster
Age: mid-30s
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: US

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: White, except the colored part
Hair Color: is bald a color?
Hair length: on my head?
Breasts: I love em!
Glasses: wine and beer are the only goggles I need
Features: Smart Ass
Height: I'm taller than a 5th grader


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: blue
Hair color: Red
Hair length: shoulder
Ears: both are preferable (but not required)
Breasts: bigger than mine!
Tail: I'd have to be pretty drunk
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: I'd have to be even drunker
Glasses: the worse her vision, the better my chances
Features: willing and able
Height: over 5'4"
Cyclops: How much money does she have?
Skin: It would be nice if she had some! lol

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Bad Moon Rising
My Fears: I never realized this before, but I think I'm afraid of Cyclops hermaphrodites with retractable Futa parts and tails
Common Utterances: Son of a Hokie

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Answering questions about myself!
2) Strangers talking to me in the grocery store
3) USC, Ohio State, and Michigan

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: What he said ^ "huh?"
Other manga of interest: What he said ^ "huh?"
Video game series: NCAA College Football
TV Show: Two and a Half Men
Anime: Never really got into it
Webcomic: Not really
Drink: once or twice a year
Shoe: Adidas
Hat: Baseball cap
Color: blue
Music Genre: anything (but must be drunk to enjoy country)
Internet Meme: Oh, I'm interested in me! lol
SPORT: Football (and not that funny stuff with the round ball either) LOL

Do I...

Smoke: Used to ... chewing tobacco now
Swear: Damn straight
Flip out and kill people: Haha ... flip out, yes ... kill people ... nope
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: nope
Knit scarves for orphans: hahaha ... can't say I do
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: I bought a sock puppet for my kid yesterday, does that count?
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I'm gonna take a guess and say no
Have furry leanings?: I'm pretty hairy ... but can't say I lean that way! lol
Practice some sport?: is channel flipping a sport?
Have no clue what several of these questions are talking about? Yes!

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Only when I'm drunk
Would you like to see into it? Only the good things

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: been following a couple of your threads and thought I might like to chime in and add some wit and humor ... holy crap, is that the end I see (told you I couldn't see into the future)~

 

[SsnakeBite]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Name: Not too comfortable with giving personnal details online, sorry.
Screenname / Nicknames: SsnakeBite
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: France

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: It's got a disco ball thing going on... okay actually it's green, except for the area directly around the irises, which is brown for some reason.
Hair Color: dark brown
Hair length: chin-length.
Breasts: Hey! I'm not THAT chubby!
Glasses: Yes. Fairly thin ones too, I hate those stupidly large arms that seem to be all the rage these days.
Features: eyes, jose, mouth, the usual.
Height: 1m 65cm a.k.a. 5'5"


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: green
Hair color: brown
Hair length: shoulder-length
Ears: wut?
Breasts: squishy
Tail: wut?
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: pretty sure this isn't how it works.
Glasses: I don't mind either way.
Features: I do indeed like a woman with facial features.
Height: preferrably shorter than myself
Cyclops: Everyone seems to think he's an ass for some reason but I think he's OK.
Skin: I'd prefer if she had some. More seriously, I have a thing for a slight tan (natural one, naitch, screw that tan milk thing)

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Sagittarius. Also, Dragon in the Chinese zodiac. Hm, I just realized both of my signs are mythical creatures... interesting.
My Fears: Even though I've never stolen from any store, I'm always afraid those gate things they often have at the exit will go off for no reason when I cross them, mostly because it's actually happened to me twice. Once I hadn't even bought anything.
Common Utterances: Lots of swearing. I don't even realize I do it.

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Sub-culture bashing. You know, people who spend their time whining about how Emos, Hippies, Hipsters, Goths, Scene girls etc... are apparently ruining their lives by writing poetry and how whiny they are. Because the type of people who complain about THAT are clearly badasses who only complain about important stuff, like teenage boys wearing eyeliner and wear dark clothes. Seriously, I hear far more whining from these guys than from the supposedly whiny members of these subcultures (many of which I'm pretty sure are made-up anyway. Seriously, has anyone ever met an actual Hipster?).
2) In general, people who can't get over the idea that other people may not have the same lifestyle or tastes as themselves. "How dare you live your life the way YOU want?! You should live it the way *I* want, person I've never met and have no reason to care about!"
3) overly long introduction forms in forums that take forever to fill (just kidding, 'kay?)

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Shin' Ichiro Watanabe (that's how it's spelt, right?)
Other manga of interest: Fairytail (it's like Rave Master, but even better!)
Video game series: Final Fantasy, Tekken, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Silent Hill.
TV Show: House M.D.
Anime: Cowboy Bebop
Webcomic: Cyanide & Happiness
Drink: RUM! RUM! AHOY! (drop me a line if you get the reference)
Shoe: no preference. I do dig New Rock boots though (but not in summer, those things keep incredibly hot).
Hat: Fedoras.
Color: None in particular.
Music Genre: a bit of everything (seriously, if checked my playlists, you'd find some strangely ecclectic styles), but a preference for Hard Rock, Heavy Metal stuff. And by the way, I don't give a rat's ass if I get the pointlessly specific styles that only one or two bands/artists tops have and only raving lunatics can tell the difference between wrong.
Internet Meme: I'm far more too enthusiastic about these things than I should. I love almost all of them. All Your Base, LOLcats, clean ALL the stuff, Monty Python quotes, etc, ...
Sport: Pro wrestling. Yeah, I know, it's not an actual sport in the sense that there's no actual competition and most of the stuff is scripted (though there's a much bigger room for improvisation than most people think), but hey, it has zombie morticians fighting fire demons, Asian cowboys and comic book superheroes. Does your favorite sport have that? Didn't think so.

Do I...

Smoke: Nope.
Swear: Fuck no. Wait... ah, shit.
Flip out and kill people: what a silly question. If I kill them, they're obviously not people.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: I know a few very simple riffs, but I'm not nearly as good as some of my friends.
Knit scarves for orphans: No but I do scar orphans with knives.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: How oddly specific. Also, no.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: A what hikiwhat now?
Have furry leanings?: No. I don't even like hairs.
Practice some sport?: I'm considering doing so.
Have no clue what several of these questions are talking about? Yes!

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Yeah, when I go to bed and close my eyes, then open them again, I suddenyl wind up several hours later!
Would you like to see into it? I'd hate it. I think I'd go mad if I knew events before they happened, mostly because it'd imply that future events are fixed and our lives are all predterminated, which is just depressing.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I found these forums by chance while searching for TK17 stuff, found lots of good things, downloaded some, and now I've decided to give back (I've already got something in store for you guys, just need to upload it).

 

[PandoraFoxx]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

I hope I'm posting this correctly, sorry if I'm not. Well, here goes...

Name: If I told you, I would have to kill you.
Screenname / Nicknames: PandoraFoxx
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Current Country of Residence: United States

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: A little past my shoulders.
Breasts: Last time I checked.
Glasses: When I'm trying to look smart.
Features: Average
Height: 5'4", a little on the short side.


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Green
Hair color: Pink
Hair length: Very long.
Ears: Pointed and furry.
Breasts: A bit bigger would be nice, but not too big.
Tail: A big bushy one.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: No
Glasses: Maybe
Features: Curvy
Height: A little taller
Cyclops: No thank you
Skin: Pale

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Aquarius
My Fears: Growing old
Common Utterances: Damn

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Scrubbing the toilet
2) Rude or mean people
3) Melted ice cream

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Eichiro Oda
Other manga of interest: Too many to name
Video game series: Resident Evil and Harvest Moon
TV Show: Startrek
Anime: Several
Webcomic: Looking For Group
Drink: I love juice
Shoe: Anything really
Hat: Nope
Color: Pink
Music Genre: All kinds
Internet Meme: Challenge accepted
SPORT: Trying to make high school students sit down and shut up...does that count? (I'm an English teacher)

Do I...

Smoke: Nope
Swear: Yes
Flip out and kill people: Not as of yet.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Nope
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Oh god yes.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Not really
Have furry leanings?: YES
Practice some sport?: See above.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Somewhat. For example, I know I'm about to take a sip from my glass and take a bite of my sandwich. Spooky huh?
Would you like to see into it? Maybe.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I've been lurking for a little while, and I think I would really enjoy being part of the community here.

As for adding a question... ummm, how about...
Favorite dessert: Ice cream and peaches.

 

[Ranger Princess]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Welcome to Pandora, Ssnakebite, and Lip. I promise all your wildest dreams will come true. Okay.. actually no, but I'm sure you'll have some wild/freaky dreams after poking around the threads here. Don't be shy about posting now.

@Pandora - English teacher eh? Cool!
Okay I can't resist. I've been a bad, bad girl. I think I need to be punished. ^_~

 

[Copper]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Oh, good lordy. Down, Ranger. *grins*

Well, plethora of new members abound. Glad to see some folks that aren't afraid to jump in and join the community. Hope you enjoy your stay.

@Pandora - God bless ya and good luck with that profession. Couldn't go that route myself. I hate kids too much, heh. However, Harvest Moon. Nice. And LFG! Whoo hoo!

 

[Rebel1202]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Name: If I told, the FBI would kill me
Screenname / Nicknames: Rebel1202
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Canada

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Colour: Green
Hair Colour: Brown
Hair length: Short
Breasts: I'm a guy.....and not a fat one. Well, not fat enough to have man boobs.
Glasses: Perfect vision.
Features: Pretty average
Height: 6'1''


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Any
Hair color: Not picky, really like red heads slightly over the rest
Hair length: At least shoulder length
Ears: I've never met a girl with giant ears. Sooooo.....is this common in other parts of the world?
Breasts: Small to somewhere between over average and pornstar
Tail: Girls have tails? I'm a guy and mine's in the front.
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: What......the hell?
Glasses: Sure, doesn't matter. I like the look.
Features: Cute face, doesn't matter if she's got some meat on her bones. Some chubbier girls are hot, just as long as they're not HUGE. Of course, I also like anything supermodel-ish. I'm a guy, sue me.
Height: Has to be at least a couple inches shorter than me.
Cyclops: Now I'm freaked out, and I thought my fetishes were weird.
Skin: White or Asian

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Libra
My Fears: Rejection, talking to women (major social anxiety here)
Common Utterances: Quotes from HIMYM, TBBT, and internet memes
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Depends how hot the girl drinking from it is.
Bad Habits: Masturbating....ARE YOU SURPRISED?

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Dubstep
2) Jersey Shore
3) Scene kids

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Tsugumi Ohba
Other manga of interest: Scott Pilgrim (Technically not a manga)
Video game series: The Legend of Zelda
TV Show: The Simpsons
Anime: Pokemon
Webcomic: Cyanide and Happiness
Drink: Scotch
Shoe: Nike 6.0
Hat: Paperboy
Colour: Red
Music Genre: Alternative rock
Internet Meme: Epic Sax Guy

Do I...

Smoke: A few times a year (cigars)
Swear: Yeah, I'm a guy.
Flip out and kill people: 18 years and no murder yet.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Both
Knit scarves for orphans: Nope, i'm the devil.
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Still have all my old stuffed animals from when I was a kid back home.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I've studied Japanese culture and even I on't know what this means.
Have furry leanings?: Unfortunately, no.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Yes, and you will all be bowing down to me by 2034.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Yes, if he had not,the history of Hill Valley and possibly the world would have been fucked.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I play The Klub 17 a lot.
Other random trivia: Still a virgin....SURPRISE SURPRISE!

 

[Ranger Princess]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Oh, good lordy. Down, Ranger. *grins*

Awww, I'm sowwy Copper. I'm just having a little fun. *looks up at her with little kitten eyes and bats her lashes.*

You could punish me too.. ^_^

 

[JulySilverbird]

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Im still around... sorta...

Just saying...

 

[BlueSlime]

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Welcome to all peoples, new, old, and just-got-done-lurking.

 

[Kusanagi]

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Awww, I'm sowwy Copper. I'm just having a little fun. *looks up at her with little kitten eyes and bats her lashes.*

You could punish me too.. ^_^

A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!

And after the spanking ... the oral sex.

 

[PandoraFoxx]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Thanks so much for the warm, albeit somewhat freaky welcome. I'm glad to be here, hopefully as I overcome my shyness I will post more.

@Ranger: Don't make me get my wooden paddle out.

@Copper: Thanks! As for putting up with the teenagers, it isn't so bad most days, I swear it doesn't seem like that long ago when I was one. (I know, I know, that made me sound SO old. ugh.)

 

[plmnko]

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Welcome to PandoraFoxx, JulySilverbird, Rebel1202, SsnakeBite, lipster,SmokingAce27, Enormous and Mefistofele

Its great to see a lot of newcomers, i cant believe than even one love Harvest Moon ( I preffer Rune Factory, but HM Back to Nature was really good at his times)

 

[Copper]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!

And after the spanking ... the oral sex.

Spoiler

Actually, I've kinda got a "been there, done that" kind of thing.

http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/showpost.php?p=26678&postcount=454

 

[warwookie]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Name: They call me many names…but you may call me….Tim
Screenname / Nicknames: Citywidecrayon
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: England

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Brown
Hair length: Middle-ish length
Breasts: I should hope not
Glasses: Perfect vision
Features: Egg headed and hairy as hell
Height: 6'3''


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Purple
Hair color: Red
Hair length: Long and flowing, to the base of her spine
Ears: Normal
Breasts: Nothing overly big
Tail: Not sure
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: Never…
Glasses: Doesn’t bother me
Features: Cute nose, nice lips, curves and a nice arse
Height: 5”2 – 5”11
Cyclops: Nope.
Skin: White or Asian

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Pisces
My Fears: Being alone.
Common Utterances: Quotes from HIMYM, TBBT and lots of swearing
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It’s a shot glass, its either full OR empty, anything else isn’t trying
Bad Habits: Biting my nails, chewing the inside of my mouth

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Pigeons
2) Chavs
3) Religious fundamentalists

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Honestly don’t have one
Other manga of interest: Bleach
Video game series: Dynasty Warriors
TV Show: The Venture Bros
Anime: Bleach
Webcomic: Cyanide and Happiness, Least I Could Do, LFG
Drink: Cider
Shoe: Converse
Hat: Top Hat
Colour: Black
Music Genre: Alternative rock, Indie
Internet Meme: The Go Guy
Food: Bacon

Do I...

Smoke: When Drunk or Stressed
Swear: About as often as I blink
Flip out and kill people: I need a lawyer…
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air Guitar
Knit scarves for orphans: Using the organs of other orphans
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Tonnes of figurines
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I Have No Idea
Have furry leanings?: Unfortunately, no.

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Yes and it is GOOD.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Time Travel is always the answer.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I play The Klub 17 a lot.
Other random trivia: Very Angry

 

[Raksar]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Name: That shouldn't be posted, sorry!
Screenname / Nicknames: Raksar
Age: 47, sad isn't it?
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: USA

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Brown/Gray
Hair length: Short
Breasts: Not really, thankfully.
Glasses: Oh yes
Features: A bit hairy with a ready smile.
Height: 5'8''


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Blonde
Hair length: Medium
Ears: Normal
Breasts: Nice sized
Tail: No
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: No
Glasses: Either way
Features: Cute face and slender, gymnastic body
Height: 5”7
Cyclops: No
Skin: White

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Scorpio
My Fears: Being rejected
Common Utterances: "Oh my Giddy Aunt!"
Bad Habits: Procrastination

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Hypocrites
2) Liars
3) People who harm innocents

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: None
Other manga of interest: None
Video game series: Arkham/DCU
TV Show: Doctor Who
Anime: Star Blazers, Aika
Webcomic: None
Drink: Iced Tea
Shoe: Tennis
Hat: Top-hat
Colour: Black
Music Genre: Classical
Internet Meme: None
Food: Sushi

Do I...

Smoke: No
Swear: Too much, sadly
Flip out and kill people: I try not to.
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: No
Knit scarves for orphans: No
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Batman action figures
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: A little perhaps
Have furry leanings?: I think not

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: No, but I can predict.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: No series of films if he hadn't.

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Help with games
Other random trivia: I try not to be too crazy

 

[Hentaispider]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Why is everyone suddenly assuming that "ideal appearance" is to describe your mates and not yours?

 

[Host]

Re: New Age Introduction Thread

Why is everyone suddenly assuming that "ideal appearance" is to describe your mates and not yours?

Indeed. It was getting on my nerves, too.

 

[SirOni]

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Because people are morons.

 

[Kusanagi]

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How do you know they're describing what they look for in a partner? Maybe Raksar there really does wish he was a five-foot-seven gymnastic, blue-eyed, blonde-haired white chick.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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In the defense of the last few, they would probably look back at a handful of the ones that came before, and figured it was for a partner.