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It's supposed to loop.
 

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well you know what?
It's called water being in your guns so it doesn't fire and me stabbing you in the back whenever you are not looking.
 

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Uh... Ninja?
I can just do it whenever you are not paying attention, hell, I can bomb your ship even.
 

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Aw crap, we have a pirate and a ninja duking it out on the forums.
 

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Actually, many of the ninja 'magic' skills were either set up before hand, or the benefit of circumstance. Plus, cannons and guns beat metal pointy things.
 

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You haven't met me then, I am a high tech ninja.
I am like a spy!
...only ninja and more spiy.
oh so I am a ninja with guns and uh... I pods?
 

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then you are out of the fight ZeroSpace, even if pirates can beat robots and ninjas. this discussion is only between ninjas and pirates (not ninja_pirate, cyberpirate,magician_ninja, spacial pirates, etc)
 

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*Wins because Zero tried to mix ninja's and James Bond*
 

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Oh so it's like that huh?
In that cause Ninja's have knives, and bombs on default and bombs > guns.
 

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Ninja's have smoke bombs... Also, bomb aren't better than guns in one on one combat. If you get close enough to use one, you'll likely either be in range for the gun, or blow yourself up.
 

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if you go one on one combat I can throw 13 small knives at you at the same time while all I need to do is just try and not stand in front of where you are pointing your gun at.
And even if you managed to dodge all my knives I can still rush in and stab you.
Not to mention you have to reload your gun while I can just pull knife after knife out.
And no, we don't just have smoke bombs, they are just for escaping or distraction, maybe even as a signal, but we also have normal bombs which is just normal gun powder which we can throw at you. It all depends on what the ninja's mission is I suppose while Pirates are just pirates which is focused on only one thing, the sea. While Ninjas have to be able to handle tons of different situations.
 

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if you go one on one combat I can throw 13 small knives at you at the same time while all I need to do is just try and not stand in front of where you are pointing your gun at.
*Laughs madly* Ninjas can only throw thirteen knives at the same time in anime.

And even if you managed to dodge all my knives I can still rush in and stab you.
Kinfe vs Cutlass = dead ninja

Not to mention you have to reload your gun while I can just pull knife after knife out.
Cutlass

It all depends on what the ninja's mission is I suppose while Pirates are just pirates which is focused on only one thing, the sea. While Ninjas have to be able to handle tons of different situations.
... You seem to be forgetting attacking and raiding ships and port towns in there. (As well as drunken brawls)

Also, Ninjas only do a few things: Assassinate, spy, kidnap, and steal.

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while Ninjas are just ninjas which is focused on only one thing, the land.
Fix'd
 

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I hate quotes so i am not gonna use them.

1)Knives I can throw as many as I can 13 is not the max it's just an example.

2)If you are busy blocking my knives how are you gonna react fast enough to stab me 1st?

3)knife after knife as in I could throw a lot of knives at you while you try to kill me with a cutlass or reload.

4)and if you are engaged in a drunken brawl I am sure that'd make it even easier for me to kill you.

5)No, Ninja's can actually engage someone in the sea and land due the fact that humans are quite adaptable so sure Pirates can face a ninja off in land but I don't think Pirates are gonna win in land. So while a ninja can sneak abort your ship and ASSASSINATE YOU which as you said is something Ninjas can 'only' do. And what can a Pirate do anyways? Shoot a gun? swing his sword? Sail a ship? Drink till they faint?
 

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I hate quotes so i am not gonna use them.

1)Knives I can throw as many as I can 13 is not the max it's just an example.

2)If you are busy blocking my knives how are you gonna react fast enough to stab me 1st?

3)knife after knife as in I could throw a lot of knives at you while you try to kill me with a cutlass or reload.

4)and if you are engaged in a drunken brawl I am sure that'd make it even easier for me to kill you.

5)No, Ninja's can actually engage someone in the sea and land due the fact that humans are quite adaptable so sure Pirates can face a ninja off in land but I don't think Pirates are gonna win in land. So while a ninja can sneak abort your ship and ASSASSINATE YOU which as you said is something Ninjas can 'only' do. And what can a Pirate do anyways? Shoot a gun? swing his sword? Sail a ship? Drink till they faint?
1. I'm still going to have to say, there is no way you can accurately throw 13 knives with a single motion of two hands.

2. If I am blocking your knives then you're not stabbing me are you. Not to mention that a cutlass is longer than a knife.

3. Knives are heavy and bulky. where exactly do you plan on carrying them?

4. Not if you were drunk as well.

5. The only time you can sneak aboard the ship is when it is for all intents and purposes connected to the land. Also, a great deal of ninja tricks were simply tricks so that they could appear semi mystical.

Also: how do you plan on not getting shot? Bullets are much faster than knives.
 

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pirates also have more than one loaded gun most of the time
 

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Oh, to clarify what I said earlier:

I don't mean each knife is heavy and bulky, just carrying several is. Carrying 13 knives is going to either be really bulky or kill your stealth. (Clinkety Clinkety Clinkety)
 

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Not really. I mean, I've comfortably carried 8 knives on me at one time, and didn't find it a hindrance
 
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