Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

(Dave isn't posting, not sure what to do. Could either let this die, pelt him with annoying requests to post, or move on without him.)

The boar mistress looked to Anthony. Again, her tone was casual. "His name is Lord Wily. Basically, he's a giant horseman decorated with a bunch of jewelry." she said simply. "And my name's Silk. I was born to a bandit father who named me after how my hair felt to him, as he was raping me. I think he related the name to the feeling of my pussy as well." she said flatly.

Alexia would know for sure that the beast that raped her was not wearing a grand display of jewels.

 

[Aust_Nailo]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Well, that was a weight off her mind. Not much, but hell, it was something and at this point. "He's not the right one. Thank the gods he's not the right one." Alexia began mumbling to her self for a moment, trying to calm herself down. Was hardly appropirate for a leader to get all flustered and bent out of shape over what was really a long shot rumor.

"Fine. We'll get whatever jewelry we can find. But when we get out, I want to have a talk with you about something. Concerning your lord. But for now, we've wasted enough time. Company, lets go." The snake woman began moving to toward the cave entrance, weapon gripped tightly in her hand. The sooner they finished this the better.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

"Yeah, yeah..." She brushed a hand through her hair, walking ahead of the group towards the bandit's stash, though she stopped in front of Anthony, before her hand groped at his crotch. "... Huh." she gestured as if surprised to find a set of male genitals there, before letting go and moving on.

Inside the bandit's den, the group found quite a few little treasures. It was basically a walk-in hole in the ground with thirteen beds, and a bunch of extra equipment, a chest and a whole wagon of supplies in the back. Overall, the group found:

~80 denarii from the bandit's weapons outside the cave.
~45 denarii from the bandit's pockets
~A chest containing: 3 Darkhearts, 1 Shorn Nectar, 4 Monster Fangs, and 3 Chameleon Skins.

As Silk searched about as well, she acquired her jewel, a brilliant ruby expertly crafted, hanging off of a golden chain, both of which emitted a magical glow. Her boars following as well, they sniffed about and dug up a hidden stash, which Silk took and presented to the group.

~Silk finds her jewel, a magical item worth 200 denarii.
~Silk's boars grant the party an extra 2 Venom Sacks.

"Well," Silk sighed, pocketing the jewel. "Thanks for your help. What did you want to ask about?" she inquired.

(It's up to the party on how to divvy up the loot.)

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Eeyie let out a surprised giggle at actually seeing the boar mistress grope Anthony. Through the hidden orange goblin pondered why the boar mistress had to grope him. It would've been better if she had just pulled his pants, and gave a few slaps to his balls and bock to make certain they weren't an illusion and that they were real instead of just grabbing him. In fact. . . "Heyz! How do youz knowz she doesn't just have some mudballs in her pants to make peoplez thinks that she is a male? You should get a full looksies down therez!" Eeyie's mirthful voice came out from to the right of the group, breaking her silence and the fact that she was suppose to be hidden and scouting.

The orange goblin watched the party divvy up the loot, her only want of it all was something simple. "Can I haz 20 shinies or so? And maybe one of those funky skins!" As she pointed at the chameleon skin and denarii's. Through since the bandits were unconscious, she also set to work to harvesting their clothing off of them, tearing strips off of it to have extra rags and make shift loin-clothing for herself.

 

[Aust_Nailo]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Alexia was quite surprised at the haul. Seems these bandits were carrying far more then money these days. But Eeyie was already eying some of the loot without her permission, but wasn't asking for a heck of a lot in the grand scheme of things. "I don't see the harm in it Eeyie. Take what you feel you've earned. Aside from the one skin and the 20 denarii, the rest of the loot we'll just pile together, sell and split the money that way. In that case, everyone gets a share and we all have a little spending money should we ever need it. Unless you think we should keep the hearts and the fangs and the nectar for something else?"

The party leader opened the floor to any suggestions her remaining party members would have, knowing that Eeyie wouldn't really pay attention otherwise. But the bandit woman meanwhile had some questions for the snake warrior. "I was curious about something...Is your lord content with his status in the world? Perhaps he'd be able to offer assistance when we're tackling the one we're after. At the very least, consider it. Going into a fight with a Nightmare Lord unprepared often lead to...sticky ends. If your Lord is interested in the idea, have him contact us. I'd like to talk to him in person if he's interested." It may have sounded strange on paper, but Alexia was just being practical. What better way to combat a nightmare lord then with another one? Have the two fight it out, kill one of them, then finish off the other while it's weakened. Kill two birds with one stone and make the world a little safer.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

"He's not exactly the type to go out and fight on a summon like other Nightmare Lords." the woman of swine replied. "You'd have to ask his evil brother I guess. He's more into the whole idea of actually acting like a Nightmare Lord, like when he told Wily of how he attacked and raped some woman carrying a magical stone and gave the stone to Wily as a gift."

 

[Aust_Nailo]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Alexia looked with a bit of surprise at how casually the woman spoke of that incident. Seems her Nightmare Lord and the swine woman Nightmare Lord are...related. And that the one that attacked her gave the stone to the pig ladies lord. Alexia, resisting the urge to just force the woman to tell her, approached the situation calmly. "I think your lord and my lord might have some connection. Perhaps it'd be best to...meet with your lord. I have a few questions for him about his...brother." She kept her grip on her halberd tight, ready to react should the woman attempt anything.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

"You think so?" the woman replied simply, shrugging at Alexia. "If you really want to, sure. I can take you to him. Just don't do anything stupid, like the last few people who asked for the same thing. They tried to kill him, but got whopped. It's all the jewels he's wearing... All their magical effects makes him pretty invulnerable to everything but a God Slayer to the face."

 

[Aust_Nailo]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

"I could only imagine the wealth he has gathered has earned him the ire of many, miss. Just give me a few moments to prepare my team and we'll depart as soon as we're ready." Alexia was starting to grow nervous. This could very well be a decisive moment in the mission at hand and they'd be able to get the item back soon then expected. And if they did, Alexia would be free of her debt and the risk of imprisonment or worse. She slithered away from the woman and gathered her companions .

"I'll admit, this didn't go as I intended...but tell me that you're still on board for this. The sooner we can get that stone back the better. We'll be able to focus solely on hunting the Nightmare Lord and not worrying about some stupid rock too."

 

[GargantuaBlarg]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

"Agahagkfls get your hands off that you mongrel!" Anthony near-shrieked, much shriller than usual, when the boar-woman grabbed his crotch. The disgusting, orange little goblin started encouraging her to de-trouser him again. He could kill them later, he could kill them later, he could kill them later, he could kill them later... the mantra thankfully kept him from killing them now, though it was of no benefit to the tremendous morass that was Anthony's barely-suppressed rage.

He was none-too interested in the loot itself. He'd imagined there would be more in the way of food and whatnot, to sustain them as they hunted their jewel down... they could simply buy supplies back in town, perhaps, but what had these curs been eating?

Well... now that he thought about it, whatever victuals those degenerates had was surely disgusting. He supposed this was a blessing in disguise, allowing them to get proper food. He was sure whatever slop they'd have found could've been fed to the goblin, though - why waste good provisions on it?

Anthony wasn't too interested in the spoils, otherwise, though he was mildly surprised to learn this imbecile's master had a brother. He didn't know demons had siblings! Didn't they just sort of crawl out of the ground in Hell, or something?


"We may draw the ire of the bejeweled brother if we attack his brother with his knowing, and if he mentions that you were the one he stole a jewel from, we may be imperiled," Anthony whispered (oh god she was so close, don't look at her cleavage don't look at her cleavage). "It may be her master is wearing your jewelry, as well - I know not what it does, but I presume it would be bad for us who would oppose his use of it."

 

[Guan Yu]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Looking through the bandit hole for the missing supplies with the rest of them, Cassandra found that her party had a bit of materials and money to share. There was no real interest towards the things apparently, and the cleric thought she might get one of each material, but then there was the suggestion from Alexia. It was a whole lot better an idea actually, since she was not sure if these materials were of much use. Agreeing to the naga's suggestion, she stayed in the back once more, letting the more verbal and prominent members take care of the talking bits. That did not mean that she wasn't paying attention though, taking all the stuff in and storing it to the back of her mind in case they needed to remember something later.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Eeyie giggled so happily at hearing that anguish shriek coming from the girly whirly man! Why just the way his face turn such an interesting shade of red! The orange Gaboo practically shuddered in delight at the thought of Anthony seeking vengeance with all those hair-tentacles.

Still, given free reign to grab some of the amazing stuff and twenty shinies! Eeyie quickly scoped some of it up and put it into her pouch on her belt that was rubbing atop her waist and against her hips even as she smiled at seeing Anthony moving ever so closer to Pinkie!

Such a devilish idea entered her mind even as she once more snuck up behind Anthony, being once more stealthy to not be seen! Oooh! This is going to be such fun! While internally Eeyie knew that somehow they would blame her - even if they have no proof! - It will be worth it!

With that in mind, Eeyie made sure to push Anthony's head directly into Alexia's bust, before scampering out of the way of fire! Well at least from an angry lamia with a nice big tail that could oh so enticingly wrap around and crush her, making her ribs crackle and pop inside of her! The very thought of the agony had Eeyie stumbling before she recovered and got into a good vantage point to watch the oncoming entertainment.

(Action: Sneak - Push Hairman into Alexia's Cleavage - Run and then watch.)

(*Is shot*)

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

The swine mistress nodded at Alexia, "Yeah, yeah, don't take all day though." she said with impatience.

(Stealth Roll Auto-Success)

Eeyie managed to sneak up behind Anthony in the meanwhile, and as he finished whispering to her, would find himself pushed by a 'mysterious force' and then found himself landing against Alexia, his face between her breasts and his hands against her breasts in a most typical comical fashion. The audience of boars sat on their rears and squealed in a manner vaguely similar to laughter as they clapped their hooves in applause to the common comedy trope.

"I give that a six out of ten boars." the boar mistress said, critiquing the performance.

 

[Aust_Nailo]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

If nothing else, the young snake warrior was embarrassed and a little surprised at Anthony falling into her chest. She was even more surprised at the reaction of the boars and their mistress. Hell, the pair were even getting something one could equate to applause. Well, if nothing else, the pair were entertaining. "Well Anthony, if you wanted a pillow, you should have just asked. Until then, we have some real work to do. Taking the mans head, she shoved him out of her cleavage. Part of her thinks this was not going to be the last time this would happen.

The snake turned to the woman, wanting to add a small comment. "Well, I'm glad to know you and your company approve so much. What would it have taken to get a higher rating, hmm? But we've wasted enough time. Lets get out of here."

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

"Bonus points would have been awarded if you responded immediately by punching him and shouting, 'IDIOT'!" the swine mistress replied, taking the initiative to leave ahead of the group.

 

[GargantuaBlarg]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

'Something' suddenly shoved him, and Anthony found himself ears-deep in cleavage. Full, sumptuous snakey cleavage. A part of him wanted to whirl around and beat whatever it was that dared to shove him into such unseemly contact - but it was a very small part, and quickly caved to peer pressure and joined the rest of him in enjoying his first actual touch of his beloved lady.

Well, not first touch touch, but, like, touch touch. You know, like... man, whatever. Naga boobies!

"Well Anthony, if you wanted a pillow, you should have just asked. Until then, we have some real work to do."

And he wasn't in trouble! He wasn't sure what sorcery this was but he was incredibly grateful for it. He was shoved out of her valley, and outside of keeping himself balanced and standing, he really didn't bother to correct his stance or posture at all.

"Yes Milady~" he droned, blushing.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Eeyie practically stomped her foot in injustice to what has happened! Where was the physical violence entertainment!? Eeyie grumbled to herself and plans begin to form in her mind of somehow sneaking Anthony into Alexia's sleeping quarters. Still the odd reactions from the boars and boar mistress had her nodding along with their logic. Otherwise she kept herself hidden and followed behind her group, keeping a watch out for any other ambushers.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

The boar mistress stepped over and sized up Cassandra's breasts against her own. "You have a very slutty body." she commented. "What did you eat to make them so big?"

 

[Guan Yu]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

Having followed the ongoing silliness with maybe a little too much attention, Cassandra missed the approach of the boar mistress pretty much completely. Only once she was talked to did the realization hit her that there was something going on and it actually involved her in some capacity. "Huh? I-I don't know about that... Haven't eaten any more differently than the rest of my community..." she replied to the rather direct and somewhat rude inquiry about her figure. Backing away from the sudden approach, she went along with the others as it appeared the time to leave was upon the party.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Take it Back! (Austnailo, Diagasvesle, Blarg, Guan) GMed by MAF

"With such a body, I want to ask how many parts of it are still pure. I don't even have such a tool and yet I want to rub something between those things." the boar mistress said, staring intently at Cassandra's chest.