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[Stuffie]

960 380 AAAAAAAA

Some of Kizuna's facial expressions are just priceless. XD

 

[Woodlelewd]

960 379

AHA! Byz has fallen for my decoy Stuffie! >:3

 

[Stuffie]

960 378

Once we have defeated all our foes and taken over this thread, I will have a gigantic statue of you created, my trustworthy Knight!

 

[Woodlelewd]

960 377

That day may never come... But I will still take pride in my efforts to defend your honor

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

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9̸̡͎͎̟̦͇́̏́̏͠6̢̭̻̹͓̹̣̬̙̭̓̈́̀̎̾̔͆̕͞͡0̵̢̱̙͓̯̈̋̓́̈́ 3̠̲͕̯͚͓̭̇̓̇̀̾̎̀ͅ7̧̢̞̤̰̳̠͆͂̈́̅̔̏̄͢͞6̴̢̙̲͇̍̾̓̋͂̐͗͠ͅ
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Spoiler

M̴̛̝̣͍̲̝̜̓̊̽̕͡͡Ů̶̡͖̮͍̟̩̖͚̣̈̿̎̂͋̈́̕ͅD̢̛͎̘̭̱̘͍͎̩̃̔̌̈̅̈́ Ẇ̷̖̭̱̳͎͖̓̆͌͊̾͗̈͜͡I̧̨̛̘̗͙̤̘̤̫̐̂̊͒̾͛̚͢L̡̢̜͚̮̰͌̔̐̉̉̀͜͡͞L̶̳̘̘̗̙̙̩͇̯͐̾͗̀͒͆̚̚͡͞ P̶͇̬͎̖̪̩͊͋̂̌̂̒͠ͅR̶̙̙̲͚̤̱͉̀̑̓͐͐̏͘E̛̘̯̳͍̩̱̋͋̑̊V̶̹̺̪̱̋͑̑̊͋̍͗̔̈͟͢A̡̛̯͉̺̩̮̅̄̅̀͊̓̀̓Į̸͓͚̬̗̿͐̉̓̕͝L̡̛̛͍̭̬͙̓͑̆͐̅͌͂̕

 

[Stuffie]

960 375

Stay vigilant and be faithful, my dear Shovel Knight. We will not fail.
Also, I think Villager needs a smack with the shovel - his post looks screwed up.

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

960 374

I just lost all my game progress and that might have changed something in me.

*ɯnʇʇǝɹs ɔnɹsǝs ᴉu sɐʇɐuᴉɔ lɐuƃnɐƃǝ*

*ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo sdɯnɾ*

 

[Woodlelewd]

960 373

I shall be stalwart! I fear no devil's text; I am well versed in reading backwards and upside down. I was merely concerned for that small dog. What if it has mud in its eyes :C

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

960 372

Then the dog blinks?

 

[Woodlelewd]

960 371

Begone with your logic! D:<

I have a phobia of foreign objects in my eyes :c

 

[super_slicer]

960 370

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

960 369

Spoiler: Oculolinctus

Congrats! You learned a new word!

Now you'll have to forget it.

 

[Stuffie]

960 368

This one was posted in the past already Villaver, and it is still disturbing to me. >.>

 

[Woodlelewd]

960 367 get

me as well ono;;;

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

960 366

Hopefully that trend was quick to die out.

 

[Woodlelewd]

960 365

Yes XD Especially considering it's hella unsanitary - Especially with girls sharing eyeshadow to put under their eyelids and then spreading pinkeye like wildfire. *shudders*

 

[super_slicer]

960 364

Better than sounding. Sure I'll just shove this steel rod up my piss-hole, it'll be hella fun!

 

[Zepheral]

960 363

 

[super_slicer]

960 362

 

[Woodlelewd]

960 361

I prefer a reasonably sized, clean steel rod with a well rounded tip up my genitals to someone's tongue in my eye tbh. If I had to pick one.