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[Stuffie]

959 740

*offers laser shovel*

 

[Guan Yu]

959 739

*baguettes such*

 

[Woodlelewd]

958 738

*looks at the markings on the device*

"SHIP MOUNTED LASER EMITTING ASTEROID MINING DEVICE"

"CAUTION: DO NOT LIFT MANUALLY"

"CAUTION: DO NOT AIM AT ANYTHING YOU LOVE"

Laser shovel... I like it :3 And it must be good, if the great Stuffie is offering it to me ^3^ *hefts new laser shovel*

 

[Guan Yu]

959 737

It's not that I like you or anything

 

[Byzantine2014]

959 736 count is messed up again...

T-tsundere Gaun, too much to handle *nosebleeds out*

*rises, gives brave villager the Hero Sword* Do battle with that laser knight, I'll be, safely, right behind him

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

959 735

*emits coherent wavelengths and focus them to sabotage laser shovel by wave interference*
To you want me to overheat your device or negate its output?
Technology is so convenient.

 

[Zepheral]

959 734

 

[Byzantine2014]

959 733

 

[Guan Yu]

959 732

 

[Byzantine2014]

959 731

Oh my

 

[Stuffie]

959 730

It's not that I like you or anything

B-baka!

 

[Byzantine2014]

959 729

 

[Guan Yu]

959 728

*aaaaarolls about*

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

959 727

 

[Stuffie]

959 726

*rolls Gaun into the pond full of Koi*

 

[Guan Yu]

959 725

*catapults a school of wakasagi onto Stuffie*

 

[Stuffie]

959 724

*gracefully dodges the ball of fesh, rushes forward to greet the doggo as well*

 

[Byzantine2014]

959 723

 

[Lv1VillagerA]

959 722

 

[super_slicer]

959 721