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Step #1: Turn volume up as loud as it can go.

Step #2: Press 'Play'
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Step #3: LOL.
 
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I agree
 
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Step #1: Turn volume up as loud as it can go.

Step #2: Press 'Play'
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mBUdxLsS5g4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mBUdxLsS5g4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Step #3: LOL.

I lol'd at tounge part...
 
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Bristly facial hair feels very exciting by the way.
 
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Totally. Happy Happy Happy.

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Good times. :-D

CloudXDP's arrival just means more lesbians for me, anyway. *Greedily hoards his Yuri, then rolls around in the pictures naked.* Yay girl-girl smexie time position!

(With "DP" in one's name (which I'll assume stands for Double Penetration for the sake of busting balls), how is it possible to not like gays?)
 
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Bristly facial hair feels very exciting by the way.

She says that, but she MEANS - having your top cut open with a knife is very exciting. By the way. Besides, who'd kiss a dog just for the hair..?

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She says that, but she MEANS - having your top cut open with a knife is very exciting. By the way. Besides, who'd kiss a dog just for the hair..?

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Sure, sure she does, darlin.

*Displays facial hair, discreetly brandishes tongue...*
 
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oh, god, i had to read this not a day after watching Super Troopers again...

"Who wants a mustache ride?"
"Ooh, I do, Fun Fun!"
 
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I wish I was a lesbian.
 
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Simple open prejudice is a /b/ thing, and not necessarily to be mistaken for real hate. Sometimes the mindless honesty can be refreshing, other times confusing.

Wouldn't it be swell, if there was only one gender and none of the hassle. Though that might ruin the fun of it I suppose. Especially camp gays can scare me, as can especially butch lesbians, but I'm not fussed. Gender and sexuality seems to be getting more and more vague these days. I've seen loads of it. I mean, a year ago I had two brothers and a sister, and now it's one brother and two sisters.
 
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gatorbait wishes she was a lesbian.
 
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I actually have no idea what gatorbait's sexuality is.
 
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I'll leave that up to your imagination. ^_^






Okay, seriously though, I'm straight
 
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gatorbait wishes she was a lesbian!

On another note, what caused you to join the forum then?
 
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Shut up lol

My then-boyfriend showed me Jungle Girl when it first came out. I found it fascinating and I always thought about what it would be like to be in that situation. He was the same guy who introduced me to bondage, so maybe that's where it comes from. The two are similar to me. Of course, there aren't any tentacle monsters in the real world that I know about hehe.
 
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Have you seen the Rape Rape Revolution ghastly comic? Relevant to your interests ;)
 
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