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Are Traps Gay?


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after watching the video I was enlightened...transcended even...

why couldn't revelation be easier than that?

why are people still in denial?

does vegemite really taste like shit?
 
What the fuck even is a "feminine" dick? How high I need to be to understand this? Dick is a dick, you like dicks, you may be gay or bi.
:D

Irrelevant.

Tyrone: 1
Yoshi: -9999
 
Irrelevant.

Tyrone: 1
Yoshi: -9999

Answering to one of my previous questions: Oh, so alcohol won't get me high enough... And I don't do drugs so... I will never know :(
 
Answering to one of my previous questions: Oh, so alcohol won't get me high enough... And I don't do drugs so... I will never know :(

Until you've experienced the girly tag on e621, spent 80hrs in a trap thread on 4chan, and read shit-tons of doujin with the crossdressing tag, you'll never completely comprehend what makes a dick feminine or why. You must first confuse your penis and then come full circle out of your confusion to gain that level of enlightenment. It is a journey one cannot have companions on or otherwise distract themselves from midway through. You must commit in ways that neither marriage or a video game could ever demand of you. Then, and only then, shall you be sufficiently enlightened that you will understand what a feminine dick is and why it is not gay.
 
Until you've experienced the girly tag on e621, spent 80hrs in a trap thread on 4chan, and read shit-tons of doujin with the crossdressing tag, you'll never completely comprehend what makes a dick feminine or why. You must first confuse your penis and then come full circle out of your confusion to gain that level of enlightenment. It is a journey one cannot have companions on or otherwise distract themselves from midway through. You must commit in ways that neither marriage or a video game could ever demand of you. Then, and only then, shall you be sufficiently enlightened that you will understand what a feminine dick is and why it is not gay.

Oh, so basically: take enough gay content until you turn gay, but you wont accept that you turned gay, so make up shit to explain all of this?
Hmm... Not a train I am going to jump on :D
 
Oh, so basically: take enough gay content until you turn gay, but you wont accept that you turned gay, so make up shit to explain all of this?
Hmm... Not a train I am going to jump on :D

Not really? Being gay and being into trap content are different trains, sir. Traps are feminine in appearance and generally possess a (mostly) feminine demeanor. The "gay" aspect is when you look for the masculine traits and preclude that it's all black and white from there. Didn't Professor Shake teach you anything?
 
I can understand mistaking trap for a girl, that's the main purpose of it. But going for the dick? Yeah, that's gay as fuck. Making stuff like "feminine dick" won't make it less gay :D
 
I can understand mistaking trap for a girl, that's the main purpose of it. But going for the dick? Yeah, that's gay as fuck. Making stuff like "feminine dick" won't make it less gay :D

Tyrone disagrees with you, sir. And, as we all know, Tyrone is always right. Always.
 
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A regular Sherlock Holmes, aren't you?
Considering how Sherlock books were written by Arthur Conan Doyle to make Holmes feel like that much of a great mind? Nope, fuck that faggot-detective. Also, thanks to that fact, it does add more to this witty comment.
But, if we are talking about real detectives, then Hercule Poirot comes to mind.
 
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