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Within the glades of the Fey there laid a secret land, a world all its own. A world connected to every Court and every realm. A world that grew quiet and foreboding for anyone who dared to enter. A world of stillness and quiet that few truly knew and even fared dare to venture. And of those brave, foolish few every single soul came back bearing the only look capable of encompassing the true depths of what that soul had seen.
The deeper one went the colder the forest became. Soon enough a light frosting of snow would begin to mount on the branches overhead. And then it mounted between. It would seem an impossible feat, to see a layer of powdery snow simply hanging in the air, but as one dove even deeper one would finally see the fine web that gathered around every tree. The farther one walked the more complex that web became until it nearly formed a solid wall, and even though one could see through the layers of silk quite easily one would suddenly find themselves walking through the halls of a castle, one built around and within the very forest itself.
Eventually one would come to a large clearing. Or maybe a courtyard. Or maybe even the throne room itself. This probably made the most sense, especially as a lone spider marched down this corridor and was soon greeted by others of its kind. Each rose a salute as their brother passed, a single foreleg rising over their head to cover all but two of their many eyes from this noblespider's sight. And on he went, stopping at random times to give a quaint "Hello." "Good to see you." "Hey, Harry, how're the kids?" "Gods dammit, Murry, I told you to quit shaving yourself!" And at that the entire group takes a mild step away from the naked spider, Murry himself suddenly looking rather sheepish before he waves his pedipalps in apology and escapes up into the canopy to restore at least some modesty.
Once the commotion finally died down and the noble had a chance to shake his head in dismay he finally continued on. And then immediately stopped. Because he was finally there. A single, gigantic web spanned the entire ceiling, and from its center an enormous ball of fur descended. It was larger than a bear, the white fur that subtly shifted at its body seemed to produce the very wind that ruffled it so. As it neared the ground that form unraveled, eight gigantic legs spreading out and nearly smashing the ground before the very queen of these spiders simply landed as lightly as a feather and held herself high. All at once the gathered court bowed in deepest respect, and there they stayed until a pygmy spider that looked no bigger than a chihuahua landed atop her head and cleared his throat.
"ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!"
To hear such a loud voice come from such a small body was a miracle in itself. It was only when all the others had answered (including a quiet voice from up in the rafters) that they all rose to stand, and after a bit that same queen started shaking oh so slightly. A moment later she rose her head and mumbled unintelligibly, and Sir Tiny nodded along before raising himself a little higher.
"THE QUEEN HAS HEARD GRUMBLINGS OF DISCONTENT FROM HER COURT! EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!"
At that the grumbling rose, and not a word could be heard until the noblespider cleared his voice once more. "Milady, I believe I speak for myself and all my brethren when I say this. Ahem... WE'RE FECKIN' BORED!" A chorus of "HEAR HEAR"s and "JOLLY GOOD!"s and clicking mandibles rang throughout the royal hall, and the queen herself joined in by clacking her fangs together before all the fun was broken by a resounding
"SILENCE!"
Everyone lowered their eyes and shuffled their feet in embarrassment, none more so than the queen herself, but her little crier would not be perturbed.
"HER MAJESTY DEMANDS TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT HER TO DO ABOUT IT!"
All eyes turn to the noble. "Some freedom, milady." Another round of murmuring commenced
"SILENCE! EXPLAIN!"
"Well, your majesty, though we do have the freedom to venture around the faerie courts and their lands our presence doesn't feel quite as... welcome?... as we'd wish. I propose we simply throw ourselves out there and force everyone we come across to get used to fuzzy friendly spiders!"
A long silence was born from that proposal. The assembled arachnids all took their time to simply ponder how such a bold act could change their standing not only among the faeries but among the mortals as well, and even as she shook with the Parkinson's she carried the queen was taking those words to heart.
"SILENCE! OUR POSITION IN THE COURTS IS STRAINED ENOUGH AS IT IS!"
Everyone simply took one long blink at the little spider that was starting to rant atop the queen's head.
"WE CANNOT TAKE THE GOOD WILL WE'VE BEEN GIVEN SO LIGHTLY!"
The queen herself mumbled something up at the little guy, but he simply jumped up and down in his enthusiasm.
"WE MUST WORK TOWARD ACCEPTANCE AND UNDERSTANDING! WE MUST SHOW OUR WORTH TO THOSE WHO WOULD CALL US 'PESTS'!"
The spider matriarch actually starts to look a little annoyed at her designated mouth, but even as she moved a foot up to give him a light smack he simply fends them off without missing a beat.
"WE CANNOT SIMPLY THROW THAT ALL AWAY SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL BOR-"
His cries are finally silenced when he is picked up by the mother superior and cleanly shoved into her mouth. The other spiders cringe back a bit at this, but the fact that she isn't actually chewing puts them all at ease. After a few seconds she reaches in and pulls the offending little brat out before placing him back on her head, and he can't help but stumble around a bit as he drips with royal saliva.
"The... The queen says... let the invasion commence..."
At that the tiny spider collapsed into a heap right on top of one of the queen's eyes, but it went unnoticed against the large whoop of triumph that echoed throughout the hall. The queen herself bounced with excitement, and in a rare moment she rose herself up and pointed with one of her massive legs to the castle's main entrance. "Mur morf fir murpurpry!"
"You heard her, lads! CHARGE!"
And thus did the great GIFTS exodus begin...
((Alright, people, do whatever the hell you want!))
The deeper one went the colder the forest became. Soon enough a light frosting of snow would begin to mount on the branches overhead. And then it mounted between. It would seem an impossible feat, to see a layer of powdery snow simply hanging in the air, but as one dove even deeper one would finally see the fine web that gathered around every tree. The farther one walked the more complex that web became until it nearly formed a solid wall, and even though one could see through the layers of silk quite easily one would suddenly find themselves walking through the halls of a castle, one built around and within the very forest itself.
Eventually one would come to a large clearing. Or maybe a courtyard. Or maybe even the throne room itself. This probably made the most sense, especially as a lone spider marched down this corridor and was soon greeted by others of its kind. Each rose a salute as their brother passed, a single foreleg rising over their head to cover all but two of their many eyes from this noblespider's sight. And on he went, stopping at random times to give a quaint "Hello." "Good to see you." "Hey, Harry, how're the kids?" "Gods dammit, Murry, I told you to quit shaving yourself!" And at that the entire group takes a mild step away from the naked spider, Murry himself suddenly looking rather sheepish before he waves his pedipalps in apology and escapes up into the canopy to restore at least some modesty.
Once the commotion finally died down and the noble had a chance to shake his head in dismay he finally continued on. And then immediately stopped. Because he was finally there. A single, gigantic web spanned the entire ceiling, and from its center an enormous ball of fur descended. It was larger than a bear, the white fur that subtly shifted at its body seemed to produce the very wind that ruffled it so. As it neared the ground that form unraveled, eight gigantic legs spreading out and nearly smashing the ground before the very queen of these spiders simply landed as lightly as a feather and held herself high. All at once the gathered court bowed in deepest respect, and there they stayed until a pygmy spider that looked no bigger than a chihuahua landed atop her head and cleared his throat.
"ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!"
To hear such a loud voice come from such a small body was a miracle in itself. It was only when all the others had answered (including a quiet voice from up in the rafters) that they all rose to stand, and after a bit that same queen started shaking oh so slightly. A moment later she rose her head and mumbled unintelligibly, and Sir Tiny nodded along before raising himself a little higher.
"THE QUEEN HAS HEARD GRUMBLINGS OF DISCONTENT FROM HER COURT! EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!"
At that the grumbling rose, and not a word could be heard until the noblespider cleared his voice once more. "Milady, I believe I speak for myself and all my brethren when I say this. Ahem... WE'RE FECKIN' BORED!" A chorus of "HEAR HEAR"s and "JOLLY GOOD!"s and clicking mandibles rang throughout the royal hall, and the queen herself joined in by clacking her fangs together before all the fun was broken by a resounding
"SILENCE!"
Everyone lowered their eyes and shuffled their feet in embarrassment, none more so than the queen herself, but her little crier would not be perturbed.
"HER MAJESTY DEMANDS TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT HER TO DO ABOUT IT!"
All eyes turn to the noble. "Some freedom, milady." Another round of murmuring commenced
"SILENCE! EXPLAIN!"
"Well, your majesty, though we do have the freedom to venture around the faerie courts and their lands our presence doesn't feel quite as... welcome?... as we'd wish. I propose we simply throw ourselves out there and force everyone we come across to get used to fuzzy friendly spiders!"
A long silence was born from that proposal. The assembled arachnids all took their time to simply ponder how such a bold act could change their standing not only among the faeries but among the mortals as well, and even as she shook with the Parkinson's she carried the queen was taking those words to heart.
"SILENCE! OUR POSITION IN THE COURTS IS STRAINED ENOUGH AS IT IS!"
Everyone simply took one long blink at the little spider that was starting to rant atop the queen's head.
"WE CANNOT TAKE THE GOOD WILL WE'VE BEEN GIVEN SO LIGHTLY!"
The queen herself mumbled something up at the little guy, but he simply jumped up and down in his enthusiasm.
"WE MUST WORK TOWARD ACCEPTANCE AND UNDERSTANDING! WE MUST SHOW OUR WORTH TO THOSE WHO WOULD CALL US 'PESTS'!"
The spider matriarch actually starts to look a little annoyed at her designated mouth, but even as she moved a foot up to give him a light smack he simply fends them off without missing a beat.
"WE CANNOT SIMPLY THROW THAT ALL AWAY SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL BOR-"
His cries are finally silenced when he is picked up by the mother superior and cleanly shoved into her mouth. The other spiders cringe back a bit at this, but the fact that she isn't actually chewing puts them all at ease. After a few seconds she reaches in and pulls the offending little brat out before placing him back on her head, and he can't help but stumble around a bit as he drips with royal saliva.
"The... The queen says... let the invasion commence..."
At that the tiny spider collapsed into a heap right on top of one of the queen's eyes, but it went unnoticed against the large whoop of triumph that echoed throughout the hall. The queen herself bounced with excitement, and in a rare moment she rose herself up and pointed with one of her massive legs to the castle's main entrance. "Mur morf fir murpurpry!"
"You heard her, lads! CHARGE!"
And thus did the great GIFTS exodus begin...
((Alright, people, do whatever the hell you want!))